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Wednesday, April 19, 2006 
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Jel


Soft Money


Anticon Records


Street: 2.28


Jel = Controller 7 Boom Bip Used Chevrolet Car Salesmen wearing a little tie


Drum machines, samplers, and a slough of hand-me-down instruments are all mastered by this Anticon resident beat head. On the usual Jeffrey Jel ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Logan release, hes shown splicing beats and puzzling them back together again with his trademark crackling sp-1200 sound. Rather, on Soft Money, hes up in the air surveying a vast musical landscape as a linguist. Yes, you read it right. Jel is no longer the rusty hued tunic clad lad whose silent voice bellows through his instrumentals, but on top of them as well. In other words, he rhymes on this album. Accompanied by the likes of Wise Intelligent of Poor Righteous Teachers and Steffi Bohm of Ms. John Soda, the creepy and surreal tracks that make up Soft Money delve deep into the human psyche and re-writes the rulebooks on hip hop revival with idiosyncratic finesse. Full of uncluttered grime and progressive grit, this album is ingenious. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


E-40


My Ghetto Report Card


Warner Brothers


Street: 3.17


E-40 = Lil Jon Mike Jones annoying little brothers


Who wouldve thought!? E-40 received an A in almost every single ghetto class! From hustlin and hoodshoppin, to tycoonin and PE (paraphernalia education), Mr. 40 finally has a report card that he can slap on the fridge and actually make his mommy proud. From the way he wears his tiny glasses (and I mean tiny) to the way he sports his toothpick, I can tell E-40 is one of the most humble and non-self conscious rappers in the music business these days. The King of Crunk, as he so modestly refers to himself, drops musical gem after gem on this album. The deep and intellectual lyrics on Gimme Head left me stupefied, while songs like Muscle Cars and Im Da Man left me with a frog in my throat and a shimmering tear in my eye. All hail to E-40 and his crunkness! A new era is on the horizondownload the ringtone. Lance Saunders


 More fluff: Close your eyes and you can actually hear the passion and emotion behind every crunk cadence, rhyme scheme, and word jumble; proving that E-40 is an artist in the truest sense of the word. A revolution has begun! All you need to do is joindownload an E-40 ring tone to your phone for only $3.99!


 If you cant tell, Im joking.


 


  


Poetry on Record 1888-2006


98 Poets Reading their Work


Shout Factory


Street: 4.18


Poetry on Record = nothing you have ever heard before wise warriors on picket fences


This astounding 4-cd box set (beautifully packaged, I might add) is packed with personal-political polemic, pretty prose, passive punch lines, pleasurable poetry and possessed parodists reading their work in a way they want them to be read. It is the most comprehensive collection of the most important 20th century poets. The listener is able to hear the immortal voices of Robert Frost, Ezra Pound, E.E. Cummings, T.S. Eliot, Sylvia Plath, Walt Whitman, and (one of my personal favorites) Allen Ginsberg, among other equally talented poets. Over the course of four compact discs, every poem tells a story. From Romanticism to Modernism, from the Harlem Renaissance to Black Arts to Hip Hop, from rhyme and meter to free verse, from , from lyric to narrative to epic and beyond. In Poetry on Record you can trace trends, transitions, and styles in all aspects of the English language. This is the most engrossing aggregation of its kind; soil yourself in jealousy that I had it before you. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


Dilated Peoples


20/20


Capital Records


Street: 2.21


Dilated Peoples = Defari Beat Junkies Beni B


Wow! Theres nothing like releasing the same album three times (not including the Platform). Remember when Dilated were underground and had catch phrases that made at-least a sliver of sense? Without the help of a major label, cameos in other artists videos on music-television networks, or headlining their own tours, maybe Dilated would have put more energy into making better music. 20/20 delivers the same modulation, same featured guests, same confusing catch phrases, same scratch phrases, same standard talent (except Defarihes getting worse with every song I hear). Now, dont get me wrong, I hold Dilated in such a high regard and I know what they are capable of, but I was suffering through this album, which is sad. Momentously, they touch ground with Firepower (feat. Capleton) in a Dub influenced revolutionary anthem. Good for background music while playing video games, bad if youre looking for something different from the west coast Triple Optics. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


Hawnay Troof


Dollar and Deed


Retard Disco


Street: 3.22


Hawnay Troof = Kerbloki Krucial Konflict Meltdown


Nobody can pull off the screamo-rap like the Beastie Boys, so why even try? Because, unfortunately, the only thing that ever changes is the beat. Vice Cooler a.k.a. Hawnay Troof, the pretty boy in tight red shorts, takes you on an electronica/hip hop/experimental/noise/dance act with Dollar and Deed, which happens to be a double-disc LP shrouded in obscurity. It doesnt matter that the beats all sound like snippets from every single Atari game ever made because V. Cooler keeps it all afloat with intellectual lyrics that are far from conventional crap-rap. This album definitely stands apart from anything Ive ever heard since the Beastie Boys released Hello Nasty and seems to be an evolved hybrid of that style of hip hop. 32 songs that will keep the listener charmedwithout exactly knowing why. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


 


Percee P


Legendary Status


Stones Throw


Street: 4.?
Percee P = Prince Po Jazzy J Cold Crush


After working with countless artists and releasing dozens of 12s, he has finally achieved what many thought would fade away. With guests like Planet Asia, Aesop Rock, Jurassic 5, and Jedi Mind Tricks, you can be assured the lyrics contained are nothing short of amazing. However, there are about eleven tracks that can also be found on the collaborating artists albums. It seems Percee has been preserving every project he has been a part of and slapped them all on this c.d. Some beats resemble sound clash from the early hip hop days in the Bronx, and some are progressive enough to bring you back to the present in a smooth transition. Percee folds his style over every drum loop and bass thumpwith change-ups, punch lines, and a voice defining conviction. This album hits all the high points in his acclaimed career and stands as a collection of collaboration from one of hip hops most authoritative figures. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


The Nillas


Homewrecker


The Planetary Group


Street: 4.?


The Nillas = Insane Clown Posse Tweedle Dee (rapping) the Jay Z and Linkin Park collab


Where my nillas at? Oh Christ, I cant believe I typed that. Whats worseI had to listen to this album from front to back. Thats right folks! They jump, they crunk, they sing, they bling, theyre a perfect act for the 16 year old Warped Tour ticket buyer. Homewrecker is filled with technical and live backbeat instrumentals. However, both emcees follow the same rhyme scheme and talk about the same infantile shit, almost resembling shock-rap. I cant take someone seriously when they rap hit the hoochie coochie!! and then break into a nursery rhyme. These guys are emulating thecrunk genre and twisting it into an annoying sound that is unbearable to listen to. I became even more infuriated wondering how these guys even got a record deal. The sound of hardcore rock-rap is almost impossible to improve upon, and any attempt at such a bold step leaves this album rooted in annoyance. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


Big Apple Rappin


NYC 1979-1982


Soul Jazz Records


Street: 2.6


B.A.R.= the birth of hip hop music as we know it Cold Crush, what!


