that's right, everybody.
Kalashnikov is doing Open Mic all over your face. Again. Because you missed it so much.

This friday, at the Kalashnikov Studio (not the gay dance hall. you're welcome)

starts at 7, ends whenever.
no booze, no drugs
smoking's fine if you don't mind freezing your nuts off.

please help promote, and any bands that want to play, contact any member of Kalashnikov via http://www.myspace.com/kalashnikovpunk and we'll book you.

so, kids. the moral of the story is, Kalashnikov loves you, and wants you to listen to its music. And you should. The end.

disclaimer:
Kalashnikov Records waives all responsibility in the event that you are: taken hostage in a house war, kicked out because your dumb ass brought drugs, or eaten by Tyler.