So, I hate Christmas.
Go ahead, boo.
Good.
Now, back to it. I'm just not into it. I used to be, and maybe I will be again someday, but not now.
So, I'm not doing it. No tree, no stockings, no music. None of it. This has not made me popular. Essentially, I don't want to be a hypocrite. I don't have kids, I don't go to Church, I don't see the point.
Please don't get me any gifts. You can send cards if you like, but don't expect any back.
Mostly I want to be left alone until New Years.

(The fact that I am organizing a bit for a Christmas Festival kind of amuses me)

I'll be spending Christmas Eve with family, but that's because my niece has me wrapped around her finger.
There. I've outed myself. I'm a Grinch.
Bah Humbug.

SMASH!