Hi, this is Terrence Whitehead from BB Sea America. We've just received an update on the Internet Allstars after the havoc they caused at the Comic Con 2009. It would seem that the Internet duo, hot off the heels of escaping apprehension in San Diego, headed to Las Vegas on their tour bus (Greyhound bus number #3228). While in Vegas the bus, full of passengers, stopped at a popular biker bar while the driver gassed up the bus.
Eyewitness accounts stated that what occurred at "Hung Ova Tavern" was nothing short of a massacre. Keith Sutherland, school teacher and passenger on the "Tour Bus" stated, "The whole ride from San Diego to Vegas, all you could hear were the two guys in the back talking about all the drama they caused at the Comic Con. They were slapping fives and acting like juveniles. Well anyway, while parked and getting gas, they got off the bus and wandered over to this biker bar which the driver expressly warned us from doing. I got out to smoke, that's all. I overheard the two say that they were going to, "Do it again." I figured this should be cool to watch cause there were like 75-80 bikes out front and another 50 or so in the back. So they walk over to this circle of about 15 ZZ Top-looking bikers and I couldn't hear what Obey said, but I heard him yell, "Can You Dig It?" at the top of his lungs. Before I could even form my lips to yell "NOOOOOOO", I saw Raystar swing for the fences and punch the biggest hardened biker in the face. What occurred after that turned my stomach, {THE REST OF THIS STORY MAY BE OFFENSIVE OR NIGHTMARISH TO THOSE WITH SMALL CHILDREN. PARENTAL DISCRETION IS ADVISED} The biker spit out what looked to be a tooth and started laughing. Raystar and Obey looked at each other and put their heads down like children who knew that daddy just pulled into the driveway after mom called him at work and told him she found the report card balled up in the garbage. Raystar bent over and picked the tooth up. I totally didn't expect what happened next, Obey, on some Last Dragon ish, yelled out, "Who's the master?" and kicked over one bike, which led to the chain of bikes falling like dominoes. With that twisted metal kiss of death, the bar let out to a sea of leather vests with patches, boots, and chains. The Greyhound bus driver told us to, "Get the (expletive) back on the (expletive) bus if you (expletive) want to see tomorrow!" I couldn't take my eyes off of the intense moment. I did manage to get my (expletive expletive) back on the bus though. Obey once again yelled at the top of his lungs, "CAN YOU DIG IT?" and pointed at the leader of the biker gang. As I panned the sea of black leather, I couldn't see Raystar anywhere. Even Obey looked panicked as he looked for his partner in crime to lay the secondary SMACK DOWN. I then heard Raystar's voice yell, "Let's do this thing!"..............He was on the bus with us. The door closed and as the bus driver bent the corner like we just robbed the 7-11. By now the entire bus was looking out the right side at Obey biting one of the parking blocks as the gang took turns monkey stomping him for his sins. I looked at Raystar who was seatbelted in, looking in the opposite direction whistling to himself. I approached him and asked, what gives? He looked at me and said in the most serious tone I've ever been spoken to, "When I punched that dude in the mouth, he caught my wedding band in his teeth, smiled and spit it back out at me. I ain't stupid. Now I could be back there eating parking blocks with my boy, or I can wait for him to be able to speak again, and we can continue this music thing. I chose door number two." I looked at him in amazement then looked back at the bar which was about a half of a mile behind us by now. I could still see the line of bikers waiting their turn to pummel the hard-headed rapper.
This is Terrence on the scene at Tucson Medical Center where Obey was transported by a MedEvac chopper earlier this evening. Doctor's are expecting a speedy recovery. Dr. Eisten told reporters, "It's gonna be a while before he can learn how to pronounce his S's without whistling, walk and pee standing up, but other than that, he's back there driving my staff crazy asking them if they can dig it? I don't really know what that means, but at least he's amused in that full body cast." I was unable to get a statement from Obey as he was in the restricted intensive care unit. Officer Tim Neilson told me, "Yeah, the bikers (Biker gang name omitted, as they know my home address) actually called 911 after they realized they couldn't break him. The more they made him bite the curb, the more he told them that it tasted good, and kept asking in that Oliver Twist-like voice, Please Sir, I want some more? They laughed so hard that they pardoned him for his public idiocy and called paramedics." This once again proves that rappers have 9 lives these days. This is Terrence Whitehead from BB Sea America signing off.
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