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Corey



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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 23
Sign: Sagittarius

City: Edmonton
State: Alberta
Country: CA
Signup Date: 7/23/2005
Monday, July 24, 2006 

FUck me with a cherry on top, the othernight was just horribly horrible. After work John and I decided to get some booze from the liquor store, he got beer and I decided to get a bottle of sake...Ladies and gents, if you ever feel tempted to mix beer, weed and sake, do so at your own discretion. I dont think I made a very possitive appearence infront of the neigbhors...People always think less of you when your crawling across the lawn clutching your stomach and puking violently...Especially when your brother is rolling around on the ground beside you laughing his ass off.

   So I managed to move upstairs into the bathroom...Things got worse up there, I broke into some crazy fever, sweat was beading off my hands, my legs, everywhere...I tried getting some water in me, it felt good for aobut 5 seconds until I threw it all back up again, puking up water actaully isn't too bad, it doesn't hurt as much...The next thing I remmeber I was frantically tearing my clothes off in a incoherent stupour, then I jumped in the shower and turned it as cold as it would go....Man that was horrible, the weed started sketching me out too so I was thinking that I might have to goto the hospital, but the fever kicked back up and I ended up passing out of the bathroom floor for a while so that took care of any worrisome thoughts.

        Bottom line Boyles and ghouls(C'mon, tales from the crypt shoutout, who's feelin me?)sake is just semen from a convicted child molester with alcohol content, beware.

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