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July 31, 2009 - Friday 

Category: Religion and Philosophy

THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS BOOK


by Alan Watts (1915-1973)



For many centuries the Roman Catholic Church was opposed to translating the Holy Scriptures into the "vulgar tongue.” To this day, you can still get rid of a Bible salesman by saying, "But we are Catholics and, of course, don’t read the Bible.” The Catholic hierarchy included subtle theologians and scholars who knew very well that such a difficult and diverse collection of ancient writings, taken as the literal Word of God, would be wildly and dangerously interpreted if put into the hands of ignorant and uneducated peasants. Likewise, when a missionary boasted to George Bernard Shaw of the numerous converts he had made, Shaw asked, " Can these people use rifles?” "Oh, indeed, yes,” said the missionary. "Some of them are very good shots.” Whereupon Shaw scolded him for putting us all in peril in the day when those converts waged holy war against us for not following the Bible in the literal sense they gave to it. For the Bible says, "What a good thing it is when the Lord putteth into the hands of the righteous invincible might.” But today, especially in the United States, there is a taboo against admitting that there are enormous numbers of stupid and ignorant people, in the bookish and literal sense of these words. They may be highly intelligent in the arts of farming, manufacture, engineering and finance, and even in physics, chemistry or medicine. But this intelligence does not automatically flow over to the fields of history, archaeology, linguistics, theology, philosophy and mythology which are what one needs to know in order to make any sense out such archaic literature as the books of the Bible.


This may sound snobbish, for there is an assumption that, in the Bible, God gave His message in plain words for plain people. Once, when I had given a radio broadcast in Canada, the announcer took me aside and said, "Don’t you think that if there is a truly loving God, He would given us a plain and specific guide as to how to live our lives?”
"On the contrary," I replied, "a truly loving God would not stultify our minds. He would encourage us to think for ourselves." I tried, then, to show him that his belief in the divine authority of the Bible rested on nothing more than his own personal opinion, to which, of course, he was entitled. This is basic. The authority of the Bible, the church, the state, or of any spiritual or political leader, is derived from the individual followers and believers, since it is the believers’ judgment that such leaders and institutions speak with a greater wisdom than there own. This is, obviously, a paradox, for only the wise can recognize wisdom. Thus, Catholics criticize Protestants for following their own opinions in understanding the Bible, as distinct from the interpretations of the Church, which originally issued and authorized the Bible. But Catholics seldom realize that the authority of the Church rests, likewise, on the opinion of its individual members that the Papacy and the councils of the Church are authoritative. The same is true of the state, for, as a French statesman said, people get the government they deserve.


Why does one come to the opinion that the Bible, literally understood, is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Usually because one’s "elders and betters," or an impressively large group of ones peers, have this opinion. But this is to go along with the Bandar-log, or monkey tribe, in Rudyard Kipling’s Jungle Books , who periodically get together and shout, "We all say so, so it must be true!" Having been a grandfather for a number of years, I am not particularly impressed with patriarchal authority. I am of an age with my own formerly impressive grandfathers (one of whom was a fervent fundamentalist, or literal believer in the Bible) and I realize that my opinions are as fallible as theirs.


But many people never grow up. They stay all their lives with a passionate need for eternal authority and guidance, pretending not to trust their own judgment. Nevertheless, it is their own judgment, willy-nilly, that there exists some authority greater than their own. The fervent fundamentalist whether Protestant or Catholic, Jew or Moslem is closed to reason and even communication for fear of losing the security of childish dependence. He would suffer extreme emotional heebie jeebies if he didn’t have the feeling that there was some external and infallible guide in which he could trust absolutely and without which his very identity would dissolve.


This attitude is not faith. It is pure idolatry. The more deceptive idols are not images of wood and stone but are constructed of words and ideas and mental images of God. Faith is an openness and trusting attitude to truth and reality, whatever it may turn out to be. This is a risky and adventurous state of mind. Belief, in the religious sense, is the opposite of faith because it is a fervent wishing or hope, a compulsive clinging to the idea that the universe is arranged and governed in such and such a way. Belief is holding to a rock; faith is learning how to swim and this whole universe swims in boundless space.


Thus, in much of the English-speaking world, the King James Bible is a rigid idol, all the more deceptive for being translated into the most melodious English and for being an anthology of ancient literature that contains sublime wisdom along with barbaric histories and the war songs of tribes on the rampage. All this is taken as the literal Word and counsel of God, as it is by fundamentalist Baptists, Jesus freaks, Jehovah’s Witnesses and comparable sects, which by and large know nothing of the history of the Bible, of how it was edited and put together. So we have with us the social menace of a huge population of intellectually and morally irresponsible people. Take a ruler and measure the listings under "Churches" in the Yellow Pages of the phone directory. You will find that the fundamentalists have by far the most space. And under what pressure do most hotels and motels place Gideon Bibles by the bedside Bibles with clearly fundamentalist introductory material, taking their name Gideon from one of the more ferocious military leaders of the ancient Israelites?


As is well known, the enormous political power of fundamentalists is what makes legislators afraid to take laws against victimless "sins" and crimes off the books, and what corrupts the police by forcing them to be armed preachers enforcing ecclesiastical laws in a country where church and state are supposed to be separate ignoring the basic Christian doctrine that no actions, or abstentions from actions, are of moral import unless undertaken voluntarily. Freedom is risky and includes the risk that anyone may go to hell in his own way.


Now, the King James Bible did not, as one might gather from listening to fundamentalists, descend with an Angel from heaven A.D. 1611, when it was first published. It was an elegant, but often inaccurate, translation of Hebrew and Greek documents composed between 900 B.C. and A.D. 120. There is no manuscript of the Old Testament, that is, of the Hebrew Scriptures, written in Hebrew, earlier than the Ninth Century B.C. But we know that these documents were first put together and recognized as the Holy Scriptures by a convention of rabbis held at Jamnia (Yavne) in Palestine shortly before A.D. 100. On their say-so. Likewise, the composition of the Christian Bible, which documents to include and which to drop, was decided by a council of the Catholic Church held in Carthage in the latter part of the Fourth Century. Several books that had formerly been read in the churches, such as the Shepherd of Hermas and the marvelous Gospel of Saint Thomas , were then excluded. The point is that the books translated in the King James Bible were declared canonical and divinely inspired by the authority (A) of the Synod of Jamnia and (B) of the Catholic Church, meeting in Carthage more than 300 years after the time of Jesus. It is thus that fundamentalist Protestants get the authority of their Bible from Jews who had rejected Jesus and from Catholics whom they abominate as the Scarlet Woman mentioned in Revelation.


