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Category: News and Politics
In recent multi-national reports squashing even the most pressing news from the debacle in the Middle East, He Who Corrupts, Inc. CEO Tommy Camaro leveled high claims of defamation against cinema-grind stalwarts, Graf Orlock. In a recent interview, Camaro referred to Graf Orlock as "Laguna Beach surfing, Tom Cruise sunglass wearing pussies." A claim which is both false, and legally negligible on grounds of wanton character assassination and regional displacement misrepresentation. Graf Orlock neither wear sunglasses, nor surf said beach, as they stick to their Studio City stomping grounds working tactical destruction against the "industry." When questioned about the case by the BBC and Financial Times, Jason Schmidt commented "Camaro is a yoga-instructor, 9-5 asshole who has no concept of getting radical, aside from the fact that he is a flagrant Subway eater and avowed Scientologist. We are taking this motherfucker to court." There was no comment from the Robotic Empire legal offices where Andy Low Esq. has taken up their case, pro bono. After the press conference Schmidt added, "he is just trying to drum up publicity for his Puerto Rico tour, if I ever see that asshole i am going to fuck up that motherfucker."
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