Beats for this one by MCDform (look for another collab with him soon).

(Btw, you'll note that my play counters reset to zero - I tweaked the audio on these tracks and reuploaded.)

Rebirthday Bash
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// Verse 1 //

Geeks throw them fists up if life sucked growin up
maybe the folks fought hot sloshed on rotgut
could it be like me you were also latchkey
assailed each day by Wormtongues who slayed dreams
needin courage heart weaker than kittens on vicodin
missin mettle like Scrooge's stolen money bin ~shy~
kid hidin my nose in thick tomes and comics
rocked it alone zoned from a sick home so toxic
hope lost hit with sharply-spit quips that scarred me ~with~
doubts growing like Battle Beasts into an army
disarming self-hate, each tale a newfound boon
pages subdued the rages that coulda consumed Mount Doom
dreamin nightly I'd ride skylines like a luckdragon ~duck~
factions, lucid mind spun action ~while~
blastin The Nothing and Skeksi hexings aside
vexed and questing for a life of surprise

// HOOK 1 //

Enter the Great Hall you who grasp my hearty call ~and~
graze as snacks fall from Smash Bro party balls
club crawl last-call hit Mos Eisley's spot ~then~
rock the Hog's Head lit from firewhiskey shots
bullies can't snipe me i powned my old fears ~and~
revered heroes cheer while we toast all the years
closing time drain the steins booze beer or wine ~zombified~
dreams now revived by my geek pride

// Verse 2 //

First i'd locate Lucca to have her tap into time
stock the Epoch Wildstyle blastin new rhymes ~she~
realigns chronological data paths fast ~and~
escalates our craft escapes reality's grasp
grab a Hiker's guide don't panic best hitch a ride
spy the next planetside, banish stress from your mind
soarin high to view maroon lagoons ~our crew~
lands on black island sands and lights a huge barbeque
glass packed we scorch grass like winos drainin grain stock
block Mario's path Double Dash past chainchomps
womp the comp like the willow at Hogwart's
mogs sport tiny white tuxes and pop corks
roll with Rockman hit Amsterdam with a grand plan
burn like Heatman through my homeland's cann ~like Fry~
i'll die by snu-snu if I plan my life right
if I can't screw this night rule 34 will suffice

// HOOK 2 //

Enter the Great Hall you who grasp my hearty call ~and~
graze as snacks fall from Smash Bro party balls
club crawl last-call hit Mos Eisley's spot ~then~
rock the Hog's Head lit from firewhiskey shots
bullies can't snipe me i powned my old fears ~and~
revered heroes cheer while we toast all the years ~I'm the~
year of the Sonic I blaze high with his cousin Chronic ~frolic~
with Capcom chicks and imbibe sweet geek tonic

// Verse 3 //

Like U-Wan I siezed upon what it means to respawn
society's taunts be gone held on strong like Shaun ~of the Dead~
siftin fiction's wisdom in my head to learn
return from mental sojourns with more self-worth XP earned
attacks once burned got turned back psyche remains intact ~and~
I got more insight than Setzer's Blackjack
ain't misconstrued the allegations are true ~I~
live inside my mind's eye because I like the view
I face up to brutes with ease because i'm finally free ~from~
twisted fears that crippled me like spinal disease
Doc Mario claims games these days retrain brains ~pavin ways~
to sublimate Primal Rage in play
stayin sane as Uruks urge on the breakin of the world
won't desert nerd life spurn burning hate they unfurl
geek myths sustain wonder help regain lost honor ~so let's~
rep this proper to live long and prosper

// HOOK 3 //

Enter the Great Hall you who grasp my hearty call ~and~
graze as snacks fall from Smash Bro party balls
club crawl last-call hit Mos Eisley's spot ~then~
rock the Hog's Head lit from firewhiskey shots
bullies can't snipe me i powned my old fears ~and~
revered heroes cheer while we toast all the years ~keepin~
geek teachings near my heart each day's a re-start
imparts freedom to dream, fiends creep away and depart