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Gender: Female
Status: Single
Age: 60
Sign: Virgo

City: Arnold
State: Maryland
Country: US
Signup Date: 8/2/2005

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Saturday, December 22, 2007 

Current mood:  crazy
Category: Friends

caitlindance247: hello terd
ChinesFireDrill7: hello bitter scrooge face!
caitlindance247: arrghhhh how is thou this devine evening
ChinesFireDrill7: horrible ever since u imed me
ChinesFireDrill7: haha jk
ChinesFireDrill7: im doing pleasently
ChinesFireDrill7: how baout yourself
caitlindance247: hahaha THANKS
caitlindance247: ooh thats pleasant
caitlindance247: im joyus, my arms be soreeeeee
ChinesFireDrill7: my eyes are sore from looking at u
caitlindance247: my mind is sore from thinking about you
caitlindance247: so much
caitlindance247: every second
caitlindance247: of the day
caitlindance247: staring at you
caitlindance247: through your window
caitlindance247: mmmm
ChinesFireDrill7: ahhh!
i just ;ooked at the window and saw u
caitlindance247: NOW I HAVE TO FIND A NEW HIDING PLACE GREAT
caitlindance247: i cant hide in between your bushes anymore i guess
ChinesFireDrill7: rubbing ur hands together in a warming motion like my clone was when we were playing oatmeal of trueth
caitlindance247: HAHAHAHHAHA
caitlindance247: HAHAHA I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT UH
caitlindance247: you beat me to it
ChinesFireDrill7: muahaha i read ur mind
ChinesFireDrill7: and ur shirts that say "dont feed the noodles"
caitlindance247: I WORE THAT ON MONDAY
caitlindance247: i was like
caitlindance247: UGH IF ONLY CAROLINE WENT TO BROADNECK
ChinesFireDrill7: muahahaha ohh but i do
ChinesFireDrill7: i sit in the back of ur classes in a black hoodie and hope u wont notice me following u
caitlindance247: I KNEW IT
caitlindance247: well i dont really go to broadneck
caitlindance247: i go to spalding
caitlindance247: i dont know if you've seen me though
caitlindance247: im an animorph
caitlindance247: i morph into creatures
caitlindance247: & like i turn into ooze
caitlindance247: like that girl
caitlindance247: i forget her name
caitlindance247: anyway i can slide under doors and form into any shape i want
caitlindance247: i mold myself into the shape of the butterfly clips in your hair
ChinesFireDrill7: hahahahahaha
ChinesFireDrill7: i though i saw sightings of alex mac!
caitlindance247: HAHA YES
ChinesFireDrill7: but then i was like impossible!
caitlindance247: oh nothing is impossible
caitlindance247: obviously
caitlindance247: HAHA oh  my god i just thought about the present i got you
caitlindance247: your going to lub it
caitlindance247: i cannot wait for you to open it
caitlindance247: hahaha
caitlindance247: WHOAHAH
ChinesFireDrill7: suck my ear lobe bitch!
caitlindance247: id love to
caitlindance247: thanks!
ChinesFireDrill7: sweeeeeeeeeet!
caitlindance247: i know i know
