FLIP
You and your friend are mugged with a knife
You run away in fear from the strife
You go home to the safety of your bed
While your best mate may be dead
What are you gonna do?
You go on a date with a young lady
After dinner she gives you LSD
You try a decoy to fake her out
Before you know it things are whirling about
What are you gonna do?
Your manager hires a new guy named Todd
He's annoying and rude and very odd
Before you know it he's replaced you in the band
You want to angry dance across the land
What are you gonna do?
Call 911 (oh no)
Get a friend to help (oh please)
Just say 'flip'
And your mind is at ease
© Two Minutes in Heaven 2008