I'm a redhead. Yet, I didn't realize there were redhead jokes out there, and, unlike other jokes that tend not to be based on truth, these are. I figured I'd share some of them with you, in case you haven't heard them already.



What's the difference between a terrorist and a redhead?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.



How do you start an argument with a redhead?

Say something.



How can you tell when a redhead has been using your computer?

By the big hammer embedded in the monitor.



What do you call a redhead with an attitude?

Normal.



What do redheads believe is the quickest way to a man's heart?

Through his ribcage.



Redheads are just blondes with high blood pressure.



Blondes are just redheads wiith no passion.



What do redheads and McDonald's have in common?

You've never had it so good so fast.



Why aren't there more people making up redhead jokes?

They told them to redheads.



There're only two requirements to getting along with a redhead:

1) Always let him think he's having his way.

2) Always let him have his way.



What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?

A piranha. Piranhas only attack in schools.



How do you get a redhead's mood to change?

Wait ten seconds.



If you love a redhead, set him free. If he follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front yard, and puts your new boyfriend in the hospital, he's yours.