While studying the Mayan calendar the other day we noticed something that caught our attention. So we did a careful cross-reference with the I Ching, comparing notes with some (Arizona Iced) tea leaves, and double checked our results with some chicken bones from KFC. They all said the same thing: postpone the release of Designer Codes until September 23rd.

Now, given how long a wait its been for all of us, we were prepared to ignore these omens. But then a knock at the Cat Toy Factory door changed our minds. A man, shrouded in shadows and 50% polyester, carrying an ancient synthesizer (I think there's a drawing of him on a shirt somewhere,) was standing in our doorway with a message. "Designer Codes must not be released until September 23rd."

As all of you know, you don't argue with an 8bit Monk...

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