We are making a video. We need band t-shirts for it. We have plenty, but we want more. Good bands. No good-in-an-ironic way bands. Liking a band for ironic purposes is like saying "fuck you" to your mother. She carried you for 9 months and, presumably, loved you for even longer. Don't insult her by being a goddamned phony.
Anyhoo, we'd like to borrow your This Is Not A Fugazi Shirt shirt. Or any other band shirts of that ilk. I have, for some reason, two Holy Rollers t-shirts, but no Cop Shoot Cop shirts. Jimmy has 9 garbage bags full of Hell No,BURN and, I dunno,No For An Answer(maybe?) shirts. But we want more. Old band shirts. New band shirts. Slant 6 band shirts.
We aren't snobs. Nirvana shirts are fine. But,uh, actually,we are sort of snobs so Mudhoney or Heavens To Betsy would be better. I used my Skin Yard shirt for a cu...,actually, never mind what I used it for, if you got one, sweet.
If you're in the NYC area and you wouldn't mind helping us out, please let us know. We will return them. With a brand new official Freshkills smell!
Thanks,
Zack
1/5th Freshkills
PS.Jens, bass player of The Giraffes, did a neato interview with Tris McCall at this blog that I don't read because it's not about kittens,sinks,or,for some fucking reason that totally escapes me, kittens IN sinks.  http://www.knocksfromtheunderground.com/home/2009/2/17/tris-mccall-and-the-pop-music-abstract.html