"Titanic and LOTR* are the most boring and mind-numbing Oscar-winning movies ever." (LOTR part 1, that is: I never subjected myself to the sequels, as I didn't even manage to stay awake during the first instalment...) Shoot, dear ladies! Previous provocations (still open for debate!): 1. "May 6 and 7 George W. Dimwit will visit my kingdom (a bloody nuisance: his security apes want to close down the whole province of Limburg for the duration). What should we do with him?" 2. "It's a disgrace that the free world still tolerates the existence of a sexist, HIV and paedophilia stimulating state ruled by a crossdressing German dictator who was a member of the Wehrmacht. Immediate UN intervention is called for, but if the yanks want to do it alone again it's fine with me. There are only two things that can be said in favour of Vatican City: it has no maritime claims and the birth rate is negligible. The official one, that is. Oh, and the dictatorship is not hereditary, thank Allah. " 3. "Religious freedom should be abolished as a separate right. There is no reason to give religion even more protection than any other expression of irrational thought." 4. "John Grisham has written only one really good book: The Chamber. If you've read it you know the death penalty is a crime." Michiel