Welcome Dear Foreign Investors,

You don't know me and I understand you might be apprehensive but I am writing to ask you to help take my money.  You see, I live in Africa where everyone hear has too much money, so I have business proposal for you.  I will give you my $100 fukkillion in US currency IF you go see Sweet Interference at the Rock & Roll Hotel (1353 H Street, NE Washington DC) this Saturday.

You see, Sweet Interference are gods in our country (which is in Africa, don't worry about the name of the country).  They determine the currency here, which is based in Interferons (1 Interferon = $100 US, and 1 Sweet Interferon = $1000 US).  They also make the laws, and we only listen to Sweet Interference here as well.

So now you trust me, right?  Say yes?  Yes!  Great, I'm glad we could come to this agreement.  So you go see our gods in your country and we shall deposit said moneys into your account.  Sweet Interference will be playing with lesser dieties (but still Awesome Bands!) like Five Four, Bellflur, and Gaslight Society as well.  Show starts at 9.  Be there and I will arrange for said wire transfer.

Sincerely,
Generalisimo Mickala Sexu Upp Aton