When you select a song to play, a loading screen appears with a cassette tape with wings boucing up and down. According to the etiquette book of Emily Post, a bouncing winged cassette tape is delightfully complimented by pearls of wisdom and game tips. I have compiled these pearls of wisdom which took awhile.
Smell the new cassette tape. This is the scent of rock.
Encore? They needed to ask? Like Duh.
A proper modern hard rock solo requires 3 whammies per note. Minimum.
Your singer is correct, "Night" is the best word that rhymes with"night".
It's not how WELL you sing, it's how HIGH you sing.
Always re-tease your hair before the encore. ALWAYS.
Playing a long set can make you tired and mega-grody. Drench your drummer in soda before the encore.
General rule of encores: First on the cassette, last in the set.
TURN IT UP!
Don't stand too close to the flash pots.
Beware: country bands, too, wear fringed jackets.
If your hair still moves while you're headbanging, you aren't using enough hairspray.
Live the life. Stonewash your underpants.
Before the internet existed, people expressed their love for heavy metal in the bathroom stall.
The crowd will never tire of the lyric, "Oh yeah".
It's ok for the drummer to buy, like, the hugest kit ever. No one wants to see his bad make-up anyway.
My favorite is: If your neighbors keep complaining about the noise, turn up the volume until they move away.
Attention: Harmonix game developers and interested blog readers,
In regards to the entire Guitar Hero collection, I have always thought "Still of the Night" by Whitesnake would be an excellent choice. Whenever I hear it, I think "wow, that would be an amazing song to play on Guitar Hero". I thought about releasing additional information revealing how seriously I am committed to this idea, but it is too embarrassing to put in a public arena.
My final point uses the power of what is considered the greatest film of all time, "Citizen Kane". I think if "Citizen Kane" had a Guitar Hero subtext, Orson Welles, well his character would have whispered "Whitesnake" on his deathbed instead of "Rosebud".