caitlindance247: so you dont have school tomorrow right?
ChinesFireDrill7: correctamundo
caitlindance247: sweet mama sita
caitlindance247: are you going away at all over break??
ChinesFireDrill7: well for xmas im getting a time travel portal. soo i think i might want to go to 1 ad to truly experience christmas, by being there for the birth of christ.
caitlindance247: oohh thats so cute!!
caitlindance247: i was thinking about doing that too
caitlindance247: but phil diffy is borrowing ours
caitlindance247: so i have to wait a little
ChinesFireDrill7: ahahahahahahaha
ChinesFireDrill7: yeah alex mac wanted to borrow mine so that she could go back into the 90's and make more episodes of her show.
caitlindance247: hahahhahahaaahaha
caitlindance247: how'd you remember that name!? ahaha
ChinesFireDrill7: haha i dont know!!
ChinesFireDrill7: lol
caitlindance247: hahaha
caitlindance247: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA "your just so great to talk to, i mean, most people just say hey, hey, whats up, nm, & the conversation ends, but with you its just great" "haha lol"
caitlindance247: HAHAHAH
ChinesFireDrill7: haha lol
caitlindance247: HAHAHA
ChinesFireDrill7: haha lol
caitlindance247: haha lol
ChinesFireDrill7: haha lol
caitlindance247: haha lol
ChinesFireDrill7: haha lol
caitlindance247: haha lol
caitlindance247: © nosaj uoy evol i  jason gonos i presume?
caitlindance247: haha
ChinesFireDrill7: ugggh of course not!!!!!!!!!!!
ChinesFireDrill7: who would accuse me of such a crime!
caitlindance247: hahahahhahaa
ChinesFireDrill7: kasey is my best friend! i did not let him tie me to a street light cover me in his mother's sperm juice and mustard, and allow me to rool around in feathers so that he would be banging a juice-covered chicken!
ChinesFireDrill7: where would u get such an idewa?1?!
caitlindance247: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
ChinesFireDrill7: haha lol
caitlindance247: HAHAHAH
ChinesFireDrill7: "haha lol"
caitlindance247: haha lol
caitlindance247: HAHA
ChinesFireDrill7: "haha lol"
caitlindance247: his mother's sperm?
ChinesFireDrill7: "cmc for life" haha lol
ChinesFireDrill7: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa llllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooollllllllllll
caitlindance247: cmc?
caitlindance247: haha
ChinesFireDrill7: the initials i shre with him
caitlindance247: chicken mustard cum?
ChinesFireDrill7: what about it?! i did not make a bath of chicken mustard cum to fill my ears with, so that he could sexually suck it out with a syringe!!!!
ChinesFireDrill7: where would u get that from?!?!
ChinesFireDrill7: pervert who would think of that, of course i didnt do that!!"
caitlindance247: hmm maybe YOUR DIARHEA
caitlindance247: SINCE YOU WRITE IN IT
ChinesFireDrill7: who the fuck gav eu the idea that i wrtoe " satan eats cheeze wiz: with my diarhea all over his body!
ChinesFireDrill7: what sick fuck gave u that idea?!?!

