I had a large manilla envelope by my desk...which threw in all sorts or gunk...cig buts...old bit of crumble and fluff....cue tips... used tissues....horrible stinky sticky things./..and gradually this built up into a sort of disgusting.....sludge pot../...well...I was writing to my accountant./.my tax returns./..and bye a stoner of a mistake..swapped the envelopes and accidently put the tax return papers into the rubbish bag.
Two days later my accountant rang me and he said..".what sort of joke was I playing" ..and he was very cross../....he had during a business meeting/ opened the envelope of rubish and tipp"d the entire concerts on his desk,in front of the executives in the room.
I stammer'd to him that it wasn"t a joke /and I apparently had mixed up the envelopes and posted the wrong one../....oooh.....I felt like a Slamitz.....and still do.//....this really hapened./..and I still deal with the gentleman.