This is the birth of a musical revolution. This is the beginning of the rap emcee. This is the creation of a culture. Im talking about the first scratch, live jam, indoor jam, battle tape, and rap record. When you listen to this album, youre listening to archived audio history. Big Apple Rappin overflows with original rap records, along with the archetypal flyer art by Buddy Esquire, exclusive photos, interviews and all that shit you aint neva heard of! Classic 808 backing the fast raps of Gangster Gee, Spoonies circuitous rants, the Fly Guys moralistic messages pertaining drug abuse, conscious raps are covered by Brother D, party jams by Kool Herc, and disco/funk breaks by the Collective Effort. This double disc (also on vinyl) is a prodigious overview of the embryonic days of the hip hop culture. This album is about the FIRST rap recordsnow you know. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


 


P.O.S


Audition


Rhymesayers Entertainment


Street: 1.31


P.O.S = Doomtree Baxter Cardinal Sinners


First listen? You would like to pigeon-hole this album, wouldnt you? Well, you shouldnt. P.O.S is somewhat of a hybrid between punk rock and hip hop, oh, but its so much more than that. Some tracks are downbeat and ethereal, horrific and intense, effortless and canny, with political punch lines that are murky at best. However, as experimentally grab-baggish this record seems, it is also filled with enough substance to go around the table. P.O.Ss (a.k.a. Pissed Off Steph, Piece Of Shit, Promise Of Stress, and other colorful names)  music is different from anything else on the Rhymesayers label, and compelling enough to carve its own way into your face and leave it in ribbons, because frankly, thats all they want to do. With an exuberance of other MCs/vocal percussionists like: Slug of Atmosphere, Greg Attonito of Bounching Souls, and Craig Finn of The Hold Steady, Audition gets to come back to my ears for another listen. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


Tom Ze


Estuando O Pagode


Luaka Bop Records


Street: 2.3.06


Tom Ze = Barney sing along songs   Menudo Talking Heads


Este um album grande se voc falar Portugese. Entretanto, se voc gostar do hop do hip, no compre este album. Tom Ze ' traz alguns sons tabela de que eu me tenho ouvido nunca antes. Transcends o "polka precedente" que soa notas influenciadas espanholas e era realmente duro escutar. Vocals fmeas lanados elevados no alto circus-como de laos das guitarras, dos moracca, e de um slough de outros instrumentos. Estudando O Pagode foi nomeado aparentemente para um Grammy este ano e eu posso respeitar aquele. Tom Ze ' tem definitivamente que "vantagem da corte home" com esta. Veio tambm com uma chave do estudo para o pagoda (eu suponho que uma pera). Merda! Eu sinto como se eu no posso dar a este c.d. uma reviso "real" porque eu no posso compreender que qualquer coisa que esto dizendo. Assim, desequilbrio ou dominance? Um processo, ou um nico momento surreal da msica? O que quer que , diferente. Lance Saunders


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This is a great album if you speak Portugese. However, if you like hip hop, dont buy this album. Tom Ze brings some sounds to the table of which I have never heard before. It transcends previous polka sounding Spanish influenced notes and was really hard to listen to. High pitched female vocals on top of circus-like loops of guitars, moraccas, and a slough of other instruments. Apparently Estudando O Pagode was nominated for a Grammy this year and I can respect that. Tom Ze definitely has that home court advantage with this one. It also came with a study key for Pagoda (I guess its an opera). Shit! I feel as though I cant give this c.d. a real review because I cant understand anything they are saying. So, is it imbalance or dominance? A process, or a surreal single moment of music? Whatever it is, its different.


 


 


 


Why?


Rubber Traits EP/Video


Anticon Records


Street: 2.28


Why = Hymies Basement Reaching Quiet Mutated Conditions


With Sandollars, Early Whitney, and now Rubber Traits, Why? Can now legitimately be self proclaimed as the Anticon EP king. This album was a great excuse to materialize new and/or unreleased songs, one of which, Rubber Traits taken from the December shambolic slacker shuffle of an album; Elephant Eyelash. I was undoubtedly impressed by the hidden A-side tracks habituated by the new Yoni Collective. Pick Fights is all about how fun one might have living consciously in this embryonic and overgrowing society. Then we have Dumb Hummer, which pesters the idea of the camo-fashion statements that your eyes might be assaulted with daily. The CD also features  a priceless, flub-cheesy video for Rubber Traits directed by Ravi Zupa, who has worked with Themselves and Sole in the past (check out the No Music of Aiffs). The video intensified the song and gave it that extra jolt of energy. From a naked Yoni Wolf, to cut and paste Pug dogs, to Cocker-Spaniels with human mouthsthe video stands out on its own. Check it out just for the video, but be careful, you might get dizzy. Lance Saunders


 


 


DJ JS-1
Audio Technician
Bomb Hip Hop Records
DJ JS1 = Dj Honda Scott La Rock DJ Mills

Audio Technician, his new album on Bomb Hip-Hop, is a hodgepodge of past achievements, previously unreleased tracks that sound like leftovers and a couple of highlights. For what it's worth, the aptly titled "New Level" is one of the more interesting tracks. While he may not be a born rapper, he successfully translates his DJ ego to rhyme form. It's hard to understand why JS-1 thinks it is necessary to follow up the latter at such short notice, especially with an album that can only be described as lackluster. JS-1 is certainly well advised to get from behind the turntable and get into production and put his name on real songs. He just needs to turn his craft and knowledge into an appealing musical form. He may have done it before, but fails on Audio Technician. Lanceferd


 


 


 


Nac One
Natural Reaction
Bomb Hip Hop Records
Nac.. Cool James Suakrates Nas

Nac One is apparently a graf artist/emcee hailing from the Bay Area, an area blushing with an abundance of talent. Having honed his craft for a number of years performing with a host of top-shelf artists with top-shelf/ East Coast beats, Natural Reaction is Nac Ones virgin attempt at forging a dent in an underground rap scene that seems to be nearing saturation. In all earnestness, Nac One is a decent emcee. Intelligent and outspoken, his rapid-fire delivery is technically polished and structurally, his rhymes hold their own. However, I found Nac One stumbling over syllables, punctuating his flow with awkward pauses and littering his album with unimaginative punch lines and barking on top of somewhat symphonic samples with a drum line laced into it. A fun listen if digested as a sporadic, superficial digestion; a more thorough and extended listen reveals flaws that render the record a haplessly frustrating experience. Lanceferd


