...when you said like years ago, "hey where can i get a copy of your cd?"
well, sorry it took so long for me to give you an answer. but i have one now. it's like this:

just clicky cllicky and you can buy my new record. and within mere days, it will arrive at your doorstep, like a brand new little puppy with big doe eyes; longing for you to spend some time with it. and you will; at first you wont be able to be apart from it, but as time grows and so does this puppy-like record, you'll find yourself growing apart from it, finding other things to occupy your busy schedule- new puppies will come and go, but none will be quite like that first time you set your eyes upon that first little fluffy album. it will be then that you realize that while it's very sad, you just dont love your puppy anymore.....
but dont worry... by then i'll be finished with my new record and you listen to that one! and thus, the circle of life will again be completed.
please buy my record. i will love you forever. even if you dont, i'll love you for a while.
<3
matthew