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Current mood:  bored Category: Dreams and the Supernatural
I had a dream last night that I was chugging an entire pepper shaker. The kind of shaker that you can balance at an angle if attempted with only the utmost precision & attention. (and luck). But that's beside the point... Anyways, in mid-chug, I obviously began choking and snapped out of sleep the same way most people do after being chased by monsters in the stereotypical nightmare: Cold sweat, heavy breathing, etc.. No big deal.. EXCEPT, I had the most distinct taste of pepper in my mouth when I woke up. Soo, what's this all mean? 1. I'm a sleepwalker, 2. I found pepper, 3. I drank the pepper.
uhhhhONE, ahhTWO, ahTREEE. -The owl from the TootsiePop Commercials. Anyways, no one in their right mind would suspect that leftover foods & condiments sitting outside of a hotel room could be dangerous.. But if any hotel personnel/maid witnessed a 20 year old blonde dude eating a pepper shaker last night in Vermont with his eyes shut, I suggest you come clean and give me one good reason for not stopping me. Now, I'm not going to lie, I've been a diehard pepper abuser for about a year now. I love a little bit O bite to every snack. A lot of bite, actually. But, like I said, this only started about a year ago. I didn't expect it to stem into an actual problem, but when I'm drinking pepper in my sleep, a certain line has been crossed. Soo, what happens next? I'm going to submit myself to the show Intervention. My family will be throwing lines at me like "Dustin, You just gotta kick the pepper!" Then at the end, we'll all cry, I'll go to P.A.... 2 years later, I'll be Spice Free fo' Life baby. Only in a perfect world. In reality, I put way too much salt/spice/pepper/seasoning on everything and don't think it's a very big deal. and I enjoy some tasty room service now and then. I just don't want to dream about it anymore. I prefer dreaming about the things I can't do when I wake up, IE: Flying. If I really wanted to drink a container of pepper, I could always just do it. Nike. <3
Every boy and every girl, Spice up your life.
4:32 AM
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