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Gender: Male
Status: Single
Age: 36
Sign: Scorpio

City: Los Angeles
State: California
Country: US
Signup Date: 8/8/2007
July 9, 2008 - Wednesday 
Let's skip the fluff and cut to the chase here. If you haven't already heard, I'm starring as Johann Kraus in the upcoming movie Hellboy 2: The Golden Army. I play Johann Kraus, a lovable disembodied endoplasmic spirit with psychic abilities. We share a lot of the same characteristics, except I possess a fully functional penis - insert endoplasmic spirit joke here. The movie releases this Friday (July 11th). For any further information visit www.hellboymovie.com. Or search using that website that rhymes with booble to find out any saucier details.
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Honey

 
Now I'm gonna go see it for sure! But mind mind is bound to wander, thanks to that "fully functional penis" reference....
 
Posted by Honey on July 10, 2008 - Thursday - 6:52 PM
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Honey

 
Now I'm gonna go see it for sure! But mind mind is bound to wander, thanks to that "fully functional penis" reference....
 
Posted by Honey on July 10, 2008 - Thursday - 6:52 PM
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Kelly

 
Hmmmm, very interesting...playing a penile implant? And I thought Stewie was bad!
 
Posted by Kelly on July 9, 2008 - Wednesday - 8:00 PM
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Slick

 
Fuck me, I had NO clue you were in it! I'm gonna see it anyway, but now I know I'll enjoy it at least for your part. Sweet.

x
 
Posted by Slick on July 9, 2008 - Wednesday - 8:04 PM
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Kelly

 
Oh, I forgot to mention that I am not that other Kelly, I'm a new one. I'm ContrabandKat (my cat's name is Contraband). I was once known as StormKat. There are so many Kellys these days. That other one seems cool although I don't know her. I'll post a pic soon.
 
Posted by Kelly on July 9, 2008 - Wednesday - 8:05 PM
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Marti Jackson

 
"I possess a fully functional penis..."
is it yours?
 
Posted by Marti Jackson on July 9, 2008 - Wednesday - 8:08 PM
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Ma++
Matthew Keehan

 
i wasn't gonna go see it, but i might now!
 
Posted by Ma++ on July 9, 2008 - Wednesday - 8:09 PM
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Kelly

 
I will see Hellboy II if you're involved. I LOVE your dark humor and Brian. I love Brian; that's my character. People always comment on my cat's name, "Contraband" and make fun of it, but he's the best cat in the world, the most beautiful as well, sweet as hell, but smart and sneeky as hell. Smart and sneaky make for a deadly combination! He looks like a miniature jaguar. I spoil him wickedly and now he thinks that he owns the world and me.
 
Posted by Kelly on July 9, 2008 - Wednesday - 8:17 PM
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Kelly

 
I will see Hellboy II if you're involved. I LOVE your dark humor and Brian. I love Brian; that's my character. People always comment on my cat's name, "Contraband" and make fun of it, but he's the best cat in the world, the most beautiful as well, sweet as hell, but smart and sneeky as hell. Smart and sneaky make for a deadly combination! He looks like a miniature jaguar. I spoil him wickedly and now he thinks that he owns the world and me.
 
Posted by Kelly on July 9, 2008 - Wednesday - 8:18 PM
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dahveed

 
omg that's so awesome! I'm gonna be listening very carefully the entire time, now. Ha!
 
Posted by dahveed on July 9, 2008 - Wednesday - 8:19 PM
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Kelly

 
Hey people (fellow Seth Fans),

Have you ever heard the term, "Be careful what you ask for; you just may get it." I would like to know if any of you have ever experienced that and how it worked out for you. Please let me know. I truly am interested. I, too, will share my experiences with you.
 
Posted by Kelly on July 9, 2008 - Wednesday - 8:36 PM
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Jen

 
You know, I have no interest in Hellboy what-so-ever since I thought the first movie sucked ass, but since you do one of the voices, I might have to consider seeing it, that is if I can get a babysitter to watch my 4 month-old Seth I have at home!
 
Posted by Jen on July 9, 2008 - Wednesday - 8:38 PM
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Sakana Chan

 
must watch hellboy 2 now *squee* XD
 
Posted by Sakana Chan on July 9, 2008 - Wednesday - 8:38 PM
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Ruthie

 
Good Luck!!
 
Posted by Ruthie on July 9, 2008 - Wednesday - 8:43 PM
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Sarah Smith

 
"I am fully functional in multiple techniques..."
-Data
 
Posted by Sarah Smith on July 9, 2008 - Wednesday - 9:01 PM
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☠Leslie ♥ Anne☠
Leslie Bubbles Wilson

 
Thank you for posting this. You will have finally settled a disput between my boyfriend and I. I've known for about a month when I checked out your profile on imdb.com and saw it listed on there. But my other half refused to believe me. Now I can tell him that the man himself even said he was playing Johann and then tell him in the words of Brian Griffin, "IN YOUR FUCKING FACE, FUCKWAD!" Thanks again Seth. :)
 
Posted by ☠Leslie ♥ Anne☠ on July 9, 2008 - Wednesday - 9:03 PM
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matchstick atom

 
Ha! I'll check it out...
 