The Bible, to repeat, is an anthology of Hebrew and late Greek literature, edited and put forth by a council of Catholic bishops who believed that they were acting under the direction of the Holy Spirit. Before this time the Bible as we know it did not exist. There were the Hebrew Scriptures and their translated into Greek the Septuagint, which was made in Alexandria between 250 B.C. and 100 B.C. There were also various codices, or Greek manuscripts, of various parts of the New Testament, such as the four Gospels. There were numerous other writings circulating among Christians, including the Epistles of Saint Paul and Saint John, the Apocalypse (Revelation) and such documents (later excluded) as the Acts of John , the Didache , the Apostolic Constitutions and the various Epistles of Clement, Ignatius and Polycarp.


In those days, and until the Protestant Reformation in the 16th Century, the Scriptures were not understood exclusively in a narrow literal sense. From Clement of Alexandria (Second Century) to Saint Thomas Aquinas (13th Century), the great theologians, or Fathers of the Church, recognized four ways of interpreting the Scriptures: the literal or historical, the moral, the allegorical and the spiritual and they were overwhelmingly interested in the last three. Origen (Second Century) regarded much of the Old Testament as "puerile" if taken literally, and Jewish theologians were likewise preoccupied with finding hidden meanings in the Scriptures, for the concern of all these theologians was to interpret the Biblical texts in such a way as to make the Bible intellectually respectable and philosophically interesting. Concern over the historical truth of the Bible is relatively modern, whether in the form of fundamentalism or of scientific research.


But when the Bible was translated and widely distributed as a result of the invention of printing, it fell into the hands of people who, like the Jesus freaks of today, were simply uneducated and who, as the depressed classes of Europe, eventually swarmed over to America. This is, naturally, a heroic generalization. There were, and are, fundamentalists learned in languages and sciences (although the standard translation of the Bible into Chinese is said to be in fearful taste), just as there are professors of physics and anthropology who somehow manage to be pious Mormons. Some people have the peculiar ability to divide their minds into watertight compartments, being critical and rational in matters of science but credulous as children when it comes to religion.


Such superstition would have been relatively harmless if the religion had been something tolerant and pacific, such as Taoism or Buddhism. But the religion of the literally understood Bible is chauvinistic and militant. It is on the march to conquer the world and to establish itself as the one and only true belief. Among its most popular hymns are such battle songs as "Mine eyes have seen the glory" and Onward, Christian Soldiers. The God of the Hebrews, the Arabs and the Christians is a mental idol fashioned in the image of the great monarchs of Egypt, Chaldea and Persia. It was possibly Ikhnaton (Amenhotep IV, 14th Century B.C.), Pharaoh of Egypt, who gave Moses the idea of monotheism (as suggested in Freud’s Moses and Monotheism). Certainly the veneration of God as "King of kings and Lord of lords" borrows the official title of the Persian emperors. Thus, the political pattern of tyranny, beneficent or otherwise, of rule by violence, whether physical or moral, stands firmly behind the Biblical idea of Jehovah.


When one considers the architecture and ritual of churches, whether Catholic or Protestant, it is obvious until most recent times that they are based on royal or judicial courts. A monarch who rules by force sits in the central court of his donjon with his back to the wall, flanked by guards, and those who come to petition him for justice or to offer tribute must kneel or prostrate themselves simply because these are difficult positions from which to start a fight. Such monarchs are, of course, frightened of their subjects and constantly on the anxious alert for rebellion. Is this an appropriate image for the inconceivable energy that underlies the universe? True, the altar-throne in Catholic churches is occupied by the image of God in the form of one crucified as a common thief, but he hangs there as our leader in subjection to the Almighty Father, King of the universe, propitiating Him for those who have broken His not always reasonable laws. And what of the curious resemblances between Protestant churches and courts of law? The minister and the judge wear the same black robe and "throw the book" at those assembled in pews and various kinds of boxes, and both ministers and judges have chairs of estate that are still, in effect, thrones.


The crucial question, then, is that if you picture the universe as a monarchy, how can you believe that a republic is the best form of government, and so be a loyal citizen of the United States? It is thus that fundamentalists veer to the extreme right wing in politics, being of the personality type that demands strong external and paternalistic authority. Their "rugged individualism" and their racism are founded on the conviction that they are the elect of God the Father, and their forebears took possession of America as the armies of Joshua took possession of Canaan, treating the Indians as Joshua and Gideon treated the Bedouin of Palestine. In the same spirit the Protestant British, Dutch and Germans took possession of Africa, India and Indonesia, and the rigid Catholics of Spain and Portugal colonized Latin America. Such territorial expansion may or may not be practical politics, but to do it in the name of Jesus of Nazareth is an outrage.


The Bible is a dangerous book, though by no means an evil one. It depends, largely, on how you read it with what prejudices and with what intellectual background. Regarded as sacred and authoritative, such a complex collection of histories, legends, allegories and images becomes a monstrous Rorschach blot in which you can picture almost anything you want to discover just as one can see cities and mountains in the clouds or faces in the fire. Fundamentalists "prove" the truth of the Bible by trying to show how the words of the prophets have foretold events that have come to pass in relatively recent times. But any statistician knows that you can find correlations, if you want to, between almost any two sets of patterns or rhythms between the occurrence of sunspots and fluctuations of the stock market, between the lines and bumps on your hand and the course of your life or between the architecture of the Great Pyramid and the history of Europe. This is because of eidetic vision, or the brain’s ability to project visions and forms of its own into any material whatsoever. But scholars of ancient history find the remarks of the prophets entirely relevant to events of their own time, in the ancient Near East. The Biblical prophets were not so much predictors as social commentators.


