I've been writing again! Mostly online articles about whatever catches my fancy at associatedcontent.com, but also my monthly column in the Seattle / St. Louis Sinner. Here are some links to some of my most recent online articles, please check them out and read 'em, I get a penny each time you do, LOL:

Top ten coolest rock stars of all time  I list my all-time faves with descriptions of what makes them so gosh danged cool.

How to fly with your guitar on an airplane  after finding much conflicting info on the internet about bringing a guitar on an airplane, here are my own tips (good one for musicians)

Insult jokes, gags, and zingers  My own personal collection of the best insult jokes. Be the life of the party with these zingers!

Top metal albums of all time  My persoanl list of the top ten metal albums ever... you may be surprised at my picks (with descriptions of why they are on the list)

Get into SEXY shape without joining a gym!  My persoanl 15-minute a day workout that WILL get you into sexy hot shape!

DANGER: starting a rock band can be HAZARDOUS to your health!  Tips for starting a rock band with some good advice... this is a must read for aspiring musicians.

ROADIES: a musicians best friend!  A humorous article all about the benefits of having roadies and some good advice on how to handle 'em!

How to be a Rock Star Primma Donna!  A humerous must read for all aspiring rock stars!

KFC Drive Thru  my most popular spoken word piece... it's a masterpiece!