Posted by matchstick atom on July 9, 2008 - Wednesday - 9:08 PM
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Kelly

 
You're so cool; it must hurt to be you. Just like my cat is so beautiful that it must hurt to be him. He's jet-black and gorgeous and so are you.
 
Posted by Kelly on July 9, 2008 - Wednesday - 9:31 PM
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Kel MacFarlane
Kel MacFarlane

 
Hey Seth,

Yes, I've hears something about this ... I can't wait to see it.. Thought I have to save up for a trip I'm taking to Los Angales in Auguest. Since you will be in it I'll check it out.. You know your my favorite Celeb... Take it easy ...

Mahalo, From WV

Kelly
 
Posted by Kel MacFarlane on July 9, 2008 - Wednesday - 10:32 PM
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vondora
vondora jordan

 
cool
 
Posted by vondora on July 9, 2008 - Wednesday - 10:41 PM
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Jazzy Amy

 
I may actually spend the $87.50 (or however much it costs these days to see a movie) and go check this out.

OK, you know what, that was a blatant lie. Even if you are in it, I probably won't go to the movie theater to see it. But...I will order it on Netflix. 'Cause that's just the kind of fan I am. The poor kind.

Speaking of phallic functionality (you gotta love any statement that starts off with that phrase), Alex posted a pic of herself on her website...she's HUGE! Holy cow, she's as wide as she is tall...like a little Matzah ball with legs. Fucking adorable, though! Definitely the sexiest pregnant Jew I've ever seen and I'm not even referring to my fetish.

Oh wow...I just posted that in public.

Awkward.
 
Posted by Jazzy Amy on July 9, 2008 - Wednesday - 11:40 PM
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Katie Jena Braci

 
Where on earth do you find the time to do all these things?
 
Posted by Katie Jena Braci on July 10, 2008 - Thursday - 1:06 AM
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Mike D

 
I heard this one's even better than the first and I really liked that one. Congrats on being in, what I'm assuming, based on happy fanboys message board comments and rotten tomatoes reviews, is a really good movie. Can't wait to see it.
 
Posted by Mike D on July 10, 2008 - Thursday - 2:21 AM
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~@ppl3b0tt0m~

 
actually i didnt kno til now. so i guess i have to c it. stupid question is it animated or live action.......im not thinkn after my day at work so forgive me
 
Posted by ~@ppl3b0tt0m~ on July 10, 2008 - Thursday - 8:10 AM
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Missy
Missy S

 
Wicked
 
Posted by Missy on July 10, 2008 - Thursday - 12:41 PM
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Jon
Jonathon Ralston

 
you're in hellboy 2? oh man, if that movie looked good enough, it seems to get better!
 
Posted by Jon on July 10, 2008 - Thursday - 11:14 PM
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Kimberly

 
Great, now all I'm going to think about is your penis. The whole movie is ruined, THANKS!
I was really looking forward to an hour of Perlman's big-ass red face.

Now, let's talk about that "fully funtional penis," again....
 
Posted by Kimberly on July 11, 2008 - Friday - 12:15 AM
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Jazzy Amy

 
So, after checking out the website I noticed that Selma Blair is in this thing, huh? She didn't try to bite your hand again did she? Because I would recommend shots. You don't know where she's been.
 
Posted by Jazzy Amy on July 11, 2008 - Friday - 12:25 AM
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Jazzy Amy

 
So, after checking out the website I noticed that Selma Blair is in this thing, huh? She didn't try to bite your hand again did she? Because I would recommend shots. You don't know where she's been.
 
Posted by Jazzy Amy on July 11, 2008 - Friday - 12:26 AM
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Jazzy Amy

 
So, after checking out the website I noticed that Selma Blair is in this thing, huh? She didn't try to bite your hand again did she? Because I would recommend shots. You don't know where she's been.
 
Posted by Jazzy Amy on July 11, 2008 - Friday - 12:26 AM
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Jazzy Amy

 
Sorry. My computer was giving me fits and I hit "post" a couple too many times.

I'm not trying to spam you, I swear!
 
Posted by Jazzy Amy on July 11, 2008 - Friday - 12:28 AM
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Courtney Paige

 
That is awesome, that tidbit was only way I can get my boyfriend to see a movie that scary!!
 