I am not in the position of those liberal Christians who reject fundamentalism but must still insist that Jesus was the one and only incarnation of God, or at least the most perfect human being. No one is intellectually free who feels that he cannot and must not disagree with Jesus and is therefore forced into the dishonest practice of wangling the words of the Gospels to fit his own opinions. There is not a scrap of evidence that Jesus was familiar with any other religious tradition than that of the Hebrew Scriptures or that he knew anything of the civilizations of India, China or Peru. Under these circumstances, he was faced with the virtually impossible problem of expressing himself in the peculiar religious language and imagery of his local culture. For it is obvious to any student of the psychology of religion that what he needed to express was the relatively common change of consciousness known as mystical experience the vivid and overwhelming sensation that your own being is one with eternal and ultimate reality. But it was as hard for Jesus to say this as it still is for a native of the American Bible Belt. It implies the blasphemous, subversive and lunatic claim to be identical with the all-knowing and allruling monarch of the world its Pharaoh or Cyrus. Jesus would have had no trouble in India, for this experience is the foundation of Hinduism, and the Hindus recognize many people in both ancient and modern times as embodiments of the divine, or sons of God but not, of course, of the kind of God represented by Jehovah. Buddhists, likewise, teach that anyone can, and finally will, become a Buddha (an Enlightened One), in the same way as the historic Gautama.


If the Gospel of Saint John , in particular, is to be believed, Jesus emphatically identified himself with the Godhead, considering such phrases as "I and the Father are one," or "He who has seen me has seen the Father," or "Before Abraham was, I am," or "I am the way, the truth and the life." But this was not an exclusive claim for himself as the man Jesus, for at John 10:31, just after he has said "I and the Father are one," the crowd picks up rocks to stone him to death.
He protests:


"Many good works have I shown you from my Father; for which of those works do you stone me?" The Jews answered him, saying, "We do not stone you for a good work, but for blasphemy, and because you, being a man, make yourself God."


And here it comes:


Jesus answered them, "Is it not written in your law, I said, you are gods [quoting Psalms 82]? If He [i.e., God] called those to whom He gave His word gods and you can’t contradict the Scriptures how can you say of Him whom the Father has sanctified and sent into the world, ‘You blaspheme!’ because I said, ‘I am a son of God" [The original Greek says "a son," not "the son."]


In other words, the Gospel, or "good news" that Jesus was trying to convey, despite the limitations of his tradition, was that we are all sons of God. When he uses the terms I am (as in "Before Abraham was, I am") or Me (as in "No one comes to the Father but by Me"), he is intending to use them in the same way as Krishna in the Bhagavad-Gita :
He who sees Me everywhere and sees all in Me; I am not lost to him, nor is he lost to Me. The yogi who, established in oneness, worships Me abiding in all beings, lives in Me, whatever be his outward life.


And by this "Me" Krishna means the atman that is at once the basic self in us and in the universe. To know this is to enjoy eternal life, to discover that the fundamental "I am" feeling, which you confuse with your superficial ego, is the ultimate reality forever and ever, amen.


In this essential respect, the, the Gospel has been obscured and muffled almost from the beginnings. For Jesus was presumably trying to say that our consciousness is the divine spirit, "the light which enlightens every one who comes into the world," and which George Fox, founder of the Quakers, called the Inward Light. But the Church, still bound to the image of God as the King of kings, couldn’t accept this Gospel. It adopted a religion about Jesus instead of the religion of Jesus. It kicked him upstairs and put him in the privileged and unique position of being the Boss’s son, so that, having this unique advantage, his life and example became useless to everyone else. The individual Christian must not know that his own "I am" is the one that existed before Abraham. In this way, the Church institutionalized and made a virtue of feeling chronic guilt for not being as good as Jesus. It only widened the alienation, the colossal difference, that monotheism put between man and God.


When I try to explain this to Jesus freaks and other Bible bangers, they invariably reveal theological ignorance by saying, "But doesn’t the Bible say that Jesus was the only -begotten son of God?" It doesn’t. Not, at least, according to Catholic, Eastern Orthodox and Anglican interpretations. The phrase "only-begotten son refers not to Jesus the man but to the Second Person of the Trinity, God the Son, who is said to have become incarnate in the man Jesus. Nowhere does the Bible, or even the creeds of the Church, say that Jesus was the only incarnation of God the Son in all time and space. Furthermore, it is not generally known that God the Son is symbolized as both male and female, as Logos-Sophia, the Design and the Wisdom of God, based on the passage in Proverbs 7:9, where the Wisdom of God speaks as a woman.


"But then," they go on to argue, "doesn’t the Bible say that there is no other name under heaven whereby men may be saved except the name of Jesus? But what is the name of Jesus? J-E-S-U-S? Iesous? Aissa? Jehoshua? Or however else it may be pronounced? It is said that every prayer said in name of Jesus will be granted, and obviously this doesn’t mean that "Jesus" is a signature on a blank check. It means that prayers will be granted when made in the spirit of Jesus, and that spirit is, again, the Second Person of the Trinity, the eternal God the Son, who could just as well have been incarnate in Krishna, Buddha, Lao-tzu or Ramana Maharshi as in Jesus of Nazareth.


It is amazing what both the Bible and the Church are presumed to teach but don’t teach. Listening to fundamentalists, one would suppose that if there are living beings on other planets in this or other galaxies. they must wait for salvation until missionaries from earth arrive on spaceships, bringing the Bible and baptism. But if "God so loves the world" and means it, He will surely send His son to wherever he is needed, and there is no difference in principle between a planet circling Alpha Centauri and peoples as remote from Palestine A.D. 30 as the Chinese or the Incas. It should be understood that the expression "son of" means "of the nature of," as when we call someone a son of a bitch and as when the Bible uses such phrases as "sons of Belial" (an alien god), or an Arab cusses someone out as e-ben-i-el-homa "son of donkey!" or simply "stupid". Used in this way,"son of" has nothing to do with maleness or being younger than. Likewise, the Second Person of the Trinity, God the Son, the Logos-Sopia, refers to the basic pattern or design of the Universe, ever emerging from the inconceivable mystery or the Father as the galaxies shine out of space. This is how the great philosophers of the Church have thought about the imagery of the Bible and as it appears to a modern student of the history and psychology of world religions. Call it intellectual snobbery if you will, but although the books of the Bible might have been "plain words for plain people" in the days of Isaiah and Jesus, an uneducated and uninformed person who reads them today, and takes them as the literal Word of God, will become a blind and confused bigot.


