I love this stuff. I edited out my yahoo ID, jerks.

[23:38] hastizie11: hi... annyone there?
[23:38] me: bot!
[23:38] hastizie11: bot? wwhats that? some kinda insult or something?
[23:38] me: yes, you're a bot
[23:38] hastizie11: oh you mean one of those auto talk things or sojething right.. lol. well if you were in my apartment right now id lift up my skirt for you and i think youd be convinced real quick
[23:39] me: what? you mean you wrap a sheet around your computer or something? that doesn't impress me. I'm not flying to Indonesia to see something like that.
[23:40] hastizie11: oh your there :) hi...
[23:40] hastizie11: well anyway, guuess your not there?
[23:40] me: see, when I say complicated things you fall back to the default line. go figure.
[23:41] hastizie11: a/s/l (age sex locationn)?
[23:41] hastizie11: im 27/f/USA. was ookin at your profile. thought you might like to chat.
[23:41] hastizie11: so what have yoou been up to never_considered_the_outcome?
[23:42] me: I have no profile. you're very old for a computer. I am 104, I am a hermaphrodite, and I live in Andorra
[23:42] hastizie11: cool. o was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horny :) (*blushes)
[23:42] hastizie11: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? please pleqse...
[23:43] me: absolutely not. I will not watch sesame street with you.
[23:43] hastizie11: oh well your loss. why dont you open up my profile and see what you missed out on. theres a link there to my homepage where i have some real nice pics to leave with.
[23:44] me: I bet your "homepage" is something best accessed with a virus-laden dialer download. I don't like to pay six dollars a minute for phone calls. Besides, your vagina is made out of a computer.
[23:44] hastizie11: lol. the website is just something i do to make ends meet. theres lots of ffree pics on there anyway.
[23:45] me: prostitutes often use the same lines of justification.