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Last Updated: 12/10/2009

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Status: Single
City: studio city
State: CALIFORNIA
Country: US
Signup Date: 6/11/2004
Thursday, January 01, 2009 

Category: News and Politics
In recent multi-national reports squashing even the most pressing news from the debacle in the Middle East, He Who Corrupts, Inc. CEO Tommy Camaro leveled high claims of defamation against cinema-grind stalwarts, Graf Orlock. In a recent interview, Camaro referred to Graf Orlock as "Laguna Beach surfing, Tom Cruise sunglass wearing pussies." A claim which is both false, and legally negligible on grounds of wanton character assassination and regional displacement misrepresentation. Graf Orlock neither wear sunglasses, nor surf said beach, as they stick to their Studio City stomping grounds working tactical destruction against the "industry." When questioned about the case by the BBC and Financial Times, Jason Schmidt commented "Camaro is a yoga-instructor, 9-5 asshole who has no concept of getting radical, aside from the fact that he is a flagrant Subway eater and avowed Scientologist. We are taking this motherfucker to court." There was no comment from the Robotic Empire legal offices where Andy Low Esq. has taken up their case, pro bono. After the press conference Schmidt added, "he is just trying to drum up publicity for his Puerto Rico tour, if I ever see that asshole i am going to fuck up that motherfucker."
Thats Mr.Humphries To You!
Shane Humphries

 
I THINK SKULL RAPES SHOULD BE HANDED OUT ACCORDINGLY!
 
Posted by Thats Mr.Humphries To You! on Thursday, January 01, 2009 - 1:22 AM
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Edgardo
Edgardo Pagan

 
don't take no shit from that fuker eso eso un cabron
 
Posted by Edgardo on Thursday, January 01, 2009 - 5:03 AM
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You Will Suffer

 
http://youwillmove.blogspot.com/2009/01/fireside-chat-with-tommy-camaro-of.html
 
Posted by You Will Suffer on Thursday, January 01, 2009 - 6:40 AM
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Drake. SCOTTY! Cherry.
Drake Scott Cherry

 
watch now theyll make a movie about this and tom cruise is gunna wear sunglasses and be lead scientologist in your band in the movie lol idk im stupid haha, but ya thats pretty gay fuck that guy
 
Posted by Drake. SCOTTY! Cherry. on Thursday, January 01, 2009 - 10:45 AM
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danny debauchery

 
only one way to settle this...
3 one minute rounds of bare knuckle boxing!
 
Posted by danny debauchery on Thursday, January 01, 2009 - 2:17 PM
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Tino
Tino Falasca

 
Kungfu Rick his Wallstreet ass
 
Posted by Tino on Thursday, January 01, 2009 - 3:22 PM
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Child of the Atom
Adam Crum

 
What!? I thought Gay Faglock and HeWhoBlowsKids were totally BFFF's
 
Posted by Child of the Atom on Thursday, January 01, 2009 - 4:20 PM
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Child of the Atom
Adam Crum

 
What!? I thought Gay Faglock and HeWhoBlowsKids were totally BFFF's...
 
Posted by Child of the Atom on Thursday, January 01, 2009 - 4:21 PM
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HOMINID R.I.P.

 
i think a split is in order
 
Posted by HOMINID R.I.P. on Thursday, January 01, 2009 - 5:25 PM
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ehhh, no peg.
Dan Wong

 
american gladiators giant q-tip battle staff face-off time.
 
Posted by ehhh, no peg. on Thursday, January 01, 2009 - 8:26 PM
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Freebird BT

 
i will punch those power point using wall street coke heads right in there perfectly groomed eyebrows for talking all that S on my guys. label them fucked!
 
Posted by Freebird BT on Thursday, January 01, 2009 - 11:46 PM
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Depleted Resource

 
You're polluting the blogosphere.
 
Posted by Depleted Resource on Friday, January 02, 2009 - 11:39 PM
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max
Tall Max

 
Suing is not DIY
 
Posted by max on Saturday, January 03, 2009 - 8:11 PM
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Theta Productions

 
Lets wait for him to go to the bathroom in old navy and then knife his ass while hes taking a piss then take a shit in the urinal just to fuck corporate america!!!
 
Posted by Theta Productions on Sunday, January 04, 2009 - 2:27 AM
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XCOLLIN MAJOR THREATX
COLLIN MAJOR

 
Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero!
 
Posted by XCOLLIN MAJOR THREATX on Thursday, January 08, 2009 - 1:20 AM
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Dude Fest 2009!
Dude Fest Indiana

 
I'll get Judge Mathis to come down from Chicago for Dude Fest '09. You can get all your stuff sorted out then.
 
Posted by Dude Fest 2009! on Thursday, January 08, 2009 - 7:45 PM
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al-Khafkah
Derek Dias

 
this could have grave repercussions for somebody
 
Posted by al-Khafkah on Thursday, January 15, 2009 - 11:07 PM
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Brickface Press IV Available Now!!
Brickface Press

 
destroy 'em man, all they ever talk about is money any way. it would be a fitting punishment.

 
Posted by Brickface Press IV Available Now!! on Friday, March 27, 2009 - 9:44 PM
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(((0)))
Joseph Zachary Barrera

 
new levels of irony...and master of puppets was sick so leave poor metallica alone

 
Posted by (((0))) on Monday, August 17, 2009 - 12:22 AM
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B'STRD

 
duh!

 
Posted by B'STRD on Friday, October 09, 2009 - 11:45 AM
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