Let us look at this against the background of the fact that all monotheistic religions have been militant. Wherever God has been idolized as the King or Boss-Principle of the world, believers are agog to impose both their religion and their political rulership upon others. Fanatical believers in the Bible, the Koran and the Torah have fought one another for centuries without realizing that they belong to the same pestiferous club, that they have more in common than they have against one another and that there is simply no way of deciding which of their "unique" revelations of God’s will is the true one. A committed believer in the Koran trots out the same arguments for his point of view as a Southern Baptist devotee of the Bible, and neither can listen to reason, because their whole sense of personal security and integrity depends absolutely upon pretending to follow an external authority. The very existence of this authority, as well as the sense of identity of its follower and true believer, requires an excluded class of infidels, heathens and sinners people whom you can punish and bully so as to know that you are strong and alive. No argument, no reasoning, no contrary evidence can possibly reach the true believer, who, if he is somewhat sophisticated, justifies and even glorifies his invincible stupidity as a "leap of faith" or "sacrifice of the intellect." He quotes the Roman lawyer and theologian Tertullian Credo, quia absurdum est , "I believe because it is absurd" as if Tertullian had said something profound. Such people are, quite literally, idiots originally a Greek word meaning an individual so isolated that you can’t communicate with him.


Oddly enough, there are unbelievers who envy them, who wish that they could have the serenity and peace of mind that come from "knowing" beyond doubt that you have the true Word of God and are in the right. But this overlooks the fact that those who supposedly have this peace within themselves are outwardly obstreperous and violent, standing in dire need of converts and followers to convince themselves of their continuing validity just as much as they need outsiders to punish.


Mindless belief in the literal truth of the Bible and furious zeal to spread the message lead to such widespread follies, in the American Bible Belt, as playing with poisonous snakes and drinking strychnine to prove the truth of Mark 16:18, where Jesus is reported to have said: "They [the faithful] shall take up serpents: and if they drink any deadly, thing, it shall not hurt them." As recently as April 1973, two men (one a pastor) in Newport, Tennessee, died in convulsions from taking large amounts of strychnine before a congregation shouting, "Praise God! Praise God!" So they didn't have enough faith; but such barbarous congregations will go on trying these experiments again and again to test and prove their faith, not realizing that by Christian standards this is arrant spiritual pride. Meanwhile, the Government persecutes religious groups that use such relatively harmless herbs as peyote and marijuana for sacraments.


What is to be done about the existence of millions of such dangerous people in the world? Obviously, they must not be censored or suppressed by their own methods. Even though it is impossible to persuade or argue with them in a reasonable way, it is just possible that they can be wooed and enchanted by a more attractive style of religion, which will show them that their unbending "faith" in their Bibles is simply an inverse expression of doubt and terror a frantic whistling in the dark.


There have been other images of God than the Father-Monarch: the Cosmic Mother; the inmost Self (disguised as all living beings), as in Hinduism; the indefinable Tao, the flowing energy of the universe, as among the Chinese; or no image at all, as with the Buddhists, who are not strictly atheists but who feel that the ultimate reality cannot be pictured in any way and, what is more, that not picturing it is a positive way of feeling it directly, beyond symbols and images. I have called this "atheism in the name of God" a paradoxical and catchy phrase pointing out something missed by learned Protestant theologians who have been talking about "death of God" theology and "religionless Christianity," and asking what of the Gospel of Christ can be saved if life is nothing more than a trip from the maternity ward to the crematorium. It is weird how such sophisticated Biblical scholars must go on clinging to Jesus even when rejecting the basic principle of his teaching the experience that he was God in the flesh, an experience he unknowingly shared with all the great mystics of the world.


Atheism in the name of God is an abandonment of all religious beliefs, including atheism, which in practice is the stubbornly held idea that the world is a mindless mechanism. Atheism in the name of God is giving up the attempt to make sense of the world in terms of any fixed idea or intellectual system. It is becoming again as a child and laying oneself open to reality as it is actually and directly felt, experiencing it without trying to categorize, identify or name it. This can be most easily begun by listening to the world with closed eyes, in the same way that one can listen to music without asking what it says or means. This is actually a turn-on a state of consciousness in which the past and future vanish (because they cannot be heard) and in which there is no audible difference yourself and what you are hearing. There is simply universe, an always present happening in which there is no perceptible difference between self and other, or, as in breathing, between what you do and what happens to you. Without losing command of civilized behavior, you have temporarily "regressed" to what Freud called the oceanic feeling of the baby the feeling that we all lost in learning to make distinctions, but that we should have retained as their necessary background, just as there must be empty white paper under this print if you are to read it.


When you listen to the world in this way, you have begun to practice what Hindus and Buddhists call meditation a re-entry to the real world, as distinct from the abstract world of words and ideas. If you find that you can't stop naming the various sounds and thinking in words, just listen to yourself doing that as another form of noise, a meaningless murmur like the sound of traffic. I won't argue for this experiment. Just try it and see what happens, because this is the basic act of faith of being unreservedly open and vulnerable to what is true and real.


Certainly this is what Jesus himself must have had in mind in that famous passage in the Sermon on the Mount upon which one will seldom hear anything from a pulpit: "Which of you by thinking can add a measure to his height? And why are you anxious about clothes? Look at the flowers of the field, how they grow. They neither labor nor spin; and yet I tell you that even Solomon in all his splendor was not arrayed like any one of them. So if God so clothes the wild grass which lives for today and tomorrow is burned, shall He not much more clothe you, faithless ones? . . . Don't be anxious for the future, for the future will take care of itself. Sufficient to the day are its troubles." Even the most devout Christians can’t take this. They feel that such advice was all very well for Jesus, being the Boss's son, but this is no wisdom for us practical and lesser-born mortals. You can, of course, take these words in their allegorical and spiritual sense, which is that you stop clinging in terror to a rigid system of ideas about what will happen to you after you die, or as to what, exactly, are the procedures of the court of heaven, whereby the world is supposedly governed. Curiously, both science and mysticism (which might be called religion as experienced rather than religion as written) are based on the experimental attitude of looking directly at what is, of attending to life itself instead of trying to glean it from a book. The scholastic theologians would not look through Galileo’s telescope, and Billy Graham will not experiment with a psychedelic chemical or practice yoga. Two eminent historians of science, Joseph Needham and Lynn White, have pointed out the surprising fact that in both Europe and Asia, science arises from mysticism, because both the mystic and the scientist are types of people who want to know directly, for themselves, rather than be told what to believe.


