Yes, my bluff has been called, so I should probably deliver the fiery manifesto that was promised earlier.  I have had a Yahoo email address for 6+ years.  I have also had a gmail address for a couple years, but it's been so hard to say goodbye, or I've been too lazy to transition away from my lamer and lamer yahoo account.  On Monday, I went to log into my yahoo mail.  My password didn't work.  I got a message about some infinitely vague "security concern" and was told my account would be locked for 24 hours, at which point I could log back in.  The message also told me that failed logins would not reset the 24 hour period.  So I kept trying, to no avail, and I didn't see the security message for awhile.  On Wednesday, I tried again and got the 24 hour message again, so I decided to give it a full interrupted 24 hour rest.  At some point, I found the yahoo email login web help interface and told Bangalore of my problems.  I was sent a response that told me to try the password reset process that already failed me, and that otherwise I should answer their questions via email to verify my account.  Thursday night I tried to login again and still no success.  The response to my email o' answers seemed to indicate that I had not satisfied their needs and told me to fax or mail them a package that included a copy of my driver license and more (some of the same) desired information.  The necessary information included the answer to my Security Question, but I DON'T KNOW THE QUESTION!  I SET IT UP 6 YEARS AGO!  My response told them that.  My last response from yahoo, courtesy of someone named "Proonay," told me that I must follow their procedure and fax them a complete package.  That's when I wished lovely Proonay good luck to the Yahoo enterprise and peace.  I CAN'T ANSWER A QUESTION WHEN I DON'T KNOW THE QUESTION! 

So my Yahoo era is over, probably long after most of you gave up on that lovely eeeeeenterprise.  Oh well.  I wish I had been able to salvage some info before my whole account was ganked, but such is life.  Please inquire within if you would like the particulars to communicate me via God's own email system called GMAIL.  Love,

Funkdastardly