Sorry Bobby, but this is too good not to share with the rest of the world:
hey fagz,
im super drunka tn downstarirs right now. i'm sreally drunk. corye or someoneo crhas3ed me out of the room. so
now i'm oon the ron. i'm scared. but it's ok/ i'll bd fine. don't worry bon't me. i love you gys. i'm gonna try to see
if the pool woriz. i shoudl hacve some fun by myself. i hiope i can get back in the room. love you gyusl]
by,
love bobby
And don't worry everybody, Bobby had some fun by himself even though the pool didn't woriz that night.
Oon the ron,
Inspector Owl