As you read the headline, you may wonder how these 3 topics go together (other than the fact that Liberals have stupid ideas about all of them), but I found something in a newspaper a couple of days ago that pissed me off:

Last week, Pro-Life activists teamed up with disgruntled African Americans and fiscal conservatives in a protest on Capitol Hill over Federal funding for Planned Parenthood, the nation's largest abortion provider in the country. The protest was spurred when the bitches at PPFA received a donation from a racist student at UCLA, asking for his gift to be specifically earmarked to abort a black baby.

This obviously attracted ire from most African Americans, and more followed upon the stat recorded by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention that most abortion clinics are located in minority neighborhoods (they have also determined that abortion results in more deaths among African Americans than AIDS, Violent Crimes, malignant diseases and car accidents combined). Among the protesters was Alveda King, neice of MLK, who regretfully admits to having two abortions when she was younger. Her accusations were that PPFA lied to her, "They told me my baby was just a blob of tissue." Hundreds of African Americans are now making claims that PPFA is specifically targeting black communities, and should not be federally funded.

Now, I will give my personal opinion. I don't care what the fuck your position is on baby-killing, these fuckers get $300 million in tax dollars per year. Let that sink in for a second... Three Hundred Million, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! I'm paying for this with the money I earn by working?! My tax dollars go to a service that should rightfully be illegal?!

Let's take some affirmative action on this (pun intended for my 2 or 3 intellectual friends reading this). Funding for this crap needs to be barred, immediately. We're in a defecit by trillions of dollars, and you wonder why?! We'd be about $10 billion less in this defecit if we weren't paying for Special intrest groups like Planned Parenthood, NARAL (National Abortion Rights Action League), the ACLU, and even conservative Institutes for Legislative Action.

When I'm older, I plan on joining the National Right to life Committee and a few other conservative ILAs such as the National Rifle Association and National Taxpayers Union. These groups receive more than enough in donations and fundraisers to keep themselves balanced, and they do not need tax dollars. This, is fucking Pork Barrel spending. I hear Liberal bastards talking about how we're bankrupt because of the war and NASA, while they wanna give earmarks to the radicals in the ACLU and NARAL.

Now, I'm sure I've got a few narrow-minded, chain-smoking feminists who are reading this and are going to call me "anti-choice" or "sexist" or "against woman's health". I've heard these deadbeats before. They are so self-absorbed with themselves and their own sex, that they consider the entire anti-Roe crowd to be anti-woman. This is the height of shallow liberalism. Do you honestly believe that your right to irresponsibility is fundamental, and your living child's right to life is not?

Don't tell me it's just a blob of tissue. The fetus's brainwaves can be traced by a gynocologist 6 weeks into pregnancy, and scientific data is showing the brain beginning formation in the 2nd week... you know, before you even know you're pregnant. Don't tell me it's not murder, especially while the majority of you are also bitching about how guns kill people, and that war is immoral, or that capital punishment is unjust? Oh, I get it, serial killers and terrorists have a fundamental right to life, but fetuses don't matter... right? ...You make me sick!

Now, let me take you through a timeline of key events in the Abortion debate:

1960- The FDA approves the use of contraceptives (nothing wrong with that at all, but what happens subsequently goes too far).

Roe v. Wade (1973)- 7 Supreme Court Justices pervert the Constitution and legalize abortion in all 50 states during the first 24 weeks of pregnancy (first 2 trimesters).

Hyde Amendement (1976)- Illinois Representative Henry Hyde proposed a bill barring Federal Funding for abortions. It was approved (but obviously they are still funding those baby-killing bastards in PPFA).

Siljander Amendment (1984)- Michigan Rep. Mark Siljander proposed an unfortunately failed Amendment that would define a "person" as living from conception (John McCain voted in favor of it).

Bork (1987)- As Pro-Roe Justice Lewis Powell announces his retirement, President Reagan nominated Robert Bork to the Supreme Court. Because the Court was dead split on Roe without Powell, and with the brilliant Bork on the Court, it would have been overturned, and because of the abortion issue (the looney left can make up whatever excuse they want, they only opposed Bork because he thought Roe was wrong), he was voted down by 6 Republicans (or at least they have an R next to their name, they might as well be Liberals) and all but 2 Democrats. Now, I know that the requirement of a Justice is to interpret the Constitution as written, not about your belief ..ion, but I guess some people don't seem to get that...

Planned Parenthood v. Casey (1992)- PPFA accused then Pennsylvania Governor Robert Casey of undermining Roe v. Wade. The Court did not overturn Roe (although it should have), but allowed states to make basic restrictions.

Measures to Ban Partial-Birth Abortion (1995)- Congress passed [by a wide margin] a Ban on Partial-Birth, which is done in the third trimester, requiring inducing labor (it's virtually Infanticide). Bill Clinton vetoed all measures. Hmm, that doesn't suprise me at all... we all know how much Clinton hates sex that has consequences! (google Monica or Gennifer Flowers)

Stenberg v. Carhart (2000)- The Court fucks up again! They require states to make an exception for the woman's health in case of a ban on Partial-Birth (psh, like it really matters, labor has to be induced anyway).  Good Lord, why don't these idiot Justices get removed from the bench?! It is clear that they do not rule based upon the Constitution. They are making personally acceptable decisions! That's not what The Supreme Court does, you stupid Liberal Activists!!!

Born Alive Infants Protection Act (2002)- Passed unanimously in the Senate (even with Barbara Boxer and Ted Kennedy on board) and passed in the House with only 15 Reps in dissent, outlawing Infanticide. In the Illinois State Senate, Barack Obama opposed this Act... enough said.

Partial-Birth Abortion Ban Act (2003)- Congress, yet again, ratifies a ban on Partial-Birth. This time, Bush signs it into law, and the Court upholds its Constitutionality in a 5-4 decision in 2007, overturning Stenberg.

Bush puts Samuel Alito on the Court (2006)- As Justice O'Connor retires, but proposes the nomination of John Roberts on the Supreme Court. However, Roberts instead inherits the Chief Seat upon the death of the Great William Rehnquist. Instead, Bush nominates Samuel Alito after Roberts gets lucky anda bunch of Liberals threaten to Bork Harriet Miers. He is opposed (much like Mr. Bork) by all but 4 Democrats and 1 RINO (Lincoln Chafee... I want that bastard's head!). Thankfully, Alito is now on the court. I think it's sad though that Senators consider a Justce's position on Roe before electing them, that's not everything the court is about...

Recognize this: A child's right to life is more important than a woman's right to irresponsibility.

If I havn't been able to convince you that this entire mess is an injustice (you are a stupid, hard-headed liberal), you can at least agree with me that these racists don't deserve Federal funding of any kind. Do America a favor and send an email to your congressman about the pork barrel, and tell them to demand that Congress stops wasting our tax money on baby-killing, and we may hope to get out of this crappy recession. Vote Republican so that we can hope to defund these groups and let their doners to the dirty work.