Hello everyone,

it's come to my attention that several of the people I like and respect have horrendous tastes in music.  While many of these fine folks love and cherish movies like Taxi Driver, Switchblade Sisters and The Quiet Man -- their inkling toward awful FM dreck can no longer be ignored.

Here is a list of ten bland and/or shitty popular groups that remain popular.

1. U2 --Seriously?  Their plodding, self-important songs all sound identical.  Except for their new songs which sound like overproduced super-crap.  Someone I know once said 'if you don't like U2, I feel sorry for you.'  How about this... if you like a band that has a number in their name, you are an asshole.

2. Coldplay -- Wasn't their fifteen minutes of fame over eight years ago?  How could anyone torture themselves with this vanilla, overbearing, non-non-heinous music.  Chris Martin, stick to naming your kids after fruits.

3.  Tool -- while they pretend to be original, they are actually pseudo-intellectuals with the most irritating fans in the world (except for Mike Knibbs).  They deserve a thank you for giving Tomahawk the opening slot on one of their tours (where they were frequently booed by the FM addicted audience).

4.  Creed -- I guess they broke up.  How merciful of them.

5.  Puddle of Mudd -- I'm guessing they chose their band name based on their love of scatology.

Anyone else want to add some shitola bands they can't stand?