I had my injured foot x-rayed the other day and when the doctor..eh, well...the podiatrist, rather, held the image up to the lightbox, he blurted out (and I quote) "Shit, Kid!"
Uh... how about just responding with a simple "Hmmm" or "Here's the problem?" Haven't you undergone training in how to break the news to patients... who are broken?
Also, you're not my buddy, Doctor Alarmist. I didn't stop in to chill and chat about "Lost" with you. How about you not "shit" before my injury?
Thanks a bundle. I got a second opinion.