Man.

Finishing an album is hard work. I think I'm losing my mind. I can't sleep. I think it's getting the best of me.

I just feel like I'm thinking about it far too much for me to actually work on it. Second guessing second thoughts. Being perfectionistic about being an anti-perfectionist.

However, it must be said, the album is sounding fucking amazing. Working with a professional sound engineer is teaching me a lot. Also, he's just making my songs sound much more powerful and sexy. I'm also trying a new approach on the vocals. Sexy stuff.

Finnur, the sound engineer, has this fake pussy in his studio, named after some porn star. I'm afraid to ask if he's been using it, but he did show me photos of a local jazz celebrity having his way with it.

I wonder if I could give an orgasm to a fake pussy. I'm pretty sure that if anyone can do it, it's me.

-Johnny Sexual