Just so everyone knows this came from an email from my mom and her dream job is to be a wal-mart greeter (its a joke).

A very loud, unattractive, mean acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with
her 2 kids in tow. She was screaming obscenities at them all the way
through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, ' Good Morning and wlcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
children you have there--are they twins?'
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say  'Hell no they ain't,
the oldest one is 9  and the younger one is 7.' Why the Hell would you
think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?' 'No,' replies
the greeter. I just couldn't believe that someone would have slept with
you twice. You have a nice day now.'