The top ten moments of the ReAct Now Katrina Benefit Concert as seen on television's Music Television. 1. Will Ferrell plays drums for Red Hot Chili Peppers 2. Mellisa Etheridge takes matters into her own hands and declares that she is a lesbian 3. Dave Matthews plays with emotion. Finally! 4. Brian Wilson needs a hug 5. John Mayer loses complete control of of his facial muscles and craps his pants 6. Keith Richards and Mick Jagger accidentally wander onto stage during a Rolling Stones performace. 7. Neil Young scares the shit out us with his patented Death Stare 8. Maroon 5's Adam Levine eye-fucks us til we like it 9. Good Charlotte 10.Hank Williams Jr. shows up with a purpose and plays a most heartfelt rendition of "Are You Ready For Some Football?" the scoop staff reports