Sung to the tune of "Mermaids"

Whoa--- whoooa whooooa whoooa- whoooa---
Conchords.... Conchords... conchords....conchord...conchord..
conchord... Flight of the Conchords....

Conchords type out onto my page,
The answers to questions for which I’m longing to gaze.

Like does it annoy you that I comment almost everyday? (whoa)
Or that oh Conchords you’ve been photoshopped over a hundred ways.
(That must be freaky)

Is it normal for a girl to wear er Official FotC T-shirt when she
makes love on the keys? (Make love to me!)
Would it be weird for you (bret) if I touched your beard or (Jem) your
glasses and sideburns, cuz I know it would be for me.

whoooa whooa whoooa wayyyheyaoo Whoooa whoooa whoooa!
doo da doo da doo do da doo

Do you have Conchord (Grammy) parties in NZ? (Am I invited?)
At these Conchord parties do you eat Kiwi. I mean the fruit of course,
and do you like it?

Are your comments the answer to a crazy fan girls dearest wish (wish,
wish, wish)
Or are they some optical illusion caused by some jerk hacker who likes
to phish?
(Some jerk who likes to phish?)