So I have been asked to actually watch the movie "Twilight" and make an "angry" or "upset" review similar of my "Hard Rock Zombies" review.  I decided to go ahead and do so BUT I first think I should subject myself to something good. So I watched "Dark City" and here is a quick review for that.


 Dark City starts out in a disguise of a bad movie.  Things are weird, confusing, and moving at a really fast pace. I say that this is a disguise because, after finishing the movie I realize that this was brilliantly done. The difference with this and a bad movie is that a bad movie does this throughout the entire film and never delivers an explanation.

 John Murdoch wakes up in a hotel room in a bathtub with a small cut on his forehead and no memories of who he is or what he's doing there. He sees a dead woman on his bed and the phone rings.  Without much explanation, John is told by the voice on the other line that he must hurry out of the building for "they" are coming for him. He gets his things and runs off. Before leaving the hotel the clerk told him a diner called and said he forgot something there. Meanwhile three albino-looking men in black trench coats and hats appear and search johns room.

 Okay so I said this was going to be a review but really its just an advertisement. See this movie. Dark City is amazing.  The movie only starts out weird, confusing, and fast paced because it puts you right in John Murdoch's shoes.  Learning things just as he is (maybe just a little before too) making things go from weird to weirder to HOLY HELL M. Night Shyamalan only WISHES he could pull off a twist like this!

 Seriously, go see this movie.  If you watch it and end up not hating it, then you might as well be watching Twilight.

 btw, Twilight review is next.