Posted by Courtney Paige on July 11, 2008 - Friday - 3:57 AM
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Craig - Religion. Dangerous Beyond Belief
Craig Shepherd

 
I live in England so I think this comment (from my point of view) is redundant, although I will be watching when it comes out over here. Legally, do I have to say that so the FBI don't come and kick my ass for the crime against humanity that is "pirating DVD's". Yeah, saying legally keeps the mythical FBI away at night!?! :D
 
Posted by Craig - Religion. Dangerous Beyond Belief on July 11, 2008 - Friday - 8:29 AM
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Craig - Religion. Dangerous Beyond Belief
Craig Shepherd

 
I live in England so I think this comment (from my point of view) is redundant, although I will be watching when it comes out over here. Legally, do I have to say that so the FBI don't come and kick my ass for the crime against humanity that is "pirating DVD's". Yeah, saying legally keeps the mythical FBI away at night!?! :D And if they do come I will be waiting in shorts, not because I will be expecting something but because I sleep in shorts! :D
 
Posted by Craig - Religion. Dangerous Beyond Belief on July 11, 2008 - Friday - 8:30 AM
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Craig - Religion. Dangerous Beyond Belief
Craig Shepherd

 
I live in England so I think this comment (from my point of view) is redundant, although I will be watching when it comes out over here. Legally, do I have to say that so the FBI don't come and kick my ass for the crime against humanity that is "pirating DVD's". Yeah, saying legally keeps the mythical FBI away at night!?! :D And if they do come I will be waiting in shorts, not because I will be expecting something but because I sleep in shorts! :D
 
Posted by Craig - Religion. Dangerous Beyond Belief on July 11, 2008 - Friday - 8:30 AM
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Craig - Religion. Dangerous Beyond Belief
Craig Shepherd

 
I live in England so I think this comment (from my point of view) is redundant, although I will be watching when it comes out over here. Legally, do I have to say that so the FBI don't come and kick my ass for the crime against humanity that is "pirating DVD's". Yeah, saying legally keeps the mythical FBI away at night!?! :D And if they do come I will be waiting in shorts, not because I will be expecting something but because I sleep in shorts! :D
 
Posted by Craig - Religion. Dangerous Beyond Belief on July 11, 2008 - Friday - 8:30 AM
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Icingdeath1

 
Just saw it! You're awesome, and I think a great comedy relief to the film! The lockeroom scene is the best! The character is so good, I'm expecting a spinoff anytime now.
 
Posted by Icingdeath1 on July 11, 2008 - Friday - 12:10 PM
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Corinne

 
I get to watch the movie for free as part of my auditing duties for the studio, but I will tell all my friends to buy tickets. You might tell your assistant that now would be a good time to purge the comments again.
 
Posted by Corinne on July 11, 2008 - Friday - 2:03 PM
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MRS.METALLICA - Since 1991

 
Kick ass! I was gonna see this film anyway, but this makes it freakin sweeter!
 
Posted by MRS.METALLICA - Since 1991 on July 11, 2008 - Friday - 8:43 PM
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Danno

 
Outstanding Seth!!!

The return of the SethI..................or Sith McFarlane...........hmmmmmmmm
 
Posted by Danno on July 12, 2008 - Saturday - 3:24 AM
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Danno

 
Outstanding Seth!!!

The return of the SethI..................or Sith McFarlane...........hmmmmmmmm
 
Posted by Danno on July 12, 2008 - Saturday - 3:24 AM
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Danno

 
Outstanding Seth!!!

The return of the SethI..................or Sith McFarlane...........hmmmmmmmm
 
Posted by Danno on July 12, 2008 - Saturday - 3:24 AM
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DJ

 
NO WAY.
 
Posted by DJ on July 12, 2008 - Saturday - 3:15 PM
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Mandy - MyFringe

 
oooh! I was looking forward to it being released and now I'm doubly so :o)

xxx
 
Posted by Mandy - MyFringe on July 12, 2008 - Saturday - 4:30 PM
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© Donyelle Monique

 
Sweet! I can't wait to see it!
 
Posted by © Donyelle Monique on July 12, 2008 - Saturday - 9:42 PM
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Todd

 
Yeah, I saw it twice yesterday. I pretty much enjoyed everything but the score. That, in my opinion, kind of ruined the mood of the movie for me. Poor Danny Elfman.
 
Posted by Todd on July 12, 2008 - Saturday - 11:32 PM
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JaNell

 
"I possess a fully functional penis..."
Who all possesses the other body parts, and how does the owner of these parts feel about this possession?

Also, "website that rhymes with booble" confuses me; did you mean the "website that rhymes with boogle"?
 
Posted by JaNell on July 13, 2008 - Sunday - 4:05 AM
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Ryan The Movie Douche
Ryan Gibson

 
I just saw said movie, Mr. Dude, and you were top notch.....

although I half expected him to say "Where's my money, man?!" when Johann was kicking HB's ass in the locker room :D
 
Posted by Ryan The Movie Douche on July 13, 2008 - Sunday - 9:35 AM
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Dana
Dana Palmer

 
Nicely done! Saw it last night. You were great.
 
Posted by Dana on July 13, 2008 - Sunday - 3:45 PM
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Bonnie Burton
Bonnie Burton

 
SOLD! You had me at "disembodied."
 
Posted by Bonnie Burton on July 14, 2008 - Monday - 11:20 PM
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