caitlindance247: HAHAHAHA
caitlindance247: "haha lol"
ChinesFireDrill7: FUCKING HAHA FUCKING LOL!
caitlindance247: i don't know, cause i know that i definately can't talk to animals & i definately didnt ask daisy & calvin what goes on in your house in closed doors & then cut your cat's paws off and drink the blood from her toes
ChinesFireDrill7: omg caitlin
ChinesFireDrill7: i figured it out.
ChinesFireDrill7: did u animorph into some small insect and watch us?
ChinesFireDrill7: if u did it was all a joke!
ChinesFireDrill7: december fools!
ChinesFireDrill7: yeah we set u up
caitlindance247: OOHH MAN NOT AGAIN
ChinesFireDrill7: u were on punked!
caitlindance247: YOU GOT ME YOU GOT ME
ChinesFireDrill7: hahahahahahaha ugghhh yeah thats it
ChinesFireDrill7: fuck right i did
caitlindance247: hahahaha
caitlindance247: yeahhh ithought so, cause i know for sure that what i saw when i animorphed was definately false, i know behind closed doors your house as silent  beautiful  and peaceful as a church ceremony on christmas eve
ChinesFireDrill7: of coarse
ChinesFireDrill7: that is the way i am percieved by all.
ChinesFireDrill7: the silent beautiful peaceful church girl.
caitlindance247: actually, your perceived as the giddy little school girl
caitlindance247: but i guess silent beautiful peaceful church girl works as well
ChinesFireDrill7: who sits in the corner giggling?!??!
caitlindance247: MM HMM
ChinesFireDrill7: "hehe" lol
caitlindance247: "hehhehehhehehehehhehehehehe!":-D
ChinesFireDrill7: chris " so uh what are u wearing..................yeahh i could see thru that"
ChinesFireDrill7: remember the poem?!??!
caitlindance247: HAHAHAHAH
caitlindance247: YEAH!!!
ChinesFireDrill7: the break up poem from margret to chris... with the mexican pics
caitlindance247: i dont remember the mexican pictures
ChinesFireDrill7: and the 4 yearold drinking tequalla and eating the worm at the bottom of the bottle?!
caitlindance247: im trying to remmber
caitlindance247: HAHAH WHAT?!
ChinesFireDrill7: ojhh shit. i have said to much.
ChinesFireDrill7: uhh forget what u have heard.
ChinesFireDrill7: this is just an ilusion
caitlindance247: HAHAHAH
ChinesFireDrill7: haha me and matt were making fun of josh so bad. he was like " i wonder what explosions will be going down and the christmas party" and i was like  "well i know that josh will be "exploding" by himself at home in front of the computer"
caitlindance247: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
caitlindance247: hahahahahha its funny cause its true
caitlindance247: hahahaha
ChinesFireDrill7: i know. actually that makes it not funny. that makes it creepy.
caitlindance247: HAHAHA YOUR RIGHT
ChinesFireDrill7: but im a rather fucked up indival so i would laugh at that. so there fore "haha lol"
caitlindance247: hahahahahhaahhaa
caitlindance247: i wonder if there will be a brawl
caitlindance247: maybe some gunpaly
caitlindance247: play*
caitlindance247: that'd be pretty cool
caitlindance247: HAHAHA remember "where can you find guns" "in matt's basement"
caitlindance247: HHAHAHA when like kanew or someone was trying to tell a joke
ChinesFireDrill7: hahaha wow kanew is such a jokster.
caitlindance247: & THEN WE MURDERED THAT JEWISH RABI & LEFT HIS BODY FOR THE CROWS!
caitlindance247: hahahaha oh i know
ChinesFireDrill7: haha
ChinesFireDrill7: he justs cracks me up. in the same way that he causes dearest kate to psycologically crack. "I FUCKING HATE YOU! YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!"
ChinesFireDrill7: awww those good old tims at kanewski's.
caitlindance247: HAHAHHA
caitlindance247: ohh if only i had a sister as kind as she is
ChinesFireDrill7: ohh but ur lucky to have sweet little h bean. who would never do anything such as to threaten to "knock you dead"
caitlindance247: kind enough to allow us on a totally different floor in a house that she doesnt own and lives in at 25 years old rather than go to college when she has a belly ache
caitlindance247: HAHA I KNOW
caitlindance247: i know
ChinesFireDrill7: i jsut throug of the best rap!!1
ChinesFireDrill7: ahhhhh
caitlindance247: SHE SAID SOMETHING THE OTHER DAY using some random word, we were making cookies & she was like "we cant scrapple them" or something that made no sense
caitlindance247: haha
caitlindance247: OK THEN SAY IT
caitlindance247: haha