And in this sense they follow the advice of Jesus to become again "as little children," to look at the world with open, clear, and unprejudiced eyes, as if they had never seen it before. It is in this spirit that an astronomer must look at the sky and a yogi must attend to the immediately present moment, as when he concentrates on a prolonged sound. Years and years of book study may simply fossilize you into fixed habits of thought so that any perceptive person will know in advance how you will react to any situation or idea. Imagining yourself reliable, you become merely predictable and, alas, boring. Most sermons are tedious. One knows in advance what the preacher is going to say, however dressed up on a fancy language. Going strictly by the book, he will have no original ideas or experiences, for which reason both he and his followers become rigid and easily shocked personalities who cannot swing, wiggle, lilt or dance.


In this connection it should be noted that the blacks of the South swing and wiggle quite admirably, even in church but this is because the preacher, starting from the Bible in deference to his white overlords, very soon reverts to the rhythms and incantations of some old-time African religion, and there is no knowing at all what he is going to say. This is perhaps one of the principle roots of conflict between whites and blacks in the American South that the former go by the Book and the latter by the spirit, which, like the wind, as Jesus put it, blows where it wills, and you can’t tell where it comes from or where it’s going.


Thus, we reach the seeming paradox that you cannot at once idolize the Bible and embody the spirit of Jesus. He twitted the Pharisees as today he would twit the fundamentalists: "You search the Scriptures daily, for in them you think you have life." The religion of Jesus was to trust life, both as he felt it in himself and as he saw it around him. Most of us would feel that this was a ridiculous gamble to the Jews a stumbling block and to the Greeks foolishness but, come to think of it, is there any real alternative? Basiaclly, no human community can exist that is not founded on mutual trust as distinct from law and its enforcement. The alternative to mutual trust, which is indeed a risky gamble, is the security of the police state.
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Human Evolution

 
For some reason I have never read this before. Great find! I like the second half the most.
 
Posted by Human Evolution on July 31, 2009 - Friday - 4:13 AM
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Psylent Revolution.com
Neal Stapel

 
you can comment but not accept comments...


 
Posted by Psylent Revolution.com on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 1:11 PM
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Jean Francois Fortier

 
Is it an hallucination or a comment I posted just below H.E's comment was deleted...

I was just pasting some sentences from the text above (the second part) that are clearly indicating Alan isn't atheist, in the materialist meaning of the word.

Of course, he attacks the way scholars perverted the teaching of a man called Jesus, and he disagrees with  the way most christians the Bible.
 
But it is obvious that he is a "fan" of Jesus and that he believes mysticism (direct religious personal experience) has a concrete value...

 
Posted by Jean Francois Fortier on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 2:50 AM
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Jean Francois Fortier

 
Sorry... Just saw that it moved to page 3...
 
Posted by Jean Francois Fortier on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 2:54 AM
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Eric Brooks
Eric Brooks Sucks

 
Idiot.

 
Posted by Eric Brooks on August 5, 2009 - Wednesday - 5:40 AM
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Dane

 
Put your shirt on you myspace-man-whore!!! nobody cares about your opinion. You r just a myspace slut looking for free pussay. You don't seem christian at all. biggot
 
Posted by Dane on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 3:16 AM
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Jamers <3
Jamie Speis

 
My god! Are you serious? Yeah cause thats what i got out of that was wanting free pussy! Your clearly  pissed off because maybe people dont find your thoughts as interesting.  Some people did enhoy reading it as i am not even a christian, but it makes you think and NO not about getting some, that was the most ridiculous thing I ever heard... Are you not getting any? maybe you should!
 
Posted by Jamers <3 on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 9:12 PM
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The Once and Future Doug

 
CAT FIGHT!!!!


 
Posted by The Once and Future Doug on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 11:21 PM
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Ben of Tennessee
Ben reichel

 
We all die a physical death. Believe it or not. But where will you be? Your spirit that is
 
Posted by Ben of Tennessee on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 1:12 AM
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Tempest

 
Ben you really need to stop trying to deter free thought. If you want to believe in a God of death & murder that is your choice.
It is also everyone else's choice to believe or not believe as they choose. You cannot even have a discussion about whether there is a God or not because you cannot even give a conclusive statement of what God is..
When you know what real knowledge of what God is then you can discuss this is detail.
As far as Jesus we can believe what we want to about him.
If you really believe religion is not wrong you will forgo further attempts to discredit a dead mans thoughts.
He is not even around to defend his thoughts and you are going to argue about it. At least there is proof he wrote it.
Can you prove the man Jesus existed. Do you have birth records or anything concrete to show.
Did Jesus write a book himself, with his own hand that is here today for us all to read. No someone else wrote his thoughts or what they thought were his thoughts.
How each one of us interprets those writings is an individual right. We do live in what is supposed to be a free America after all. If you want censorship go to a communist country. If you believe in the land of the free then stop the attacks already. Jeez

 
Posted by Tempest on August 10, 2009 - Monday - 4:26 AM
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Justin 2.0 is Magnifying Reality

 
show me this "spirit" thing you people continually talk about and threaten with...

 
Posted by Justin 2.0 is Magnifying Reality on August 5, 2009 - Wednesday - 5:58 PM
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Matthew

 
It's kind of a bummer that the 'God vs No God' shit-storm beneath broke out, rather than actual discussion of this fantastic piece by Watts.
 
Posted by Matthew on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 12:29 AM
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Dane

 
there will be a storm of booty treats moving through the southeast region tonight.
 
Posted by Dane on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 4:19 AM
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Jean Francois Fortier

 
I wonder what a convinced atheist sees in that wonderful piece... I agree it is a wonderful piece. 
I agree because I see here Watts defending Jesus as a great mystic, DESPITE the religion he contributed to make emerge...



 
Posted by Jean Francois Fortier on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 3:23 AM
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Ben of Tennessee
Ben reichel

 
Impress my dad? Do you my father in heaven? I serve him, but I don't think anyone could actuall "impress" him
 
Posted by Ben of Tennessee on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 2:17 AM
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Ben of Tennessee
Ben reichel

 
The historical part was good, but he lost me when he tries to twist the words Jesus spoke in John. Jesus clearly identifies himself as God, but uses the Jewish law against them. He never implies that we are all sons of God
 
Posted by Ben of Tennessee on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 12:41 AM
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Serio K.
Ry- Elf

 
Most of what was spoken in the Gospel According to John was not from the mouth of Jesus, but written from the theological perspective of the writer, who never even had any first hand contact with Jesus of Nazareth.  It is a very unhistoric gospel.
 
