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Things have become a little wild lately. I mean this is summer in Tallahassee and traditionally all our guests go home and we have the town to ourselves. We usually just loll around in the heat or go swimming and stay out really late. Because it kinda, just kinda cools down at night when there is cold beer to drink and your friends to hang out with.
Our guests are people from all over Florida who come to Tally for one reason or another and then usually haul ass and never look back once they get done with their four years in school or government.
To be blunt, some of you are lousy guests. You come over and just bitch about how Podunk we are and how everything is so much better at home. You trash our place and leave.
We clean up and do it all again because what makes it all worthwhile is that each time we meet some people who appreciate us and our hometown.
Some of you think we are assholes because we make jokes about you and basically make fun of everything you think is important. That's how we cope with bad guests.
The good guests get adopted and we cry when they leave.
What kind of guest are you?
4:02 AM
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