ChinesFireDrill7: kate skips college for her so called "belly ache", but then she whips out her vibrater and makes the kanewski househole quake!!
caitlindance247: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
caitlindance247: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
caitlindance247: THAT WAS A GOOD ONE
ChinesFireDrill7: "haha lol"
caitlindance247: "haha lol"
ChinesFireDrill7: caitlindance247: SHE SAID SOMETHING THE OTHER DAY using some random word, we were making cookies & she was like "we cant scrapple them" or something that made no sense
ChinesFireDrill7: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh hahaha. i could so see her saying that!!!
caitlindance247: hahahahahhahahahahahhaha
caitlindance247: she says it so seriously too
caitlindance247: hahaha
ChinesFireDrill7: i know!
ChinesFireDrill7: and the circumstances are soo goofy.
ChinesFireDrill7: when she told us she was gonna "knock us dead" she was holding up a roll of paper towels over our heads!!!!!!!
ChinesFireDrill7: while young energetic william was asleep upstairs.
caitlindance247: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
caitlindance247: OH YEAH
caitlindance247: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
caitlindance247: OH WILLIAM
caitlindance247: I MISS HIM
caitlindance247: OH  MY GOD THAT BODY OF HIS
caitlindance247: SOO TAN
caitlindance247: SOO MUSCULAR
caitlindance247: MMMMMM
caitlindance247: OH MY GOD UUHHHHHH
caitlindance247: where is he when you need him
caitlindance247: & SPEAKING OF HIM
caitlindance247: hahaha
caitlindance247: I COULD REALLY GO FOR SOME HORSE PIZZA
caitlindance247: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA HORSE PIZZA JUST SAY IT YOU'LL LAUGH
ChinesFireDrill7: how aboiut half horse, half crotch.
caitlindance247: hahahaha
caitlindance247: MMM
caitlindance247: YEAH
caitlindance247: oh my god
caitlindance247: delicious-ness
ChinesFireDrill7: "check off the box"
ChinesFireDrill7: how the fuck could he sleep thru that?!?!
ChinesFireDrill7: he was defianetlt awake!
caitlindance247: mmmm my tastebuds would knock someone dead for the flavor of horse, crotch, and tomatoe sauce passing through my mouth
caitlindance247: HAHAHAHHAHAHA I KNOW
caitlindance247: he was probably like maybe if i lay here long enough, they will come in & jump on my body to wake me up!!
caitlindance247: THEY WILL HAVE TO COME INTO MY ROOM, STRIP OFF MY CLOTHES & THEIR CLOTHES, JUMP INTO A POOL & SPREAD OYSTER EGGS OVER MY LEGS & I WILL WAKE UP
caitlindance247: HAHAHAHAH WE KNOCKED SO HARD
ChinesFireDrill7: hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
ChinesFireDrill7: we knocked dead!
caitlindance247: HAHAHA WE DID WE DID
caitlindance247: & he was sleeping through us singing our song
ChinesFireDrill7: we liek throbed our fists down the door's throat!
caitlindance247: WHAT WAS IT AGAIN!?!
caitlindance247: HAHAHA THAT WE DID
caitlindance247: ...& our tongues
ChinesFireDrill7: and Bear was on the bed jumping on him
caitlindance247: HAHAHA YEAH
ChinesFireDrill7: ew Bears giant balls were like sufficating him!
caitlindance247: and there was like a bee's nest on his head and two lions fighting next to him
caitlindance247: HAHAHAHAHA
ChinesFireDrill7: yumm... ....ever since i thought pizza... i though of tomatoe sauce.... then i wanted some.... so i called up Deee, and she's on the way with the Ragu! 
caitlindance247: he was probably like mm what is this, mr.wardell, are you in here?
caitlindance247: AHAHAH MMM YES
caitlindance247: HAHAHAHAHHAHA REMEMBER MR.WARDELL THE FIRST CAME IN
caitlindance247: HAHA
caitlindance247: & YOU WERE LIKE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH HIM
ChinesFireDrill7: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha
caitlindance247: & HE THINKS YOU NEED TO BE LIKE IN AN INSANE ASSILUM
ChinesFireDrill7: i wonder what he thinks of me
caitlindance247: hahaha the whole wardell family thinks your out of your mind
caitlindance247: besides john
caitlindance247: kelly thinks so
caitlindance247: john the first thinks so
caitlindance247: hahaha
ChinesFireDrill7: haha i am ut of my mind
ChinesFireDrill7: what do they say about me?
ChinesFireDrill7: .......... the five minute pasue of conversation tels me i dont want to know
caitlindance247: HAHAHAHHAHAHAA
caitlindance247: my mom had to tell me about her ugg boot deliemma
caitlindance247: & yes... you dont want to know
ChinesFireDrill7: not an ugg boot deliemma
