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The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

John Luzar


Last Updated: 11/21/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 30
Sign: Pisces

City: Chicago
State: ILLINOIS
Country: US
Signup Date: 7/18/2005
Friday, August 14, 2009 
Sigh...Republicans get me down sometimes...over on my favorite convervative nitwit board, they were bragging of a "Fox Nation Victory."  Apparently the Senate finance committee has removed a provision on "end of life counseling" from their version of the health care bill.  This is a "victory," despite end of life couseling being a prudent, useful thing, because the Fox Nation has taken to spreading the rumor that this means euthanasia.  Which of course, couldn't be farther from the truth.  So the "fox nation victory" is the victory of fear over reason, the victory of lies over common sense, the victory of idiots armed with mbad information over those of us who bother to use their brains. 

Here's the John Luzar health care plan: To be eligible for health care, you have to pass a 10-question test demonstrating your grasp of the health care issue.  If you don't pass, no health care for you.  That should get rid of the entire Republican party in 40 years or so.

More Weird Al for ya today...DARE TO BE STUPID!

Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite

You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before it's/its time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole's not around
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite on more than you chew
What can you do
Dare to be stupid

Take some wooden nickles
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I'll show you how
You can dare to be stupid

You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip

Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Let's go

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now it's time for crying in your beer

Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevyrolet
And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away
It's OK, you can dare to be stupid

It's like spitting on a fish
It's like barking up a tree
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free

Dare to be stupid (yes)
Why don't you dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Dare to be stupid

Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends

You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do

Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
What did I say
Dare to be stupid
Tell me, what did I say
Dare to be stupid
It's alright
Dare to be stupid
We can be stupid all night
Dare to be stupid
Come on, join the crowd
Dare to be stupid
Shout it out loud
Dare to be stupid
I can't hear you
Dare to be stupid
OK, I can hear you now
Dare to be stupid
Let's go, Dare to be stupid
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