A is for age: 28

B is for beer of choice: Gordon Biersch Dunkles

C is for career: Editor

D is for your dog's name: Koda (next Pug will be Kenai)

E is for essential item you use everyday: Lighter

F is for favorite TV show at the moment: Psychic Kids

G is for favorite game: Lego Star Wars

H is for hometown: I moved too much to have a hometown.

I is for instruments you play: Used to play violin and viola.

J is for favorite juice: Eh. I'm more of a Vitamin Water guy.

K is for whose butt you'd like to kick: My kid's preschool teacher.

L is for last restaurant you ate at? Jose's.

M is for marriage: Been married almost 2 months.

N is for number of piercings: 0

O is for overnight hospital stays: Never.

P is for people you were with today: Sherri, Aiden, and my mom.

Q is for what you do with your quiet time: What quiet time?!

R is for biggest regret: Not going to school sooner.

S is for status: Locked and loaded.

T is for time you woke up today: 7:30am

U is for are you unique: Just like everyone else!

V is for the vegetable you like? Tie between broccoli and brussel sprouts.

W is for worst habit: Smoking/Procrastinating.

X is for x-rays you've had: I pretty much glow in the dark.

Y is for yummy food you ate today: Well, "yummy" is a matter for debate. But I had Dominos.

Z is for zodiac sign: Capricorn


PART 2.

Are there certain things that can't be joked about?
Yes. Hybrid Cars of the Third Reich.

Would you rather be a taxi driver, a doctor, or an accountant?
Accountant. (A really bad one, because I suck at math.)

Have you ever hung upside down from the side of your bed till you felt spacey?
Yes.

What is one thing you would like people to say about you at your funeral?
Funniest guy I ever knew.

Do you think everyone is a little crazy?
I think everyone is a lot crazy.

Do you have a best friend to lean on?
Sherri.

If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
I'd start using Rogaine when I was like, 5.

Are you happy with your life at the moment?
Absolutely.

What's the worst thing anyone has ever done to you?
Gave me blue balls at Disneyland. Try walking five miles with marbles the size of grapefruits and tell me you don't want to vomit.

What are you listening to?
Nothing.

Do you support abortions?
In certain cases, I would. But being retarded enough to not take precautions is not one of them.

Doesn't a minute seem much longer when you're waiting and watching time?
Yes.

What's the first thing you do when waking up in the morning?
Curse the sun.

Seven days from now, will you be in a relationship?
Yes.

Where is your number two person on your friends list?
I don't remember who my number 2 is.

Who do you not get along with?
Internet people.

Did you ever lose a best friend?
Only when I moved.

Are you anything like you were at this point last year?
No. Now I have the beard of awesomeness.

Would you date someone 20 years older than you?
OMFG. You can die for putting that image in my head.

Do you miss someone today?
Nah, not really.

How did your day start off?
Like it always does... with some Yo Gabba Gabba.

Are you waiting for something?
Waiting to fall asleep.

Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
I read two books to Aiden at bedtime. So technically, yes. But anything at my reading level takes me decades to finish.

Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
No. You can maybe earn it.

What is bothering you right now?
Figuring out how to balance one of my projects that has a hard deadline with possible employment.

Was New Years enjoyable?
Nah. We're boring old people.

How's the weather today?
Dark and cool right now.

When was the last time you were truly, completely happy with your life?
The operative word is "completely" so I'd have to say never. There's always something that isn't perfect.

Would you be able to date someone who had a kid with someone else?
I'm married to one, and he's the coolest kid ever.

What do you miss most about the past?
Not being judged for disciplining your child.

Did any of your friends go out with any of your ex's?
I'm not sure.

Is there something that has happened in your past that you really hate talking about?
When my mom found dirty pictures of me and my wife. I disappear when she brings that crap up.

Do you drink milk?
No. I usually get soy in my Starbucks, and that's it.

If you could get back in touch with one person you've lost touch with, who would it be?
I'm in contact with all the people I want to be in contact with.

How often do you do laundry?
Whenever I run out of clothes.

What color shirt are you wearing?
Brown.

Do you regret anything?
I regret eating so much pizza. I hate pizza poops in the morning.

How much older than you is your 2 person on your top?
Again, i don't remember who is in my top 10.

Do you find it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgive. I never forget.

Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
Um... yes.

Who was the last girl you hugged?
Sherri.

Who was the last guy you hugged?
I don't hug guys.

Whats one thing you really want to do but haven't gotten the chance yet?
Make a shitload of money.