 


 


 


Kerbloki
Poisonous Plants
Lucid Records
Kerbloki = Beastie Boys Paul Barman upset baby

Kerbloki is supposedly receiving rave reviews nationwide and climbing the charts on college radio (press sheet). That might be because they thrive off their cunning proficiency to make fun of underground rap that sometimes seems too weighty. Kerbloki is M.J. and J.B. They seem pleasant at first listen, but after a closer examination, they become irritating. The beginning line on the album states, Thank you, eat a dick/ whether I get mine, tell me where do I sign, proving that Poisonous Plants would be a more solemn album without vocals. The compositions sound great, however. Most of the music seems mechanically synthesized, but still deserves a golden star for originality. So if you are used to listening to Beastie Boys vinyls (a cappella) at the highest, bloodcurdling, ear-piercing, mind-melting volume, then you might be down with Kerbloki. If not, youll need Advil and a mute button. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


Sole
Live From Rome
Anticon Records
Sole = John Lennon Sage (makeshift patriot era) Noam Chomsky

So I heard Sole moved to Spain, got married and still continued to polish his inimical distortion of satirical morals. Dan you were correct. Live From Rome, produced and recorded in California and Spain, is more scattered with massive hooks and more diverse lyrics than his last albums. Budging from critical declarations to ridiculous and cynical statements, Sole has noticeably transformed. It seems that the immature and somewhat trapped Sole on his last release, Selling Live Water, has turned into a man with intercontinental options. Live From Rome is a whole lot of under-the-belt verbal jabs primarily made intriguing by the beats laid down by Controller 7, Odd Nosdam and Alias; an uncommon mixture of the compelling and the extraordinary. Tim, youre still my favorite Anticon artist. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


 


Heiruspecs
A Tiger Dancing
Razor and Tie Records
Heiruspecs = The Roots The Coup a faster Qwel (from Typical Cats)
After listening to this album, Im pissed that I missed the Heiruspecs show at Egos on Feb. 8. Now we all know that hip-hop shows are great, but they become even better with a live band, and these guys are as live as it comes. All the way from St. Paul, Minn., the Heiruspecs A Tiger Dancings rhythm section is nothing short of amazing, with complementing lyrics that are distributed with accurate aim. Now, this band is not famous yet. However, they have preformed with many of the names that you might have in your CD cases, confirming that they are emerging for a long journey with a thirst for making you get up and move. I will watch the rise of their music career with much enthusiasm. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


 


Subtle
A New White
Lex Records
Subtle = Themselves Greenthink Hood

I went to the local record store to pick this album up two weeks before it was mailed into SLUG for review. I couldnt wait to hear what Subtle had been working on for the last year. I gently slid A New White into my player and instantly fell in love at first listen. Its homogeneous to an audio painting with complex layers of samples, brief intermissions, soothing chants, concrete rhythms and multi-layered sporadic raps. These Subtle Six have morphed themselves into something that could be filed anywhere between indie rock, electronic, avant-garde or hip hop. Be warned though: Subtle is not for everyone. While many people love the music, theres an equal amount of people who cant (under) stand it. Either way, A New White is an electrifying experience that will leave you wondering about the future footing of music itself. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


 


Sub-title


young Dangerous Heart
Gold Standard
Laboratories
Street
: 4.22
Subtitle = Blackalicious Wesley Willis Pistol Pete

Evolution is not a bad thing, but sometimes it can go off course and you have no fucking clue as to whats going on. Thats pretty much how this record translates. Subtitle is definitely forging his way into new musical and lyrical realms from his own chosen platform of hip-hop. Quick-witted, spontaneous and bizarre, Young Dangerous Heart fosters a renaissance personification of open-mindedness in hip-hop today. The instrumentals are very technical and tight, while the vocals are scattered about in a very extraordinary fashion. At times his output seems monotonous, but his odd-ball punch-lines redeem his quality. Subtitle has a long history of being active in the California underground scene, and his name has passed by my ears many times. Im glad he finally has something to complement the hype. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


Thirstin Howl III
Skillitary
Skillionaire Enterprises
Street: 3.30
Thirstin Howl III = PG13 Puerto Rican Necro Fat Joe GodForbid

I have no idea how Thirstin Howl makes his sick-ass beats with so many guns, knives, grenades and bullet shells scattered all over his equipment. In Skillitary, Howl is caught red-handed piling drum machines, swooning female vocal harmonies and moaning his synths and samplers while delivering thunderous, jaw-chattering spontaneity atop an alternately continuous and ruthlessly visceral understructure of rhythm. Its quite original until track nine. Party For Free is the most blatant bite I have ever heard, taken from an internationally known and well-respected hip-hop crew from Oakland, Cal. (no names). On a different note, the lyrics were mostly about the same interchangeable topics and hooks. Most of the delivery was hilarious even though it might not have been Howls intent. Good for playing in the background, bad for enlightenment through hip-hop. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


Kabanjak meets Protassov feat. Jungle Brothers
Grow
Switchstance Records
Street: 06.05
K meets P = Greyboy DJ Mark Farina Blockhead

If someone pulled me aside and said that the hip-hop being produced/dropped out of Europe lately is somewhat more interesting and cutting edge than anything coming out of the States I dont think I would argue. Grow is filled with fluid jelly jazz that makes me think this album is meant to be experienced like a film. At first listen, it doesnt even sound like a hip-hop album at all; but some sort of foreign acid jazz. Because the instrumentals play a more prominent role on Grow, the rest of the album isn't as readily digestible as The Jungle Brothers lyrics would suggest. Grow is more than just beats and rhythmic word cadences. Songs like These Streets We Walk requires all attentive listening, standing in a tradition of Spanish guitar and solid drum tracksbut in any of these cases, it's well worth it. Lance Saunders


 


 


Odd Nosdam
Burner
Anticon
Records
Street
: 06.14
Odd Nosdam = Restiform Bodies Greenthink Reaching Quiet

After the unpredictable dismantling of the independently minded Berkeley-based avant- hoppers cLOUDDEAD, Odd Nosdam asserts himself yet again. Armed only with his unwavering G4 and cassette eight-track in hand, Odd assaults the senses with his static samples, raw street recordings and climaxing clips of consuming melodies and abstract sentimentalities. This album is a lot more singular than his last composition, which was fabricated companionless. Burner contains fluid development through outside collaborators such as Dax Pierson, Jel, Dosh, and Fog just to name a few. These tracks descend and diminish into a kaleidoscopic narcosis, enveloping caricaturist boom-bap cadences in layers of genre-defying and experimental coatings of lo-fi. However, thats exactly what you would expect from Odd Nosdam on any level. Most of the instrumentals are uncomfortably creased and from the beginning, seem erosive, but tumble into one concentrated pulp. Personally, I think that Burner is Odds most odd, modernistic, deconstructive masterpiece to date. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


