I know I probably say this every month but... This is gonna be one our best shows ever.
Seriously, it's gonna be up there with The Comedy Seance and the Jesus Roast, both of which are legendary in the Austin comedy scene. You really don't want to miss it.
This Thursday, the 18th we're roasting Santa Clause at Beerland. And, it's a star-studded lineup. Matt Bearden will be appearing as Tom Turkey. We've got Carey Moore as the Easter Bunny, Jake Flores as The Grinch and Norman Wilkerson as Cupid (just seeing me in a diaper should be worth the price of admission). We also have a very drunk St. Patrick, A very gay Rudolf and a very buff Frosty the Snowman. Mrs. Claus will also be there, as well as The Tooth Fairy (Avi Hartman in a tutu! Again, consider it your money's worth).
The doors open at 9pm. The show starts at ten. But don't be you're usual fashionalby-late selves for this one. The show's gonna be great from start to finish.
Oh yeah, it's five bucks to get in. Five bucks to see me in a diaper, Avi in a tutu and Matt Bearden in a turkey suit. Not to meantion two hours of watching Santa getting torn a new one.
Like I said, don't miss it.