Posted by Serio K. on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 1:15 AM
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Dane

 
It's funny that chistianity has the same exact stories as 36 other belief
 systems that existed well before the bible.
 
Posted by Dane on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 3:19 AM
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Ben of Tennessee
Ben reichel

 
Before the Bible????

In the beginnig was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God

 
Posted by Ben of Tennessee on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 3:36 AM
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Justin 2.0 is Magnifying Reality

 
translation:

"Science is hard.  Magic is easy.  I'm right because I decided I'm right so I'm right."

 
Posted by Justin 2.0 is Magnifying Reality on August 5, 2009 - Wednesday - 6:00 PM
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Dane

 
Are you one of those people that believes that dinosaur bones were put here to test their faith? The earth is billions of years old. I think it would be quite selfish to actually believe that we are the center of the universe and we are the most important beings that exist in all of space and on this pebble of a planet.
 
Posted by Dane on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 4:15 AM
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Matthew

 
I am in complete agreement, Dane.  Religion and the religious consistently mention how humble they are, but actually they demonstrate extreme arrogance, stuff like, "I suddenly realized that the whole universe is all about me."

Really??

 
Posted by Matthew on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 4:33 AM
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Matthew

 
Holy shit.  Cow poop.  Hindus.

Feel free to respond to me througout this blogs' comments, but please no longer expect any responses; you've just told all that I need to know...
 
Posted by Matthew on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 4:12 AM
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REMBRANDT

 
Funny how the other three Gospels say the same thing almost word for word.

 
Posted by REMBRANDT on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 2:51 AM
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Ben of Tennessee
Ben reichel

 
Not the words of Jesus? Can you prove these nonsensical claims? I thought you didn't even believe Jesus existed in the first place
 
Posted by Ben of Tennessee on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 1:16 AM
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Matthew

 
Ben, more to the point: I think people are starting to doubt your own existence.  There's no way that you're actually more than our collective hallucination; nobody actually says that stuff that you've been saying.
 
Posted by Matthew on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 4:35 AM
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Ben of Tennessee
Ben reichel

 
The sheer fact that we are alive is in itself irrefutable proof that God exist. In fact everything that exist is made up of protons, nuetrons, and electrons. Protons, neutrons and electrons ALL obey the laws of quantum mechanics. In other words, everything that exists is "technically alive". There is absolutely NO disputing this. 

For God not to exist would require nothing to exist. God is All. How could ANYTHING exist without a creator? Impossible. To prove otherwise would require to bring something into existence that doesn't already exist.

PROBLEM. To test this hypothesis would require nothing to exist. Impossible. Everything already exist. How could one test this hypothesis when one must start from nothing? Seeing that something already exist, how could one start with nothing? Impossible.

To say that there "is no God" is nothing short of complete foolishness. Many have different ideas of God and who He is. However, these views are almost always relative to the own person's views. God is obviously relative to them. However, God is much bigger than who He is from the eyes of one person. God is all. For Him to be anything less is again IMPOSSIBLE. God has no creator or He wouldn't be God. If He were less than ALL, a creator would be required.

I've heard many argue, "well then who created God"? Answer - No one. God is ALL. As the Holy Bible describes Him, "He is the Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end". What better way could God describe Himself?

There are obviously many other arguments from athiests, ranging from "how can there be a God with so much evil in the world?" to "God was invented by man for our own selfish purposes", etc., but NONE address the main, overlaying issue.
 
Everything that exist is alive. This is indeed a fact that no one can refute.

However, a denial in God may lead to a whole host of other issues. These may include:

1) Severe depression
2) Lack of trust/ feelings of conspiracy
3) Distorted view on evil
4) Distorted view on love
5) Selfishness/ feeling life is all about fulfilling desires of one's own flesh
6) Breakdown of the traditional family
7) Complete moral decline
8) Overidding feelings of guilt
9) Lack of hope
10) No self confidence
11) Severe mental problems
12) Indoctrination of children
13) Bitterness
14) Drug and alcohol addiction
15) A warpped view on science and technology
16) No meaning to life

 
Posted by Ben of Tennessee on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 12:23 AM
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Ben of Tennessee
Ben reichel

 
5) Selfishness/ feeling life is all about fulfilling desires of one's own flesh - yes... but you do not understand what selfishness & what you consider flesh, you also endulge in (called the world: electricity, house, internet, etc, etc... all those things that are not needs, but your wants)
6) Breakdown of the traditional family - traditional what?



Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these, adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, Idolatry, withcraft, hatred, variance, emulaions, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, Envyings, murders, drunkenness, reveling, and such like

Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband. Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband.
 
Posted by Ben of Tennessee on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 2:26 AM
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Ben of Tennessee
Ben reichel

 
16) No meaning to life - 42


What does this mean?

 
Posted by Ben of Tennessee on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 2:44 AM
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Alan Watts
Alan Watts

 
Speaking of the meaning of life...




don't miss it.



 
Posted by Alan Watts on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 4:19 AM
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Diana Armstrong Zook

 
I love it.  And couldn't agree more ! Fortunately never had that problem ,of following ,  quite the opposite, i think .
 
Posted by Diana Armstrong Zook on August 8, 2009 - Saturday - 5:41 AM
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Matthew

 
Exactly the point I'm alluding to below!!!  Thank you.
 
Posted by Matthew on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 4:35 AM
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Matthew

 

What about appreciating the people around you, the people that you know -- for sure -- actually exist?  What about it?

In the spirit of Alan Watts (he's this blog's host, after all):

In music, one doesn't make an end to a composition the point to a composition.  If that were the case, we would have composers who write only finales!  People would go to concerts just to hear one crashing cord, because that's the end.  But in our culture, we view our lives as being pilgrimages, as being analogous to a journey with a serious purpose at the end, and the point is to get to that end.  We miss the point the whole way along; life is a musical number, and the point is to sing or to dance while the music is being played.