Anger
Releasing Anger
Dialectic Records
Street: 06.24
Anger = Vast Aire Mike Tyson Organized Confusion

The only way this guy could ever get a record deal is if he started his own labeloh, wait thats exactly what he did. Anger (a name that completely negates his rhyme style) derives from Portland, Maine; a locale thats not too prominent in the hip-hop scene. To put it nicely, Anger constantly changes up his style throughout the album from Southern boi to Jamaican mon to speak-and-spell contradictory crap rap. If someone told me that this whole album was freestyle, I would doubtless believe them. In fact, I think this album would be more respectable if it were purely freestyle. However, Ive heard worse. The whole assortment of miscalculated and awfully simple Fruity Loops/Reason instrumentals are correlated with dreadful and offbeat rhymes that are plainly stiff and apprehensive. The Last song, Outro, sounds like an excerpt from the Bible (Leviticus Chapter Three), which makes me think Anger needs more than a prayer to sell this record. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


Dose One
Ha
Bell Weather
Street
: ?????
Dose.. Slowdeath Pelt Greenthink

In the past year or so, Adam Dose One Drucker has been very engrossed with numerous projects including Subtle, 13&GOD, Pelt, Themselves, cLOUDDEAD and Boom Bip. So you could understand how the release of this album came to me as a surprise. After several minutes of heavy breathing, the songs finally start, as if Dose is very nervous to begin the first song. In a complex and orchestrating environment, you can barely hear the raw nostril phonics emanating from his cavernous lungs. However, this isnt just a normal hip-hop album including barbwire bundles of beats and rhymes, but a multifaceted assortment of embellished cut-and-paste samples, pick-and-pull verses and butchered Dr. Sample drums. The uncertain sound of ambiguity paints itself over every melody and word. Ha is not the best Dose record to date, but hey, I suppose he did an exceptional job with the time given. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


The Impossebulls, 7th Octave, No Boundaries, Public Enemy CD/DVD
Slave Education, 7th Degree, Soundtrack, London Invasion Tour 1987
Slam Jamz/Music Video Dist.
Street: 07.05
All 4 CD/DVDs = Nintendo Cheese The Show Disco Porno

Angela has always told me to be as brutally honest as possible while writing these reviews (and I am), so here goes. First of all, I have never honestly heard of anyone on these DVD/CDs, excluding Public Enemy, of course, but I might be entirely missing the point. They have been orchestrated by the dubious Chuck D himself, along with his new video distribution, Slam Jamz. Every feature presentation opens with some guy singing in a recording booth and video-editing that resembles MTV-slick. Every video includes crappy footage from live shows (you cant even make out any words in these performances), people smoking weed, quirks and annoying habits backstage, shitty spoken-word sections, confrontations with police officers, a lot of booty-shaking, etc. These videos dont suck by any stretch of the imagination, but Im not impressed by how fresh they are, either. Every DVD was certainly unpleasant to watch. I stopped caring about the stories and got bored off my ass, but I got through them. However, the CD soundtracks accompanied with the videos was unfortunately the same case. From rock to rap to soul and over to R&B, these artists were all over the place. It sounded like I was listening to a shitty radio station. Now, I know that little Donnie needs a chance to show his talent before hes on his way to getting rich in the music biz but damn! It seems like Chuck Ds musical taste is definitely transformed while scouting for new aptitude. Cheers to the person who created the remote control. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


Why?


 Elephant Eyelash


Anticon Records


Street: 08.16


Why? = Restiform bodies Hiymes Basment Electric Birds


Just when you thought your ears had gone rotten, Why? drops an Elephant Eyelash to medicate your auditory canal. For those of you who thought of Why? as the solo "band dork" reading bizarre poetry over Odd Nosdam beats into a 4-trackwell, times have changed. Why? is actually a fully functional quartet fronted by Yoni Wolf himself. Elephant Eyelash melds indie-hop, folk, sour-pop and mental rock into a twisted smirk in the mirror of music. The album starts off very fresh and progresses with a discharge of creativity. Most of the songs fall somewhere in between shy, poetic, irritable, loudmouthed or soft to the touch while Wolf overlays prominent lyrical ingenuity around harmonies flowing through a reservoir of instruments. From singing "Birthday Songs," to finding "Sand Dollars," Elephant Eyelash reveals act two in the Why? book of boney handwriting, chiseled noises and word-bubble verses that suffocate any assumptions you might have. -Lance Saunders


 


Apsci
Thanks for Asking
Quannum
Projects
Street
: 9.26
Apsci = Projectionists Beth Gibbons (Portishead) Diesel Boy

When I put this album on, I had somewhat of a pre-conceived notion that I knew what Apsci (pronounced: ap-see) was all about. I thought this was just another Bronx-based record released by a company owned by a lazy MC who is trying to make money off of the fresh meat in the music business. I was sadly mistaken. Apsci pushes every musical boundary known to the ever-expanding genre of hip-hop. From a landscape of electro-pop to cacophonic beats with a mingling of scratchy wails, this dynamic husband-and-wife duo play out a modern love story through their music. Each song is like an audio journal that creates a different time or place for the listener. The guest appearances are as eclectic as the music itself, including artists like Mr. Lif, Versutyl, Tunde, and Pigeon John, who give you that fresh, fervent feeling for the next song. -Lance Saunders


 


 


Rich Medina
Connecting the Dots
Kindred Sprits
Street: 10.04
Rich Medina = Real Eyes Clay Carr Saul Williams

Apparently, Rich Medina received a large pre-package of this album before the release date, because I caught wind that he was out in New York selling this same album on the streets (I guess you cant leave all the work to the distribution company). At first listen, I enjoyed it immediately. The intro leant a deep thought in spoken-word form accompanied by subject matter consisting of Richs own surroundings. Following the intro, Connecting the Dots went downhill. Dont get me wrong this is a great album, but Im not one to habitually listen to soul music. With a lot of mashing-up of musical genres out there, this album seems more Afro-beat, bass-heavy soul than anything resembling hip-hop. However, the production on Connecting the Dots is thick and tasty, with raw bass grooves and hi-hats tuned to the right treble level, proving that Rich has skill to pass around. - Lance Saunders


 


 


Alias & Ehren
Lillian
Anticon
Records
Street
: 9.23
Alias & Ehren = Boom Bip Kenny G Muted

