So Today wasn’t so great... I think it could have tried a little more on not sucking... Even a little effort on Today’s part would have been appreciated, but I guess that’s just asking too much.
Well February 19 you’re in luck, because as of officially right now have low expectations of you! You are off the hook my friend! Continue on with the suckage because I’m expecting it!
So one of the really not so bad parts of Today was that I forgot my lunch... It happens, and so on my way home I decided to use up the last $1.98 on my gift card at Jamba Juice, and get myself a drink. I was pretty hungry (it’s actually a good thing I did too because we didn’t have dinner till like 8!)!
Anyway so as I’m getting my drink the guy working there gives me The Pity Look, and says "Hang in there!", which only made me notice how truly horrible I looked! How bad do I have to look to have a guy making minimum wage, during apparently Jamba Juice rush hour take pity on me, when he’s the one with the full leg cast on!
I wonder how he broke his leg... Snow boarding? This guy at work broke a blood vessel from snow boarding... It grossed me out.
Anyway! I really wanted some quiet time! So of course Roy was playing Rock Band with his friends (who I’m sure thought I looked like Grumpy from Snow White...) Actually I don’t even think they noticed me, which I can relate too. Rock Band is so addicting! I hardly know what’s going on around me when I’m playing... Playing poorly, but still playing.
So yah I went to my room and watched the ARTS channel. Why? Have you ever watched the ARTS channel? There’s a ton of Opera. Opera it turns out is like Days Of Our Lives on steroids... And singing. My life suddenly didn’t seem that bad. At least I wasn’t in love with my sister’s fiance’, while being forced to marry an evil baron or whatever.
In fact if I somehow end up in an Opera, like in a dream or something, I need to make sure I just don’t fall in love period... And stay away from people who keep on going off to the side of the stage to sing mysteriously. They’re usually plotting someone’s demise.
That’s when I noticed. My flowers are dead!!!! I know it’s been practically a week since Valentines’ day, and it’s to be expected, but I was really enjoying them!!!
People always buy me plants!
"Happy Birthday! Here’s a plant you’re going to stress out about until you do in fact kill it! No matter how much you try to keep it alive!"
In the future if you’re thinking about buying me a plant, because you’re last minute shopping for me at the grocery store can you not go with the whole plant thing??? They sell gift cards... Or better yet how about one of those cards that plays music? Not a huge fan of those cards, but it’ll be better then a plant!
Is it Friday yet???????????