So the temperature tomorrow is going to be 57 degrees Fahrenheit. I don't know what it is in Celsius so don't ask me. Want proof?

Yeah. There you go. Someone fucking explain that shit to me because I don't get it. Oh and did you know that polar bears have been bumped up to the endangered species list because the ice caps are melting and they're drowning because they're swimming around the north pole looking for food? And this was done half-heartedly because we people down here in the Americas don't really give a shit about polar bears but I do! I was always like.. SAVE THE POLAR BEARS! AND THE PANDA BEARS TOO. How come no one fucking listens to me?
Polar Bears - Threatened...Save them! Thx.Now I have to go to bed because I've been drinking.