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Uncle Ruckus


Last Updated: 12/14/2009

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Gender: Male
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 25
Sign: Virgo

City: Rocklin
Country: US
Signup Date: 7/18/2005
Friday, January 30, 2009 

Dude!  this chick sh*t in the pockets of some other chicks jacket!  like, took a dump, wiped her ass, then reach into the bowl and stuffed her jolly browns INTO THIS CHICK'S POCKETS!! AND THEN GAVE IT BACK!  WHAT THE F*CK??!  Judge Alex is amazing!
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I'm amazing.  too amazing for employment.
so i go into this interview.  i was one of six, out of 400, to get a face to face and i aced the hell out of it.  there was banter, chuckles and awesome.  i interview like a goddamn stallion.  Anyway, i earned this chance off the strength of my cover letter as well as the fact my phone etiquette is outstanding.  i'm not making this stuff up, it's what the interviewer told me.  and her boss agreed.  their only concern?  not my lack of call center experience or that i was asking for 15 an hour.  Not the fact that i held 4 jobs in the course of 2 months or that my last gig had next to no information immediately accessible.  No, their only concern was the fear my personality, the very thing that got me this interview, was too strong for the phones!  how is that even a possible?  that's like saying i succeed at life too much so you can't work here. Yes, i AM that amazing.


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Smokey
Uncle Ruckus

 
i know but i had to share. i mean, have you ever heard of anything so obscene?
 
Posted by Smokey on Friday, January 30, 2009 - 10:20 PM
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Baroness Cynderella

 
hun u have to try so hard not to be so awesome. uhave to show u can follow and not be strong enough to lead. happens to me ALL The time. I can sell like the devil but the fact that i am so strong and i need to take charge gets me fucked over on ALL my other jobs. It's fuckin ridiculous.
 
Posted by Baroness Cynderella on Saturday, January 31, 2009 - 12:03 AM
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Smokey
Uncle Ruckus

 
nah, dimming my shine is never part of the plan. i'm pretty sure i'll get the job but i'm not about compromising who i am just to make a check. That's not amazing and i am amazing. Too amazing.
 
Posted by Smokey on Saturday, January 31, 2009 - 11:57 AM
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Baroness Cynderella

 
You're not dimming your shine, you're just giving them more to look forward to. I figure these people have no idea how awesome you are and will only feel insecure in your presence. Don't make them shit themselves just yet. LOL
 
Posted by Baroness Cynderella on Friday, February 13, 2009 - 6:21 PM
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Smokey
Uncle Ruckus

 
That's a problem to me. Especially out here with these white people. they have different values and lack a strong work ethic. It's not like i don't want to outshine everyone it's just that i'd have to slow to retarded levels in order simply to keep pace. i'm not about that. Ask Chickadee, she used to live out here. i'm sure she can vouch.
 
Posted by Smokey on Saturday, February 14, 2009 - 1:46 AM
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