The new-wave generation intertwines throughout this instrumental Anticon collaboration of brotherly talent. Lillian (a tribute to their late grandmother) has an abiding beauty, as well as an underlying intensity accompanied by a somber, death-haunted side. Truly progressive, each track typically begins rather composed with brittle electro/hop loops from Alias drum machine, peaking into a massive sound of looming saxophones, clarinets, church organs, and a pile of hand-me-down high school band instruments. The sound, though, is the most amazing thing about this album. Alias trademark composites are often cheap and distorted with occasional lowered sample rates. The crunchy fuzz, pop-and-click percussion, and low tone-cut up drums are all here but they are highly accentuated and brightened by Ehrens amazing ear for melody. So, yet another warm and wonderful record is spawned and spat out into the world, courtesy of the Anticon Collective. This is no half-assed, money driven product, nor a sit-back moralistic effort. Its all things for every type of music consumer. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


Blackalicious   
The Craft
Quannum Projects/Anti-
Street: 9.27
Blackalicous = Floetry (masculine) Subtitle Lyrics Born

The Craft, another notch on the rhythm stick for influential rapper Gift of Gab and DJ/producer Chief Excel, and what a clean cut it is. I have never heard a Blackalicious album that was so tightly wound up as The Craft. With featured artists like George Clinton, Floetry, and Pigeon John, you know youre in for some introspective, mind-blowing, battle-crushing, next-level shit. Blackalicious has disciplined their sound a bit for this one, and its nothing like their previous albums. The beats are as technically intricate as they are clean, while Gift of Gabs bold, tongue-twisting lyrics go 75 miles-per-hour in a 25 zone (and gets away with it!). I didnt hear him take a breath for two-and-a-half minutes, which leads me to believe that Gift of Gab is not human. Maybe hes half dolphin and hiding it well. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


Custom Made
L.A. State
of Mind
Custom Made
Recordings
Street
: 10.10
Custom Made = O.G.C. Prodigy (Juvenile Hell days) a lazy Organized Confusion.

Now, Im not the one to pass judgment on an album by the cover, but damn! The first thing you see is a white cop holding a single-barrel shotgun in one hand and a cigarette in the other, standing over a dead African-American who is lying next to a trash bin. So of course, I was a bit hesitant to sample the record. At first listen, I found myself bobbing my head to the morbid, yet technically melodic beats produced by Skandelous Skoob. The samples were rich with insightful and poetic excerpts from God-knows-where and rhymes laced with lingering afterthought. However, if Custom Made ever drops a sophomore album, which I anticipate in the future, Skoob will stop using his hi-hat so much, the emcees will find their rhythm and stop rapping about ego and how dopey-dope/freshy-fresh they are, and turn up that fucking booth-mic! Lance Saunders


 


 


Danger Doom
The Mouse and the Mask
Epitaph Records
Street: 10.11
Danger Doom = Danger Mouse MF Doom Mooninites
   
Super villains, meatwads, milkshakes, ghosts, birdmen, deep-sea divers, outer-space aliens, mice, and overgrown praying mantisesALL ON ONE ALBUM? Wow, if only someone would have thought of this earlier! As seen on television, MF Doom and Danger Mouse have come together to bring you this comical gem of a record. Inspired by Adult Swim, the album contains character voices and skits from the late night Cartoon Network collective. While artists in the hip-hop genre rap about guns, hoes, rims, violence, and bling-bling, MF Doom is found talking about the most retarded things he can think of. However, when Doom does it, it makes perfectly odd sense. Danger Mouses playful beats compliment MF and consist of mostly funky horns, keys and strings in a stylistic yay, its lunchtime way. Danger Doom is a definite indie-hop collaboration groundbreaker. So you must learn. You must listen or you must die.
Lance Saunders



 


 


 


Can-i-bus


Hip Hop for Sale


Babygrande


Street: 11.17


Can-i-bus G-Unit DMP Def Squad


Can-i-bus? No, not anymorethat is, if these are even YOUR written rhymes to begin with. I mean, how could a person get famous off of spitting someone elses rhymes and expect and lingering respect to last for five albums? This c.d. is polished crap. Canibus trademark of fierce lyrical intensity dwindles on punch lines that dont deliver, love songs that make me want to throw my stereo (with this album inside) out of my window, and cameos by no-name/talent emcees out to make a dollar off the Babygrande bandwagon type royalties. I really wanted to give this record a positive review, but that would be going against every honest bone in my body. Oh, the music? Well, the beats are all the same and prove easy to bob your head to in a mindless sort of way, while Canibus delivers his half monotone/half yell raps that go in one ear and out the other. Sorry Canny-Banother flopper. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


 


Fort Minor


The Rising Tide


Machine Shop Records/Warner


Street: 11.22


FMStyles of Beyond Crystal Method Shinoda


Mike Shinodas brainchild, The Rising Tied, has many shining points, even though I was apprehensive to listen to the album from the beginning. Diaphragmatic diatribes, vocal firepower, and slaved over/detailed instrumentals make this record a wholly unique hip hop album. The lyrical talents of Common, Chester Bennington, the Roots own Black Thought, and the amazing Styles of Beyond are all added to reflect dynamics between opposites. This album definitely tackles a new theme outside of the normal subject matter of hip hop by mixing so many elements of rap clich, ego-driven, angst-ridden, and self-indulgent themes of Shinodas previous band (Linkin Park). The Rising Tied is very organic in nature, using every instrument Shinoda could find in a live-recorded performance, he then added the components to fit in the last piece of the puzzle. The result is a collection of songs that sound warm and human. I was surprisingly impressed. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


 


How to draw Hip Hop


By Damion Scott & Kris Ex


Watson-Guptill Publications


Street: 03.15.06


I have always wondered how to draw individual expression, spontaneous creativity, haphazard fashion, and rebellious flair! Yeah, Im just as confused as you are. In How to Draw Hip Hop, Damion Scott (illustrator for Marvel and DC Comics residing in New York City) and Kris Ex (author of 50-Cent biography and a writer for many well-known publications) try to explain the unexplainable. If all of the rules regarding hip hop, or drawing hip hop, are all about discarding them, then how the hell can you set up legitimate rules? Now, this book is no substitute for a semester of art class, but it helps any random Joe-Shmoe with a pencil to start off with the basics. Yes my friends, your virgin style will be birthed! Boo-yeah! Lets start drawing some hip hop! First it says to get the tools (damn theres a lot to choose from): pencils, pens, markers, aerosol, goggles, inks, paints, rulers, compass, crack rock, paper, eraser, brushes & some other shit. Once you have your tools, the book instructs you to start drawing shapes like triangles and squares, then fruit, then a television or a chair. Then the rest of the book just seems like a show off session (let me remind you that this how-to book costs twenty dollars). Starting from drawing shapes and jumping forward to complex cityscape illustrations, this book really holds no weight in its so-called motives. I cant wait until the book How to Draw Opera comes out. I better start practicing my ovals and circles, maybe then I can become more in-tune with the Opera culture. Ughh, this is ridiculous. Here is a drawing of a skull wearing headphones, yeah; I think its Hip Hop enough. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