 
Posted by Matthew on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 3:02 AM
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Falling With Scissors

 
Very well said.

 
Posted by Falling With Scissors on November 4, 2009 - Wednesday - 6:43 PM
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Ben of Tennessee
Ben reichel

 
Yes, and I suppose one could argue that we shouldn't hesitate to study Mein Kemphf just because Hitler is dead

 
Posted by Ben of Tennessee on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 3:07 AM
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Matthew

 
Um...Okay.  Sure.

(Do you actually exist?)
 
Posted by Matthew on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 3:31 AM
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Ben of Tennessee
Ben reichel

 
Yes I exist. Created by God All Mighty
 
Posted by Ben of Tennessee on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 3:37 AM
Ben of Tennessee
Ben reichel

 
Hmmm. I wonder where Alan Watts is today?
 
Posted by Ben of Tennessee on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 12:19 AM
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Posted by DJICE9 READ MY BLOGS YOU'LL BE SHOCKED! on August 2, 2009 - Sunday - 11:39 PM
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yuri todded
yuri todded

 
"danger jesus?"  That sounds like a guy that would jump a motorcycle over 666 burning crosses...
 
Posted by yuri todded on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 4:13 AM
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Ben of Tennessee
Ben reichel

 
Jesus loves you. This is no joke!
 
Posted by Ben of Tennessee on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 12:19 AM
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Matthew

 
You know the mind of this Jesus, do you?
 
Posted by Matthew on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 4:36 AM
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Eric Brooks
Eric Brooks Sucks

 
lol

 
Posted by Eric Brooks on August 5, 2009 - Wednesday - 5:40 AM
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Johnstrings.com & Dinasings

 

Nothing can express who Christ is better than the Holy Scriptures.

John 3:16 (King James Version):
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

Hebrews 1:3 (New International Reader's Version):
The Son is the gleaming brightness of God's glory. He is the exact likeness of God's being

John 10:36 (New King James Version):
…do you say of Him whom the Father sanctified and sent into the world, ‘You are blaspheming,’ because I said, ‘I am the Son of God’?

John 1:14 (New American Standard Bible):
And the Word became flesh, and dwelt among us, and we saw His glory, glory as of the only begotten from the Father, full of grace and truth.

Revelation 19:13 (New Century Version):
He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and his name is the Word of God.

John 1:29 (American Standard Version):
On the morrow he seeth Jesus coming unto him, and saith, Behold, the Lamb of God, that taketh away the sin of the world!

Revelation 19:16 (Today's New International Version)
On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written:
KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS.

Hebrews 3:1 (English Standard Version):
Therefore, holy brothers, you who share in a heavenly calling, consider Jesus, the Apostle and High Priest of our confession,

Hebrews 12:2 (New International Version):
Let us fix our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith, who for the joy set before him endured the cross, scorning its shame, and sat down at the right hand of the throne of God.

Colossians 1:15 (New King James Version):
He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.

Philippians 2:5-6 (Darby Translation):
…Christ Jesus; who, subsisting in the form of God, did not esteem it an object of rapine to be on an equality with God

John 10:30 (New International Version):
“I and the Father are one."

Colossians 3:11[b] (Amplified Bible):
…but Christ is all and in all [everything and everywhere, to all men, without distinction of person].

Romans 10:9 (Contemporary English Version):
So you will be saved, if you honestly say, "Jesus is Lord," and if you believe with all your heart that God raised him from death.

John 14:6 (Young's Literal Translation):
Jesus saith to him, ..I am the way, and the truth, and the life, no one doth come unto the Father, if not through me…

John 10:9 (New American Standard Bible):
"I am the door; if anyone enters through Me, he will be saved, and will go in and out and find pasture.

John 10:11 (New International Version - UK):
I am the good shepherd. The good shepherd lays down his life for the sheep.

John 6:35 (New King James Version):
And Jesus said to them, “I am the bread of life. He who comes to Me shall never hunger, and he who believes in Me shall never thirst…


 
Posted by Johnstrings.com & Dinasings on August 2, 2009 - Sunday - 6:48 PM
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Dane

 
I think that jeezus is a crock of shit.
 
Posted by Dane on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 4:21 AM
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Matthew

 
I'd totally dig a pop-up book version of the New Testament...
 
Posted by Matthew on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 4:37 AM
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Pastor Deacon Fred

 




Does merely believing Jesus is the son of God mean you'll go to Heaven? Of course not. If Adolf Hitler believed Jesus is the son of God, does that mean he's in Heaven notwithstanding all the American soldiers he killed? Of course not. If Lee Harvey Oswald believed Jesus is the son of God, does that mean he's in Heaven despite all the prostitutes he hired? Of course not. If O.J. Simpson believes Jesus is the son of God, does that mean he's going to Heaven even though he married a white woman? Of course not.


The vast majority of those claiming they are Christian today don't have a clue. They don't have a Christian bone in their bodies. They claim they know God loves them because they saw a banner at a college football game that said "John 3:16." Well, let me tell you something, friends and true believers, there are a heck of a lot more Bible verses than John 3:16.


I've pointed out to some of these liberal Gore lovers that God has historically hated sinners and frequently condemned them to painful deaths. For instance, as a lesson to those who have the audacity to show physical love for the same gender, God incinerated the genitals, mouths and every other orifice involved in such sexual practices in the towns of Sodom and Gomorra (Genesis 19:24-25). As a lesson to those who are fat and sloppy, God struck a town of gluttons with a vicious plague which made that last drumstick taste none-too-good and wiped out every living person (Numbers 11:33-34). As a lesson to youngsters who fail to be seen and not heard, God sent a bear to maul to death a couple dozen children who had teased a bald man (2 Kings 2:23-24). And during one particularly bad mood, God threw the  lessons out the window and killed every man, woman, child and infant on the  planet (except Noah's family) with a Great Flood (Genesis 7:23). It's a good thing these John 3:16 liberals weren't living then.


God didn't do all the slaughtering and mangling on his own. His chosen people, the Israelites, served as his assassins on more than one occasion. God told the Israelites to kill all the men and rape the women and children in the towns they invaded (Deuteronomy 20:13-16). God told the Israelites to take any child who dared to disobey his parents to the town square and hurl stones at his body and head until the tot's corpse was lifeless (Deuteronomy 21:18-21).  God takes took no prisoners.


