Will someone please explain to me when having kids became the new, hot 18 year hobby New York parents decided to involve themselves in? If you're twenty-four years old, recently married to the Ivy League knobjob of your dreams, and pulling in a decent chunk of change at Ogilvey & Mather - what the fuck sounds attractive about bringing hellspawn into this world when only two years ago you were famous at Bryn Mawr for having a threesome while doing a keg stand?

Maybe I'm jaded on this topic because it wasn't until I turned twenty-four that I realized that twenty-four usually means one of two things: "My early twenties are over, shit - maybe it's time I should try to be taken a little more seriously." or "My early twenties are over, shit - time to stab my social life in the face and become embittered like my parents."