i don't get it. what is the deal with underwear? lastnight i must've rolled around in bed
a little too much because this morning when i woke up my boxers were split in half right
down the middle leaving my ass hanging out in a very unpleasant fashion. i know that may
sound funny to you, but trust me it's not. it's bullshit. sure, they were a little worn and
probably needed to be replaced, but i swear i've had pants last me ten years and i can't
even count how many boxers i've been through in those same ten years. so what is the
deal here? is the fabric cheap? are the manufacturers the problem? are they just conspiring
against us the same way tire companies prey on our need for tires? i read somewhere the
military has access to rubber tires that will last 25 years? 25 YEARS!!!!! can you believe
that? what's the fucking deal with that, huh? why aren't those on the market for the
general consumer? i'm sick of this shit. really. and supermarket bags. whats the fucking
deal with that shit, huh? everytime i go to the fucking supermarket somebody always
tries doubling them for me. i won't let them. why should i? i don't need two bags. i only
need one. not two. two is one more than i actually need. if i take two that's just one
more thing i'll take home to my already cluttered apartment. i don't need anymore
clutter and i don't need two bags. i mean, really. come on. have i ever had one break
on me? no. so what the fuck?! if you're really so damn concerned with my bag breaking
on me just make them THICKER. YOU HEAR ME MISTER BAG COMPANY?!?! i want a
fucking thicker bag so some asshole at the supermarket isn't always trying to double
them up on me.

whatever. not like it matters anyway. even if they did start making thicker grocery bags,
doubling them up is so ingrained in our social conscienceness we would do it anyway. it's
gonna take decades to reverse our thinking. meanwhile i have to live with a house full of
bags and my ass sticking out in a very unpleasant fashion.