When I cite these Biblical passages, do you know what these modern day immoral pseudo-Christians have the audacity to say? "Jesus took all that away." That is utter blasphemy, my friends! The very idea that the words of the Son somehow trump the words of his Father is nonsensical on its face.  Do you think a Father who had spent so much time talking about killing disobedient children would allow His own upstart Son to tell folks to ignore everything His Daddy had ever said? I don't think so. If Jesus had even tried to do this, God would have yanked Him back to Heaven and given Him a good whupping with a rod.  Jesus, Himself, admitted that he is subordinate to the Father who rules over Him (1 Corinthians 11:3). Jesus told the apostles that He had not come to destroy the law of the prophets of old, rather, He had come to fulfill that law (Matthew 5:17). Jesus approved of his Father's command that children who curse their parents are to be put to death (Matthew 15:3-4). Jesus chastised the Pharisees for failing to kill those children who defied their parents'  commands (Mark 7:9-13). Jesus told us we are to live our lives in fear of God for God has the power not only to kill us, but to torture us forever in Hell (Luke 12:5). Jesus never contradicted his Father's word, and anyone who suggests otherwise is going straight to Hell.


The smell of blood and roasted corpses was not just pleasing to God, who especially enjoyed the aroma after the Great Flood (Genesis 8:21), it was enjoyed by Jesus as well. Jesus certainly wasn't averse to malicious, virulent punishments to those who didn't accept His every word as Gospel. To name but a few, Jesus told the disciples to bring before Him any man who didn't believe in Him, and to violently slaughter the non-believer while Jesus watched (Luke 19:27). Jesus killed one man by having his body eaten by a swarm of worms because the man failed to give Jesus His due (Acts 12:23). Jesus struck a Jew blind for thwarting His teachings (Acts 13:8-11). He struck a man dumb for failing to listen well (Luke 1:20). He took the lives of a husband and wife by scaring them to death for not forking over all the money they made on a real estate transaction (Acts 5:1-10). During one particularly temperamental time when Jesus was hungry, He even killed a fig tree for failing to bear figs, even though Jesus knew figs weren't in season (Mark 11:12-14). Jesus means business!


Recognizing that He had neither the time nor wherewithal to torture and maim all of the countless sinners of the world, Jesus ordered us to torture ourselves by chopping off any body parts that are engaged in sin. Those who practice sexual self-gratification are to chop off their arms. Those who have sexual thoughts for people other than their spouses are to gouge out their eyes (Mark 9:43-47). The wrath of Jesus is no less than the wrath of the Father. 


But the clearest proof of the Son's wrath are his promises to inflict unconscionable pain and suffering on those who decline to follow His and His Father's word. Jesus said sinners cannot enter Heaven. All sinners, most notably, those who engage in premarital sex will be forever estranged from God. "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God (1 Corinthians 6:9-10)."


And what happens to sinners since they cannot enter Heaven? Come Judgment Day, they shall be gathered together and hurled into a furnace of fire where there will be uncontrollable wailing and gnashing of teeth (Matthew 13:41-42, 50). Entire cities of people who don't believe will suffer a fate worse than that of Sodom and Gomorra (Mark 6:11). Jesus told us that God, who we already knew is subject to violent episodes, will take "vengeance on them that know not God" by burning them forever "in flaming fire" (2 Thessalonians 1:7-9). 
The brutality and destruction will not be entirely blase, though. There will be great sparks of creativity. Come Judgment Day, the Lord will create horse-like locusts will human heads, women's hair, lion's teeth and scorpion's tails which will sting and inflict savage pain on sinners for five months (Revelation 9:7-10). As a result of the fires, plagues and beasts He inspires, the world will be covered in unburied dead bodies, rotting everywhere, while good Christians, like those at Landover, will "rejoice over  them and make merry, and shall send gifts to one another" (Revelation 11:5-10). Meanwhile, the smoke of the burning, rotting bodies will ascend and plague the Earth forever (Revelation 14:10-11). And the smell will attract scavenger birds who will feast upon "the supper of the great God" (Revelation 19:17-18).


As Roosevelt did to Nagasaki, Jesus will use every weapon at His disposal to torture sinners. He will send an earthquake to kill 7,000 people (Revelation 11:13). And to add just a bit more drama, He will exercise his wrath by inflicting bodily sores, turning the seas and rivers to blood, scorching everyone with fire, causing people to consume their own tongues in pain, and causing horrendous storms which will strike dead the now speechless (though sated) sinners (Revelation 16:1-21). 


All of these descriptions of the rapture, friends, every last one of them, comes straight from the New Testament. And we know that every single word of the New Testament was inspired by Jesus, Himself. Is Jesus Mr. Lovey-Dovey-turn the other cheek-Goodie-Two-Shoes, like all these demonic liberals would have us believe? Not at all. Countless New Testament passages show Jesus was as vengeful, angry and violent as his Father, perhaps more so. Of course, if you ignore these thousands of Bible passages and just focus on the one -- John 3:16 -- you can live in a fantasy world believing you are going to Heaven even though 587 other verses say you'll burn for eternity in Hell. Like the ostrich, these John 3:16 liberals stick their heads in the sand, refusing to accept the remainder of the New Testament. Well, I have news for them. That sand won't protect them from the giant flames which will one day engulf their bodies -- flames sent by each member of the Holy Trinity, Jesus included. I wonder how persuasive their recitation of John 3:16 will be as the skin burns off their bones? 



Are you a liberal "Christian" who is going to Hell because you don't know the *real* Jesus? Find out by taking the "What Did Jesus Say?" Bible Quiz.




 
Posted by Pastor Deacon Fred on August 2, 2009 - Sunday - 11:52 PM
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Dane

 
So r u saying that the only important people worth going to hell for killing would be american soldiers? Hitler killed a lot more than a few american soldiers, try a few hundred thousand jews. what a dingle berry.
 
Posted by Dane on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 4:23 AM
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Justin 2.0 is Magnifying Reality

 
Pastor Deacon Fred is satire.

 
Posted by Justin 2.0 is Magnifying Reality on August 5, 2009 - Wednesday - 6:06 PM
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Matthew

 
Did anybody actually read all of this shit?  Or take the quiz?
 
Posted by Matthew on August 3, 2009 - Monday - 3:04 AM
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