 


A Quanie Cash Film DVD


Loyalty and Respect


Quanie Cash Productions


 


Here at SLUG, we dont get too many hip hop related DVDs. However, when we dothey come by the truck load. Many mainstream rappers with nothing else to do with their royalties have been writing, directing, producing, and starring in films, whether they they are big Hollywood productions or low budget slum stories. Loyalty and Respect is a slightly contradictive title, seeming that the whole movie was about disloyalty and disrespect. Its the ghetto life clich all over again! A drug dealer (C.E.O.) with a good life loses it all due to a friend (Quanie Cash) driven by jealousy (I know, edge of your seat drama and suspense). So, Quanie gets C.E.O. framed and takes over his empire and family in a pre-school field trip sort of way. No one is to be trusted and Quanie eventually ends up in prison. The last scene of the movie involves Quanie stating that, Ill be back motha-fuckas! The End. I laughed, I cried (from laughing so hard), then I laughed again. Apparently Nashville, Tennessee (a.k.a. Cashville) is a Mecca of drug lords and hardcore hustlers who kill or be killed. Oh, even the police have platinum teethI liked that part a lot. This movie has everything for the bling in all of us; people, gesture, moments, computer generated fifty dollar bills floating through the air, 20 minute scenes involving gangsters driving in their hoopty rides, bits of rapture, fleeting emotion! In short: The greatest story ever told. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


 


TQ DVD


Street Muzik


HUB Muzik Productions


 


I could dip into my grab-bag of colorful language and all-encompassing vocabulary to describe/review this video, but it doesnt deserve it. Ive never plainly and unimaginatively written that an album or DVD clearly sucks, but damnthis video sucked shit! I inserted the disc and took a ride with TQ and the HUB muzik staff on a big ass bus and promptly wanted to get off. Street Muzik is an ego stroking, weak, masterbative look into the life of singer songwriter TQ and DJ N-VISIBLE MAN. The footage of girls, shows, parties, studio time, and rehearsals made me feel like I drank that bottle of Nyquil again. The apology on the back cover states that this movie shows people what it truly means to grind in the new millennium, what the fuck is that supposed to mean? The only redeeming quality this movie contained was the titties. Erik wanted me to describe the titties. Well, some were huge with nipples the size of Hostess Ho-Hos, some were saggy all the way down to the hips, and some just looked plainly unnatural, but I guess a titty is a titty, right? Dont buy, borrow, or rent this video.no, not even for those titties. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


Bush Chemists


Raw Raw Dub


Roir Records


Street: 9.13.05


Bush ChemistsWhite City Ganja Coalition Alpha Omega Dizzy Rascal dub


I bet like minded UK dub heads love this stuff and think its the most amazing electronic roots reggae out thereI hope not. These guys have been working nail and tooth for ever! This album, Raw Raw Dub, is the first release on ROIR Records in the ten years theyve been on the album 10 years (if my sources are correct). They must be quite the perfectionists. Im not saying its a bad album, but it lacks the organic sounds that tend to come along with roots-rock-dub. The production methods were far from conventionalyeah, I knowFuck being conventional! Draw outside the lines! Marry your cousin! Err, no. Sometimes being different isnt necessarily a good thing. There is almost an oriental dub influence in some of the tracks. This record is filled with tension between warmth in the rhythms and the colder elements of the digital world of sounds. Sounds like a UK thing, you wouldnt understand. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


 


Dreddy Kruger Presents


TDM: Wu-Tang meets the Indie Culture


Babygrande Records/TDM Group


Street:


TDM = Wu-Tang Indie East Coast Indie West Coast


Dreddy Kruger finally has his own A&R situation to bring to the conceptual and progressive side of hip hop. I, for one have never heard of him, but he looks as though hes been trying to work out collaborations between the mainstream east coast to the overtly-independent underground talents for years. Dreddy Krugers obvious efforts to invent a new type of sound wont even make a notch in the wall to the progressive hip hop mind, but I commend his capability and accomplishments. This album definitely has that hardcore east coast hip hop sound. With the addition of mic-mastery by artists like Aesop Rock, Del, Planet Asia, J-Live, MF Doom, and pick-and-pull members from the Wu-Tang Clan, each song stays afloat in the pond of concentrated thinkingexcept one. Fragments, a solo song by Del was atrocious.he must be on that new eight-ball-a-day-diet. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


Autolect


Every Mans Universe


Required/City Hall Records


Street: 11.15.05


Autolect = Planet Asia Usephasan Annoying


Every Mans Universe is an onslaught of vivid lyrical imagery and musical supremacy, too bad Autolect cant stay on beat half the time. If youre looking for that progressive sound that makes you stop you in your tracks and contemplate what the fuck the artist is trying to portray in their lyrics, then this album is not for you. Youll be standing there forever and probably die of dehydration or starvation. The press sheet reads: Autolect is a rare bread of artist; each song soothes the soul with an undeniable aspect that hinges on a dervish drum circle. Frantically obliterated in the oneness of the truth. What the hell does that mean?! I mean, my grammar check went crazy when I wrote the quote! Since when is it okay to record a bunch of CRAP and get away with calling it abstract? Maybe my essence of perception is way off. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


 


10 ft. Ganja Plant


Bass Chalice


Roir Records                      


Street:


10 ft. Ganja Plant = John Browns Body I-Vibes The Meditations


Transcending through space and time, I usually stop to relax while astro-projecting myself into the refreshingly urgent dub vibration in my Modula Oblongata, but I didnt. This album, which features members of the universally talented John Browns Body and The Meditations, is fast paced and continually smooth with phat bass lines and intricate change ups. However, after the thirty-fifth time I listened to it, I found myself skipping the tracks where vocals were laid down. Except Your Voice (which has a message of guidance and explanation). I think its amazing how 10 ft. Ganja Plant mixes orthodox roots reggae with modern dub creation without producing waves of electronic dribble, and how they are innovating enough to build on top of an already sturdy foundation laid down by Jamaican musicians from generations ago. So, Im going to roll a fuckin bluntsmoke it, and put this c.d. back in the player. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


