Move over Chuck Norris, it's time for Romero's little friends to have their 15 minutes in the blog o'sphere.
What are zombie rhymes? Well, they're like this:
Q: What do zombies like to eat?
A: BRAAAAAAAAAAINS.
Q: What do vegetarian zombies like to eat?
A: GRAAAAAAAAAAINS.
Q: What do vegetarian zombies eat when they're on vacation in Jamaica?
A: PLANTAAAAAAAINS.
Q: What is the favorite city of Illinois zombies?
A: DES PLAAAAAAINES.
Q: What are zombies' favorite scale model entertainment?
A: MODEL TRAAAAAINS.
Q: What do zombies like to sing?
A: REFRAAAAAAINS.
Q: What do sloppy zombies get on their clothes when they eat?
A: STAAAAAAAAAINS.
Q: Where do zombies get their sugar?
A: CAAAAAAAANES.
Q: Why do zombies pay such high taxes?
A: CAPITAL GAAAAAAAINS.
....Ok, now you try!