If you are in the army and you have split personalities,
Are you an army of one or have you become an army of two?
How do you kill a poisonous snake?
Can you use poison, or does that just make it more deadly?
Why do car stereos have remotes? Is it really that hard to reach the dash board? Or are they just trying to create accidents and kill you?
If the definition of rambling on – is talking aimlessly
Then are you rambling on, if you’re rambling on about a book about rambling on?
Have you ever noticed how lazy professional basketball players are? They fall and they look like they are homeless. They hold out there hand until someone will help them up.
Forget about the whole if a tree falls in the forest bit, what I want to know is, if a professional basketball player ventures alone into the forest and falls; does he ever get up?
If you need the cliff notes for “Computers for dummies”, should you just go ahead and throw out your computer?
They say knowledge doubles every 5 years, so how is that we still don’t know how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
If NEGATIVE one Times NEGATIVE one EQUALS positive ONE
If you are pessimistically pessimistic are you really just an optimist?
Answers would be great,
Seth