Mike Ladd Presents


Father Divine


Roir Records                      


Street: 11.15.05


Mike Ladd = Sage Francis Ronnie from Run Ronnie Run Grand Buffet


Awfully raw and full of artistic originality, Mike Ladd might be onto something. I received a press sheet with this album, stating that the album has big, BIG MOJO, and that Mike Ladd is, to many, black musics Beck (err, no). After reading the press sheet, I didnt even want to listen to the c.d. It was filled to the brim with fluff and proved too much to swallow. So, I put the record in and digested it (3 times) and never once did I find myself enthusiastic about the content, lyrically. However, the sound of haunting dubby echoes, pop synth, and intricate piano loops help Father Divine stand on both feet, without the crutch of an insanity plea. I tried to remember that this is a concept album and that Mike Ladd is still trying to hit new levels in his music, but he didnt get too far up the ladder with this one. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


Audio visual bomb shelter


Cultrurama 666 Vol.2


Put together by Awol One & Peter Agoston


 Awol One has his hands in almost everything when it comes to the underground hip hop glob of responsibility and (more action than just talk) work. Responsible for exposing countless artists, Culturama and Audio Visual Bomb Shelter has continued their self proclaimed tradition with the second installment of dare and dope videos from artists like The Shape Shifters, Subtle, Visionaries, Abstract Rude, Busdriver, Josh Martinez, Opio & Pep Love, Pigeon John, Masta Killa, & Radioinactivejust to name a few. The production of each video ranges from highly experimental with a new genres sort of tip, to plain hi-8 rapping in front of the camera type video, to downright amazing animation. Its all pretty much a collection of videos by artists that influence the underground hip hop culture today in America. Anyone who enjoys listening to underground hip hop can relate when I sayits funny; you can listen to an artist for years and not even know what he/she looks like. Now, with this video, you can put the face to the voice. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


Sergio Mendez


Timeless


Concord Records


Street: 3.2.06


Sergio Mendez = Black Eyed Peas Chali 2na Portuguese Polka!


A tasty fusion of Hip Hop and Samba to make you get out on the dance floor to shake your lovely lady lumps and sweat it out your pours. However, not everything is what it seems For all of those big bad Black Eyed Peas fans out there who love all of those conscious and mind expanding lyrics like: what you gonna do wit all dat junk, all dat junk up in yo trunk, your in for another astute and resourceful treat. Sergio definitely holds the musical talent conch on this release, but B.E.P (among other artists) assault every beautiful melody with the same freak freak, yes yes yall shit.  I just never thought I would ever witness Black Thought of The Roots on the same record as Justin Timberlake. Thats what happens when you get a horde of blood sucking corporate backers to cut an album. All hail the coming of Starbucks Records! What the Fuck!?


 Lance Saunders


 


 


 


Kush Arora


Bhang Ragga: Dancehall Bhangra in Future Dub


Kush Arora Productions


Street Date: 4.11.06


Kush Arora = Calcutta Crips Indian Idiom Jest Beats


Wow! Bring out the expeditious and attention-deficit ridden bongo drums! If this is what the future of dancehall dub/reggae will sound like in the new world, you are going to see a lot of people dancing like muscular impaired - cerebral palsy victims. Just imagine, a world of spastic hopefuls in everlasting conga lines caroling down the salvage routes of their own inviolability. I dont know about you, but I sure as hell cant wait! Whether its Dancehall, Dub, Industrial, Bhangra or experimental, this c.d. is hard to wrap my ears around. Often hollow sounding and pretty jagged to digest, Bhang Ragga starts out boring and drawn out with no melodies whatsoever. Hoping that maybe I would hear some redeeming qualities through continued listen, I found myself sitting arms akimbo and eyebrows lowered while the last song faded outI want my forty minutes of life back damnit! Lance Saunders


 


 


 


Ms. John Soda


Notes and the like


Morr Music


Street Date: 3.2.06


Ms. Johns Soda = the Notwists FSK Tied and Tickled Trio


Ms. John Soda has come a long way since their first release eight years ago. With their trademark robotic sound style, this futuristic and electro-rock album glorified with the statuesque vocals of Stefanie Bohm unveils their continued growth and strikes a nerve in my body. I fell in love with this womans voice when I heard her sing on Jels: Soft Money releasetruly divine. They have pure and utter control over their style on every song. Sometimes cold, ever so often humming, occasionally fuzzed, repeatedly sweet and smooth proving that this record stands out as one of the most progressive underground (and I stress underground)  second full-length album to ever come out of Germany. There's a practiced, almost alert ease throughout the whole record. Depth without being deep, simplicity without being Simple and it's hard not to walk away from Notes and the Like without a sense of well-being. Lance Saunders


 


 


 


Alias & Tarsier


Brookland/Oaklyn


Anticon Records


Street: 4.28.06


Alias & Tarsier = (English) Bjork Beth Gibbons Muted


The new-wave generation intertwines throughout this Anticon collaboration that was recorded without a face to face meeting for 21 months. Recorded 3000 miles away from each other, Brookland/Oaklyn has an abiding beauty as well as an underlying intensity accompanied by a somber, organic side. Truly progressive, each track typically begins rather composed with brittle electro/hop loops from Alias drum machine, met hastily by the Tarsiers voice which draws you in and coaxes the song out of its shell. Alias trademark composites are often cheap and distorted but are now accelerated and hard hitting. YES! On Last nail Alias finds his voice again, delivering his agile cadences over a beat that scampers to keep up with him, Amazing! So, yet another warm and wonderful record is spawned and spat out into the world, courtesy of the Anticon Collective. This is no half-assed, money driven product, nor a sit-back moralistic effort. It is a rare and magnificent album that goes to the core of any honest music ethos. Lance Saunders


 


 


DJ Knuckles


The best of Friday Night Fallout vol.1


Skull candy productions


Street: 3.01.06


Dj Knuckles = DJ Velvet DJ Jesus the Abominable Snowman


Thank God! Now that Kucks put this record outevery night is Friday Night, Damnit! With a campy and comical introduction by local lyricist Adverse, FNF vol. 1 started me off with a chuckle. As the album played on I basked in the sultry ambiance of tracks by Damian Marley, Nas, The Spooks, Kanye, DangerDoom, J-Live, People under the stairs, Chali 2na, Maroons, and other kick ass picks from the KRCL 90.9 FM/Knuckles collection of eclectic hip hop. Ranging from hip hop classics to Dub/Reggae jams, and under ground favorites to over ground joints loved by the masses. FNF vol. 1 is a small taste of what Knuckles is capable of and a great example of what you might hear on the Friday night Hip Hop hours hosted by the man himself DJ Knuckles with the finest ingredients for the mix. So if you dont know, you better ask somebody!! Lance Saunders




