Norma Coleman - A Child of Ham?

(Ed. Note: Hat tip to Sister Miss Mabel Gargula for her keen observations which led to this investigation.)

INTEROFFICE MEMORANDUM

22 SEPT 2007 14:22 HRS
SINCPAC HQ

(Sorry there, Taffy, force of habit. Years of typing such.)

TO: SISTER TDGC
FROM: BROTHER YANCY
SUBJECT: SEN. NORM COLEMAN - R-MN - POSSIBLE NEGRITUDE

IT HAS COME TO THE ATTENTION OF THIS COMMAND THAT SENATOR NORMAN (AKA "NORMA") COLEMAN MAY INDEED CARRY THE CURSE OF HAM. CI-9 (MABEL) HAS NOTICED SOME NEGROID FEATURES ON NORMA'S COLLEGE PICTURES.

I IMMEDIATELY FORWARDED SAME TO SOME OF OUR OPERATIVES WHO ARE FORMER AGENCY OR BUREAU PERSONNEL. THEY HAVE UNEARTHED THE ATTACHED DIAGRAM FROM A SOURCE THEY ARE NOT PRIVY TO DISCLOSE.  APPARENTLY SOME AGENCY OF THE GOVERNMENT CONDUCTED A STUDY OF THIS QUESTION ABOUT 30 YEARS AGO.  THEY HAVE FORWARD A CROPPED COPY FOR YOUR PERUSAL. THEY ARE NOT SANGUINE AS TO NEGRITUDE AND NEITHER WAS THE INITIAL INVESTIGATION.  BUT KUDOS TO MABEL - SHE NOTICED SOMETHING A MAN IN GOVERNMENT NOTICED YEARS AGO THAT WAS IMPORTANT ENOUGH FOR THE BUREAU OR ANOTHER AGENCY TO GIVE SERIOUIS STUDY TO.

ALWAYS IN YOUR DIVINE SERVICE, I REMAIN,

YIC
BY

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