* - First off, you'd think after 30 years on this planet you'd learn not tp drink on an empty stomach in the heat. But alas, we have not, which led to a man so drunk that he could barely walk up the ramp to his seats in a straight line by kick off. Major shout out to Quaker Steak and Lube for the order of wings, fries and grease that set my stomach and blood alcohol content correct.

* - That said, even a person that was completely hammered could see that this offensive line is brutal. I mean really brutal. Many ofthe passes that Stull completed were the result of scrambling and catching an open man. When your o-line can get no push against a MAC team that went 1-11 the year before, uhh, it's gonna be a long year.

* - Keeping in the tradition of stupid-assed on-field ceremonies that mean nothing, band director Jack Anderson was honored on the field.

* - Wanna know why more people don't go to Pitt games? I'll tell ya why. It has nothing to do with the team, the athletic department (well, okay, that's not true. These people are stupid) or the opponents but has much to do with the fact that the North Side is the new Cardiac Hill. Construction everywhere, the parking is getting more and more limited, it's a mess. And in our ever-expanding, fat ass, lazy society do you really think people wanna' park downtown and walk across the Clemente Bridge and then six more blocks to the stadium?

Yeah yeah. "well they do it for the Steelers." The Steelers have also won five Super Bowls. We can even sniff the Papa Johns Bowl.