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Jeffy Germaine


Last Updated: 11/9/2009

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Gender: Female
Status: In a Relationship
Age: 101
Sign: Pisces

City: BLUEFIELD
State: West Virginia
Country: US
Signup Date: 8/10/2007
[05 Aug 2009 | Wednesday] 

Current mood:  breezy
Category: Blogging
lI understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

lThose of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.

lSometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

lHonesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense.

lBefore you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

lThe funniest thing about this message is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything you its too late for you to stop reading it you dumb fuck.

lRestraining orders are just another way of saying I love you.
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