Man work is crazy stuff, the Buffman is ACTUALLY going to be buff...It kind of sucks because the whole thing is being skinny and being a buffman, if I get buff I'm going to have to switch is up...Like, Corey the Aboriginal...It'll be tender because believe it or not i am NOT aboriginal...Nah fuck that, I'm the buffman, any of you try to test that and I'll hunt you down and fuckin kill you and burn your parents alive!

                  Man this house blows, everyones bitching at eachother and my brothers g/f ALWAYS has her tit out and stuffed in that babies face...She's generous in size so its just throws me off...Its like watching a midget a eating a package of ground beef with a small straw. God I love midgets.

             I might go see pirates of the Caribbean tonight, I dont know.

       I am exciting, have you been wow'd yet? If not run into traffic and tell me how that works out for you. I love you all.

-EL Buffman