May 16, 2009
The following computer generated posting was affixed to the bulletin boards in all Manzanita unit dorms above the microwaves:
MICROWAVE ETIQUETTE
Please do not allow the microwave to "Ding" or "Bing". Remove your item BEFORE the time has run out.
Please clean up after yourself EACH AND EVERY TIME you use the microwave.
Please cover ALL OF YOUR FOOD to avoid making a mess or damaging the microwave.
Please DON'T SLAM THE DOOR as there are people who must live right next to the microwave.
Please do not attempt to dry your boxers or socks in the microwave. (ESPECIALLY YOUR BOXERS).
Please BE RESPECTFUL in the way you treat the microwave as that it will last.
THANK YOU!!!!!!
ROFLMAO!! I live in the bed right next to the microwave. It's literally two feet from my head! I've yet to see the micro-drying, but I've seen stranger things in prison.