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	Paul	I've never seen X Factor in my life, but I've been reliably informed that it's generally a platform for vacuous airheads with little or no talent who sing like robots and act like muppets. I'm so pleased you declined the invitiation...(you did decline, didn't you Paul?)   Posted by Paul on Thursday, November 05, 2009 - 11:15 [Reply to this]

	Kevin Kevin Morley	Hi Paul Good to see that you've stayed centered. Great Stuff ~ Kev   Posted by Kevin on Thursday, November 05, 2009 - 11:39 [Reply to this]

	David David Alderwick	Good stuff Paul, keep it coming...   Posted by David on Thursday, November 05, 2009 - 12:38 [Reply to this]

	Wee Jeannie Bingo Wee Jeannie Bingo	33rd out of 34...what ever happened to the real dunce of the class, Nr 34?? I wouldn't feel too bad about it...I wasn't even allowed into my primary school classroom. I thought Algebra was a country till I got to Secondary School. Wee Jeannie Bingo - book me a fortnight in Algebra.   Posted by Wee Jeannie Bingo on Thursday, November 05, 2009 - 13:29 [Reply to this]

	oliviajellybaby	sounds like heatons top 10 alright!!! can just see him on xfator trying not to look at cheryls knockers...dannis botox, louis youthful good looks, and of course cowells under carriage!! classy   Posted by oliviajellybaby on Thursday, November 05, 2009 - 13:38 [Reply to this]

	sharon	I think Paul looks like Robin Williams in this pic. lol   Posted by sharon on Wednesday, November 11, 2009 - 13:28 [Reply to this]

	Johnny P. Sullivan	Brilliant!   Posted by Johnny P. Sullivan on Thursday, November 05, 2009 - 15:15 [Reply to this]

	Diane Diane Sykes	10 Things you didn't know about this fan 1. Diane lives on tea and coffee.  2.Diane was asked to go on the waltzers at Blackpool and refused! 3. Passed first time in 83, after 3 driving lessons! (fibbing a bit there! think it was 4....) 4. Is turned off by smelly breath and armpits, Oh, and cheesy wotsits (human kind  Ha, Ha) Ugh! 5. Diane Sykes's dad and grandad were also called Sykes!! 6. Doesn't watch shite like X factor! 7.Aside from 1960-1983, never been out of a car. 8.Wasn't priveleged enough to take music that was too sophisticated for our school.... 9.Isn't so barmy as to tell folks what my door bell does, hence removing the threat of being torn apart by a whopping great Rottweiller from the minds of the robbers who come a knocking! 10. Well undertstands the English thing, coming from Yorkshire and all that.....Anyway, we know we're talking about....!!   Posted by Diane on Thursday, November 05, 2009 - 17:49 [Reply to this]

	Lisa	Very interesting stuff. I dislike both coffee and tea although I have tried tea. People chewing gum is my major turn off too! And smokers. Go figure.   Posted by Lisa on Thursday, November 05, 2009 - 18:30 [Reply to this]

	Lisa C Lisa Clarkson	Love this, what an insight! I am wondering though how a lyrical genious can be bottom of the class in English and Music, the mind boggles! x    Posted by Lisa C on Thursday, November 05, 2009 - 19:17 [Reply to this]

	Paul Heaton	2nd to bottom please?!   Posted by Paul Heaton on Thursday, November 05, 2009 - 19:34 [Reply to this]

	Lisa C Lisa Clarkson	I stand corrected, lol!   Posted by Lisa C on Thursday, November 05, 2009 - 19:45 [Reply to this]

	scott	I was bottom in art...was given 4/100. I'm still rubbish though. Maybe if i'd been 2nd bottom i'd be the new Leonardo Da Vinci.   Posted by scott on Thursday, November 05, 2009 - 22:27 [Reply to this]

	marty	got the same door bell its fecking brill   Posted by marty on Friday, November 06, 2009 - 06:29 [Reply to this]

	Gina	Agree about the chewing gum, laughed at your x factor comment ... and love your door bell   Posted by Gina on Friday, November 06, 2009 - 15:38 [Reply to this]

	JIMBO JIMMY Howes	Cor! Where do you get them doorbells from like? They sound class!    Posted by JIMBO on Saturday, November 07, 2009 - 14:35 [Reply to this]

	Varitones	Your English result .. is that true ?  hope so ,  i was expelled from school.... happy days! iim allrigut nooow thoough .  A   Posted by Varitones on Sunday, November 08, 2009 - 12:29 [Reply to this]

	marty	we got door bell from a boys they are great infact there no2 in door bell monthly     Posted by marty on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 07:44 [Reply to this]

	V vanessa coxon	wanker   Posted by V on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 13:30 [Reply to this]

	Diane Diane Sykes	Me thinks you have been fibbing about your driving skills!!  How come I have seen you performing some impressive manouvers (?? that looks wrong but you get the gist) in your Mermaids and slaves video?!!  Ha, Ha!!   Posted by Diane on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 15:22 [Reply to this]

	Diane Diane Sykes	Wondering who Vanessa is calling a wanker??    Posted by Diane on Tuesday, November 10, 2009 - 15:26 [Reply to this]

	Pamela Pamela McGorry	I think I know!   Posted by Pamela on Friday, November 13, 2009 - 16:08 [Reply to this]

	Diane Diane Sykes	Come on Pamela, name names!!!   Posted by Diane on Friday, November 13, 2009 - 17:03 [Reply to this]

	Pamela Pamela McGorry	Never drank tea or coffee Paul? me neither.... I think the sound of your doorbell would definately make me laugh... after two driving instructors and over 60 lessons I finally passed my driving test ( automatic is so much easier) and I also remember my English and Music results, along with the rest, lots of U's.    Posted by Pamela on Friday, November 13, 2009 - 16:49 [Reply to this]

	Pamela Pamela McGorry	Diane! Now you've got me wondering too. As what I was thinking to be quite obvious and simple (as I read it, it wasn't Paul Vanessa was saying it to ) maybe Vanessa could let us know.   Posted by Pamela on Saturday, November 14, 2009 - 22:00 [Reply to this]

	Claire	never had tea or coffee?!  is that a fib?!   Posted by Claire on Thursday, November 19, 2009 - 20:19 [Reply to this]

	Paul Heaton	never   Posted by Paul Heaton on Friday, November 20, 2009 - 15:27 [Reply to this]