caitlindance247: I KNOW
ChinesFireDrill7: telllllllll meeeeeeee
caitlindance247: hahahahahaha
ChinesFireDrill7: the suspence is a killer
caitlindance247: okay well she had to drive alll over the place cause she ordered uggs for me but they didnt have them so she had to drive to columbia & go on like 923750 web sites to find them so all in all i have to wait until after christmas until i can get some uggs
ChinesFireDrill7: muahahahahahaha! sucess ur christmas will be ruined!
caitlindance247: SHUT UP JUST SHUP UP
ChinesFireDrill7: That makes Nene one step closer towards..................................................................WORLD DOMINATION!
caitlindance247: WHOAHAHAHHAHAA
caitlindance247: well on that note
caitlindance247: i must go to bed
ChinesFireDrill7: im putting this conversation on mysapce
caitlindance247: HAHAHAHA ok it'll be a joy to view
caitlindance247: hahaha
ChinesFireDrill7: so say hello to the blog readers who are losers and read this entire conversation
ChinesFireDrill7: while scratching their heads in confusion.
caitlindance247: HEY!! WANT SOME HORSE PIZZA?!
caitlindance247: hey maybe josh'll get this far into the conversation!
ChinesFireDrill7: YUMMMM POPPA JOSH
ChinesFireDrill7: hahaha
ChinesFireDrill7: hey josh
caitlindance247: hahahahaha
caitlindance247: hey josh whats up?
caitlindance247: explode yet?
caitlindance247: might wanna wipe it up
ChinesFireDrill7: josh i want ur children
ChinesFireDrill7: hey baby joshua ill make u explode
caitlindance247: HAHAHHAHAA
caitlindance247: ill pass
ChinesFireDrill7: shit@
ChinesFireDrill7: SHIT*
ChinesFireDrill7: kasey will see what i DIDN'T do with jason!
caitlindance247: OH GOD
caitlindance247: YEAH I KNOW SHE WONT KNOW WAHT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
caitlindance247: it was a different jason
caitlindance247: jason uhh
caitlindance247: keyboard
caitlindance247: jason keyboard
ChinesFireDrill7: yeah jason keyboard
ChinesFireDrill7: he is sooo fine
caitlindance247: oohh jason keyboard
caitlindance247: oh my god i know
ChinesFireDrill7: damn i wanna tap or *type* that
caitlindance247: HAHAH
caitlindance247: i heard he pooped all over a baby owl
caitlindance247: "haha i wasn't that but that sounds so funny"
ChinesFireDrill7: i really want to touch with al over with my finger tips
caitlindance247: hahahaha
ChinesFireDrill7: and u know puch his buttons
caitlindance247: HAHAHAHA
ChinesFireDrill7: push*
caitlindance247: there*
caitlindance247: hahah
ChinesFireDrill7: (psst caitlin pretend to say hi to jason keyboard so if kasey is reading this she wont suspect we're making him up... not that it's obvious)
caitlindance247: haha
caitlindance247: ok
caitlindance247: smooth good idea
caitlindance247: HEY JASON KEYBOARD :-*
ChinesFireDrill7: Hey Jason Keyboard. who really does exsist!!!!
caitlindance247: IF YOU ARE ADDICTED TO KASEY HOWARD PUT THIS ON YOR PROFILE good idea, putting her in your profile to think you actually like her
caitlindance247: OH MY GOSH CAROLINE SHH THATS GIVING AWAY TOO MUCH
ChinesFireDrill7: hahaha yeah im a smooth opperator
caitlindance247: i know i know
ChinesFireDrill7: im sure ur skin is smooth well caked with cnc sweat
caitlindance247: it always is
caitlindance247: ok well goodbye everyone
caitlindance247: GOODBYE FOREVER
caitlindance247: SEE YOU UMM
caitlindance247: SOON
caitlindance247: HOPEFULLY
caitlindance247: ER UNFORTUNATELY
caitlindance247: goodbye forever
ChinesFireDrill7: "haha lol"

C.Dubbs

 

we're cool


 
Posted by C.Dubbs on Thursday, December 22, 2005 - 7:29 PM
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Carolion

 
psh yeah we are
 
Posted by Carolion on Friday, December 30, 2005 - 7:01 PM
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Hbean

 

hahahah this is a very strange conversation but then agian when is our conversations not weird.

i was laughing so hard it felt like some one was throbing snow down my throwt. ahaha 

~snowcap~


 
Posted by Hbean on Thursday, June 01, 2006 - 3:36 PM
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Carolion

 

ut-oh be careful with that snow- it could knock you dead!

& im not being over-hand

the throbing snow is almost as dangerous as the blister which deeply concerned Grandma Joyce!


 
Posted by Carolion on Thursday, June 01, 2006 - 9:29 PM
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