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HOW YO KNOW YOU ARE FROM PHILLY...
1] its always philly not philadelphia and jersey not new jersey
2] youve never actually been to the liberty bell except for a class trip
3] your idea of a fun night is getting smash ass drunk and not remember nothing!
4] wawa doesnt sound wierd
5] you kno how to make cheesesteaks without ever being taught
6] water ice is always pronounced ... wooder ice
7] what you put on top of your ice cream isnt sprinkles their jimmies
8] when someone says djeetyet you kno what their saying [did you eat yet]
9] you have the pizza place on speed dial
10] you go to a fancy restraunt and wonder if they serve cheesesteaks
11] you know what a mummer is and are mad if you miss them
12] you have no clue what people are talkin about when they say subs.. but find out its a hoagie
13] youll buy a pretzel from anyone not even thinking twice about it
14] scrapple is the best part of breakfast
15] tastycakes are the greatest things ever
16] you cant imagine fries without cheese
17] youll eat cold pizza for breakfast
18] you can sleep through gun shots and police sirens
19] your used to seeing young kids walkin with cigarettes or beer
20] when family comes from other places they think its wierd to wear socks with your adidas sandals and to walk around in pajamas
21] Protecting your bike like your life
22] Running away to random parks with your best friends
23] Buying lunch from the deli every single day
24] Getting into fights with random people.
25] Sitting out front someones house till after midnight just talking
26] People always tell you that you talk too fast
27] If your a girl you use a can of hairspray a week
28] If your a guy you have a closet full of white tees
29] "You guys" and "youse" is a perfectly acceptable reference to a group of men & women.
30] You know how to pronounce Bryn Mawr, Wilkes-Barre, Schuylkill, Bala Cynwyd, and Conshohocken.
31]You also find yourself using "yo" and "youse guys" when talking long-distance to family members
32]You aren't a bandwagon Eagles fan, you loved them when they sucked, and before they had T.O.
33]You go to The Gallery or South Street in the summer time just to chill
34]A vacation at the Jersey shore (pronounced "Down the shoore") is better than going to an island (there's more stuff to do, plus you know everybody.)
35]You know where to find the Rocky statue.
36]You know that tourists go to Geno's, Pat's and Jim's for authentic cheese steaks.
37]Turn signals provide clues as to your next move in the road battle, so you never use them.
38]The faster you drive through a red light, the less your chance of getting hit. 39]It is considered correct to honk your horn at cars that don't move the instant the light changes.
40]You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Philly
OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food
PHILLY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
PHILLY FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.
OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. PHILLY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"
OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
PHILLY FRIENDS: Cry with you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
PHILLY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
OTHER FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
PHILLY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. PHILLY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
PHILLY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while.
PHILLY FRIENDS: Are for life.
OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
PHILLY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste shit!!"
OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
PHILLY FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!
OTHER FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
PHILLY FRIENDS WONT!
5:53 AM
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