Bring Back The Guns
Dry Futures
Fanatic Records
Street: 10.2.07
BBTG = Rancid + Jane's Addiction +God's Revolver
Bring Back The Guns' modus operandi is to channel rage, but mostly ends up agitating the eardrum. While listening to the c.d., I picked up on obvious influences from The Toadies, Jane's Addiction and other melodically screaming rock guitar calibrated chorales. While intellectual lyrics makeup most of the album, the way they are cut and pasted throughout verse and chorus makes no sense and takes away the power of the song. The guitar licks are simple, but sweet. There is a sense of frenetic disillusion on songs like "The Family Name", while songs like "The Season For Treason" develops successful soundscapes that prove perfect for the nesting of meaningful lyrics. Math-Rock? Post-Pavement? Anti-Cool rock and roll? Whatever you want to call it…this album has everything you need for the comprehensive and straightforward rocker in all of us. –Lance Saunders



The Hot Toddies
Smell The Mitten
Asian Man Records
Street: 9.11.07
The hot Toddies = The Four Tops + The Chordettes +
Happy Surfer-Betty Rock
This album sounds like something off of the Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Soundtrack. A full fist of happy jingles, cutesy lyrics, dry humor, confessions of being horny…yeah, I said it. Think about this: in the 1950's they sang about how nice it was in summertime and how they loved lollipops, etc. Take the same EXACT type of sound and apply lyrics like "When I'm in Seattle, I need someone to straddle" and "I'm only fifteen and your thirty-two" –referring to internet stalkers trying to have sex with little girls. Wow, the times have changed even though the music hasn't. However, there is no way anybody can make it through this album without a sense of humor. The songs are silly, but darling. Smell the Mitten goes from sexually arousing to kooky and ludicrous. Oh well, at least (from this record) I learned that salt water makes crappy Chai-tea. –Lance Saunders



Tender Forever
Wider
K Records
Street: 12.4.07
Tender Forever = a French Mandy Moore + Elliot Lipp + Huckleberry Cherry
It's nice to hear a female vocalist with no ego. Melanie Valera of Bordeaux, France, birthplace of Tender Forever, just brings truth and the conviction of a woman who knows her own strength. This album is very pure and fun. Wider is filled with deep and warm pop instrumentals and innocent lyrics. The beauty is in it's simplistic melodies made out of low toned Rhodes and Postal Service'eque synth-pop drums, oh, don't forget about the multi layered acoustic guitar riffs in the background. Listening to this record and knowing that it is the first installment, I wonder how many come after this. Melanie speaks in a language that never ends and I truly do not see an expiration date for her honest and intelligent approach to the music she makes. Wider is definitely a breath of fresh air. –Lance Saunders




Mariee Sioux
Faces in the Rocks
Press Here Records
Street: 9.18.07
Mariee Sioux = Mazzy Star + American Indian Influence Portishead + Kate Wolf
This album couldn't be any less beautiful. Mariee Sioux's lofty, Native American-inspired melodies and obscure guitar plucks hypnotize you as you walk to the edge of the cliff, her delicate and instantly appealing voice is the force that pushes you over. Faces in the Rocks holds you in everlasting suspended animation and lets you down softly, leaving you with a higher consciousness and lingering jovial feeling. Mariee captivates you with her interpretation of the universe through song. Each track illuminates her poetry and forces you to acknowledge the interconnectedness of the universe and entrances you, instilling a surrounding spirit with her voice to make you feel less lonely. She tells stories of concentrated energy attuned to animals and ancestors. Songs like "Buried in teeth" delve into your psyche with caddy's full of intuitive poetry and a circular guitar style. I am truly in awe with this album. –Lance Saunders



The Caribbean
Populations
Hometapes Records
Street: 10.07
The Caribbeans = Ween + Jimmy Buffet + The Narrators
Dense and murky, this record freaks me out. It reminds me of what a stalker would write in his novel. Songs of voyeurism and other people's stories told in a non-intimate and emotional manner. Myriad sonic details, bizarre guitar tunings and unexplained oddities fill the record with unidentifiable feelings and a hazy range of confusing emotions. This music makes no sense, and why? I can't put my finger on it. Bad analogy time: think of the "Hippo Story" from Along Came Polly. The hippo paints stripes on himself to blend in with the zebra, but everyone knows he is still a hippo. This album seems out of place, out of genre and out of touch with whatever they are truly trying to convey. Not a horrible musical excursion, but not a very enticing one at that. –Lance Saunders




Ohmega Watts
Watts Happening
Ubiquity Records
Street: 10.9.07
Ohmega Watts = Planet Asia + Pete Rock + Common
I have been somewhat disenchanted as of late when I comes to new hip hop being released out of the states. Then…along comes a gem like this album. Ubiquity Records continues its role of producing wide-eyed, all encompassing, and multi talented artists. Ohmega Watts has been around for a while, but his sound is definitely new to me. Watts Happening is the sophomore effort filled with Soul and funk, Psychedelic Brazilian sounds and a earful of sicky rhymes. Ohmega brings back classic sayings like "just think…what if you could just…" you know the rest. If you are so inclined to ask me "what has come out lately that you're excited about?" I'll drop Ohmega Watt's name like a fucking anvil.



Bruce Springsteen
Magic
Columbia Records
Street: 10.2.07
Bruce = Showing all the indie rockers what rock'n'roll really is +
America + God's iPod
THE BOSS. The FUCKING BOSS! Enough said.
-Lance Saunders


The Rosewood Thieves
Lonesome
TellAllYourFriendsRecords
Street: 11.20.07
The Rosewood Thieves = Sea Wolf + Kind of Like Spitting + The Shins (acoustic)
These guys play great music for how hairy they are! I can only imagine what kind of music they would play if they had day jobs and had to struggle like ummm, Slug writers. Oh wait, I don't have a day job. Raspy vocal delivery and charming guitar tickling kicks the shit out of the Baby Grand on most of the songs. Apparently, The Rosewood Thieves recorded this EP in a cabin located near the Pocomo Mountains north of upstate New York. Snowed in and very "lonesome" they recorded the whole damn thing by candlelight…weird, because the electricity had to have been working to record. I smell bullshit. It's a good thing the cabin just so happened to have a full recording studio installed. "Hey guys, we're snowed in, let's make an album!" Wow, one could only wish. Regardless, Lonesome is a darling album, perfect for wooing the bi-polar art student breezy onto your futon. –Lance Saunders
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couldn't agree more about the Dilated Review. 
 
Posted by Facts on Thursday, May 04, 2006 - 11:06 PM
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